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Saw | TheBestSean

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You don’t even have to give them a feasible way to kill themselves; they will find a fast way to die. Give me two harmless items: an orange and a rubber-band and I will be dead before the opening credits. Return To Top ].

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Offical Contests | TheBestSean

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This is the official contest section. I will be doing monthly contests varying in objectives and prizes. The contests will each be one month long, after the ending date I will finish reviewing entry's and select a winner. Payment will be via Paypal or cash in the mail, but I can't guarantee it will get to you if sent in the mail. Fan Mail, prize is $50-$200 (depending on participation). Return To Top ].

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Xanga | TheBestSean

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I have a better idea, compile all your personal information (schedule, address, head shots, ect) and then send it to registered sex offenders. Maybe then you can have a nice laugh with with him about how he made your license plate in prison while doing time for rape. But that is right before you get what you deserve. Difference Between Sean and Xanga. I throw pity parties and no one likes me :(. Premium members can upload 99 different profile pics! Xanga is a community of online diaries and journals.

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A Useful Cat is a Dead Cat | TheBestSean

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A Useful Cat is a Dead Cat. Have you ever driven by a dead cat along side the road? Or better yet hit a cat along side the road? There isn’t much you can do about it. But let’s say you are riding shotgun with a friend and you happen to see a dead cat on the side of the road. Now the possibilities are open. Take for example my story:. 8220;Hi, do you have a black cat with white splotches? 8221; I asked. 8220;Yes” answered the old man. 8220;That’s Boots” said the young girl. 8221; the young girl.

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The List | TheBestSean

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This is a small list of things I can't stand. People who use my truck bed as a trash can. It's not a god damn trash can so don’t use it as such, assholes. Bumper Stickers – “Bad Driver, SO STAY BACK! 8221; How about I cut you off and go really slow, then every time you try to pass me I will speed up? Fox Reality TV – There was a sequel to My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiancé, The Simple Life, and American Idol. But go right ahead and cancel Family Guy to make room for them. Return To Top ].

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Tony Danza | TheBestSean

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Tony Danza, why doesn't he just die? I can't decide which I like more; Tony Danza's performance in the classic movie Glam. Or the quality workmanship of his only fan site. The opening line of the fan site reads Ay-oh! This site has undergone some major changes! And I speak for everyone when I say, there is to much Ay-oh! I don't know which will give me more pleasure when I buy his new cd The House I Live In, when I use it as a coaster or when I hear the cashier say But seriously, what do you want?

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Bad Gifts | TheBestSean

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I have decided to compile a list of gift idea's I thought would suck, or have seen in action, sucking. Getting someone tube socks is like saying Hey fatty, let me help you hide those kankles. Books These things would be better if they talked to you and showed you moving pictures of what was happening, that would be so much more efficient. Books are a worthless, and so are you for buying them. Return To Top ].

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Canon | TheBestSean

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I have 3 words for Canon. You fucking suck. Today I borrowed a RV60 digital camcorder from my school for a project and I came home to find it broken. After reading navigating a horribly designed Cannon website I found the manual for the camcorder. After getting absolutely no help from the manual I decided to call tech support and here is how it went:. Sean Yes I would like to be transferred to digital camcorders tech help. Male Yes how can i help with your digital camera? Female Please Hold, mam.