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fertizle: There Will Be Blood aka A Love Letter To My Husband
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Tuesday, November 1, 2011. There Will Be Blood aka A Love Letter To My Husband. After a week of experiencing what I was convinced were pregnancy symptoms, but turned out to just be a cold, the tell-tale signs arrived. First the spotting, then the cramping, then the wanting to tear someone’s head off. At one point she actually said, “I guess we don’t need to use the blocks for this pose since none of you are pregnant.”. I think there should be some kind of caveat on murder. If you are struggling with ...
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Midwestern Nightmares: July 2009
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Wednesday, July 29, 2009. Consumable Mistakes: Jolly Rancher Yogurt, Watermelon Flavored. Yep, no leftover Taco Bell for me this morning. Just gonna start the day off right with a nice cup of yogurt. Get the ol' mechanics runnin' smooth. This yogurt is SO good. But you know what would make it even better? Don't be stupid. What would really turn this breakfast party out is if I could somehow have Jolly Rancher candy AND my yogurt at the same time! Well sign me right up for. Links to this post. That's when...
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Midwestern Nightmares: September 2009
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Wednesday, September 16, 2009. The Van I'm Gonna Get. As a single fella, I don't know much what you babes are into. Can I call you "babes"? I don't know, help me out here. Are you into that song "Still of The Night" by Whitesnake? If I cranked that up on my hi-fi would that get you all damp in your unders? Like, a 1982 Chevy Beauville. I'd have a sweetass Pioneer tape deck. No wait, a DUAL tape deck. And because it's broken, there'd only ever be 2 tapes stuck in there. Did I mention I call him "Scott"?
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Midwestern Nightmares: Guys' Night Advice Column #6: Manscapage
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Monday, August 10, 2009. Guys' Night Advice Column #6: Manscapage. Dear Guy's Night,. My girlfriend was complaining about how all of her friend's boyfriends "manscape" and I'm the only one who doesn't. She said I was "nasty" down there and that's why she rarely gives me a blow-j. So to surprise her later, I took my Mach 5 for a little spin around my business in the shower this morning. Well, I've got a few problems. Goose, I need ya buddy. 4 I thought trimming was supposed to make your junk look bigger?
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fertizle: If This Random British Guy Says it, It Must Be True
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Wednesday, July 20, 2011. If This Random British Guy Says it, It Must Be True. Fertility blogs are a great way to kill an afternoon. For one, I like to immerse myself in horrifically sad topics and we all knew the Casey Anthony trial had to come to an end eventually. Secondly, I am sickly comforted by people who are having a tougher go of getting pregnant than I am. Are you a forty-three year old woman undergoing your fourth IVF cycle? Mostly about punching the author. Women” Really sir? Even women who a...
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fertizle: August 2011
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Saturday, August 20, 2011. What to Expect When You’re NOT Expecting. If you are trying to conceive and it’s just not happening as fast as you expected, as in RIGHT NOW DAMMIT! I’ve put together this helpful list of Do’s and Don’ts. It won’t get you pregnant, but it may help you out along the way. Commit a Senseless Act of Violence. Use Your Vivid Imagination. Bring Up Cervical Mucus in Casual Conversation. Unless you are talking to your OB/GYN, your fertility specialist or your friend that’s a nurs...
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I Hope The Worst Isn't Over: November 2010
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Tuesday, November 30, 2010. Now There's Two of Us Who Don't Pass on Grass. Posted by Shannon Hatch. Monday, November 29, 2010. Sorry to get your hopes up. This is just an AIDS campaign ad. Posted by Shannon Hatch. Sunday, November 28, 2010. This is probably the best line up I've ever been included in. So by the chance that you live in LA, don't mess up and not come to this. Posted by Shannon Hatch. Saturday, November 27, 2010. Posted by Shannon Hatch. Wednesday, November 24, 2010. Posted by Shannon Hatch.
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fertizle: September 2011
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Saturday, September 3, 2011. How to Be a Terrible Wife. Endless articles exist on how to move through reproductive challenges gracefully, but what about if you prefer the path of most resistance? Here are some of my own helpful tips. 1 Put a urine spattered ovulation test stick in your husband’s hand, point to the bedroom and say, “It better fucking work this time.”. 2 Buy a fertility book called “Making Babies,” then read it to your husband every night in bed wearing sensible cotton underwear. Fertizle:...
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I Hope The Worst Isn't Over: Women & Men & Women
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Monday, April 25, 2011. Women and Men and Women. Watch the short film I'm in - well, promo for the short, but if you click here. And donate a little money to help these guys out, soon you'll be able to check out the real thing. To find out more, check out the cast and crew. Posted by Shannon Hatch. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Check out episodes of my webcast The Worst. And follow me on Twitter. If you know what's good for you. There was an error in this gadget. At Least You're Reading.
