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allons-y, alonso!: you gotta get me one of those jumpsuits

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Here to prevent the kabloom-ing of, like, the multiverse. You gotta get me one of those jumpsuits. Over at Liz Is Working about liquor and the wacky hijinks to which it leads sparked some reminiscing in the User Comments section. You see, when Liz. And then when Drunk Kelly least expected it, we would melvin her ass to high heaven. We tried and failed and laughed and Kelly's now-famous line was captured forever on film: "Liz and Ahe tried to seduce me into a wedgie! Maybe you had to be there.

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allons-y, alonso!: bush/cheney 2004: deficit schmeficit

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Here to prevent the kabloom-ing of, like, the multiverse. Bush/cheney 2004: deficit schmeficit. When I checked out Wonkette today, I ran across this article. On urinal design. I'd like to call attention to the fact that Liz over at Liz is Working. Seized on that tidbit months ago. Where have you been, Wonkette? Hypocrite lecteur- mon semblable, mon frère. Seattle, Washington, United States. View my complete profile. Yeah, i lost some homeboys. If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me.

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The New Jan Brady: October 2004

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The New Jan Brady. It gets more embarrassing being me every day. Friday, October 29, 2004. I'm kind of dorking around today. This weekend is going to be nuts, so I'm taking it slow. I've been listening to Missy Elliott this morning. It's kinda fun to be singing, "Pussy don't fail me now! All super loud and then pausing it to answer a client's call. "Hello, Ms. Professional here, thank you! On your boob.". That girl knows her candy. Carve your own pumpkin. Posted by Jan at 1:40 PM. It reminded me of an em...

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Krista Backwards: 06/01/2004 - 07/01/2004

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Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God. Monday, June 28, 2004. Let's just say that I should have told everyone that what happens at Kareoke STAYS at Kareoke, but not many people feel the same way, especially my lovely sister Celia who told my father what I did. What were you thinking Celia? But I shall forgive her.after I think of something embarrassing to tell everyone about her on this here blog. I will now write the list of songs, in order, that I sang at Kareoke. I could be sleeping...

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Semi-Sweet: April 2006

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But mostly I'm feeling a little bitter. Tuesday, April 18, 2006. Easter candy totally kicks Halloween candy’s ass. All Halloween has is the candy corn, which is mildly disgusting in an unnaturally orange fashion. Easter, on the other hand, has Reese’s peanut butter eggs, Cadbury eggs, jelly beans, Peeps*, pastel M&Ms, Russell Stover creme eggs, more jelly beans, and of course the chocolate rabbit. Nothing says Welcome Spring! And I love Jesus like the slow torturous devouring of a bunny. So the saying is...

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Semi-Sweet: November 2005

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But mostly I'm feeling a little bitter. Thursday, November 03, 2005. If Only I Had Some Cheese. It seems like every time I come back from a trip, the photos I remember best are the ones I didn't take. For instance, after a week of touring Prague and the Czech Republic, I really wish I had shots of:. 1 Horni Street, in the adorable hamlet of Cesky Krumlov.- -I know, we're all grown-ups and mature, intelligent individuals, but goddamn if we didn't giggle every time we said that name. Brooklyn, New York.

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Semi-Sweet: December 2005

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But mostly I'm feeling a little bitter. Monday, December 05, 2005. I Think I Lost My Appetite. Ooh, it's been a while since I've visited here, so here's a scene from my morning:. Dad: So do you want a hamburger for lunch? Me: No, I'm going into town to meet Lindsey for lunch. Dad: You know the Jeep's in the shop, right? Dad: So you'll have to take the truck? Dad: Well, don't forget to take the dead opossum* out of the truck bed before you go. Posted by Jennie @ 4:10 PM. Brooklyn, New York.

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Semi-Sweet: October 2005

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But mostly I'm feeling a little bitter. Wednesday, October 19, 2005. It's official. I have resigned my old job. I know what you're thinking: Jennie, I could've sworn you did that months ago when you moved hundreds of miles away and someone else started sitting in your cubicle? Well it seems my bosses, optimists that they are, hoped I was joking. Or would reconsider. Or would forget after a short absence the jabbing headaches they inflicted. No way. I'm done. I'm getting out, Don Corleone. Well, it makes ...