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Merry White Trash Christmas to You and Yours, Now Let’s Head to K-Mart for Some Layaway | Who Shaved My Mullet?
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Merry White Trash Christmas to You and Yours, Now Let’s Head to K-Mart for Some Layaway. Anyways, Christmas is bumming me out but I leave for London and Rome in January, so I am whoring my side businesses in hopes to procure extra funds for that. If there’s one thang my pappy taught me, it’s you GOTS to keep hustlin’. Hey, did you know you can layaway shit again? Precious memories of our tree brought you by Schlitz Beer and K-Mart. Mail (will not be published) (required). Click here to cancel reply.
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5 Reasons You Can Be Pumped About Being a Redneck Part II | Who Shaved My Mullet?
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5 Reasons You Can Be Pumped About Being a Redneck Part II. 4 Low Expectations: I never went to college. Back home, this is not a big deal but in other places I have been, it makes people so surprised. When I was growing up, college wasn’t discussed with me. In fact, I was the first of my family to graduate high school. Talk about no pressure! The fact that I got up and went to school on my own was enough to impress people. And then I didn’t end up pregnant at sixteen? Have you ever had corn nuggets?
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5 Reasons You Can Get Pumped About Being a Redneck (Part I) | Who Shaved My Mullet?
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5 Reasons You Can Get Pumped About Being a Redneck (Part I). As I have explained before, rednecks are probably the worst sub-culture on our planet. I do tend fight my heritage frequently and try to pretend that I’m not a closet redneck. But as complicated as my city life gets, the more I thinkmaybe they have it all right? Like I need to explain? 3 Poor people know how to have cheap ass fun:. You ever party with rednecks? They can shoot a rifle at beer cans for two hours, listen to Hank Williams Jr., ...
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Mulletfrenzy | Who Shaved My Mullet?
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He Don’t Give a Watt. My mother told me this tale over the holidays and was shocked I don’t remember any of this. In the 80s, my dad was not a fan of any thing that took money out of his beer, porn, and tobacco budget. This meant like, food for the children, school clothes, and whatever other unnecessary things came forth. And Then, She Resurfaced Like Herpes (But Less Itchy). 8221; all 1992-style. Well, shit happened. Life, bills, all kinds of crap related to being a grown ass adult that consist...Late ...
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And Then, She Resurfaced Like Herpes (But Less Itchy) romemullet – Who Shaved My Mullet?
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And Then, She Resurfaced Like Herpes (But Less Itchy). Posted November 3, 2014. Enter your email address for white trash ramblings:. Who the Hell is Sheena? He Don’t Give a Watt. And Then, She Resurfaced Like Herpes (But Less Itchy). Merry White Trash Christmas to You and Yours, Now Let’s Head to K-Mart for Some Layaway. WWF Comes to Section 8. Hoarding & Extreme Couponing: And Just How The Hell Are They Different? On And Then, She Resurfaced Like Herpes (But Less Itchy).
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Who Shaved My Mullet? - Part 2
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WWF Comes to Section 8. It was last week when I was told of a great tale involving a threesome with a handicapped individual, my brother-in-law, and their best friend Busch Lite. Apparently my brother-in-law went out to visit his friend One-Eared Willy in the Section 8 projects where many disabled folks lived. My brother-in-law was intoxicated and carefree, he wanted no part in that. After all, the world wasn’t ready for the new moves of the Gold-Toothed Gargantuan. Said my also drunk brother-in-law.
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Who Shaved My Mullet? - Part 20
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The Amazing Fabio and his fabulous tie collection. Introduction : Schlitz Beer and Cooters. Buckle up. It’s hard to say who I owe for inspiring my writing.Is it the folks in the New York City bars with their nice hair cuts and UFO technology cell phones of 2001? But I can’t let it go. What a great word. […]. Enter your email address for white trash ramblings:. Who the Hell is Sheena? He Don’t Give a Watt. And Then, She Resurfaced Like Herpes (But Less Itchy). WWF Comes to Section 8.
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Hillbilly Vocabulary: What The Hell Are You Talking About? | Who Shaved My Mullet?
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Hillbilly Vocabulary: What The Hell Are You Talking About? Holy trucker mullet, it’s been a hot minute since I updated my blog, and I’m sorrier then Milli when Vanilli committed suicide. But when I was visiting my family over the holidays, I realized it was important for me to post about hillbillies and their “language.”. Why do hillbillies say the word “mashed? 8220;Rurned” is the past tense form of “ruined.” Pronounce it like burn, with an r. You can obviously imagine my annoy...This is how my diddy sa...
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About Sheena Morris | Who Shaved My Mullet?
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Purveyor of snark, whimsy, and profanity since 1981, is currently working on publishing her first book in a desperate attempt to acquire fame, accolades, and to quit her day job. So ingrained with white trash DNA, Sheena gave herself a mullet at age 5 with a pair of acquired scissors. April 14, 2011 at 1:35 pm. May 25, 2011 at 5:36 pm. June 24, 2012 at 5:25 am. I hope you become the new David Sedaris! Wonderful writing, best of luck and good fortune. July 3, 2012 at 6:20 pm. July 3, 2012 at 10:40 pm.
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