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Wake County Militia: July 2008

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Wednesday, July 30, 2008. As the Beijing Olympics come ever so closer for me to ignore I am dreading the unbelievable coverage of China's national treasure, the Giant Panda. Let me tell you all (by you all I mean Matt and my Mom) this right now, I F*CKING HATE PANDAS! Y once said, "How much time you got, brother? They are black and white. Wow, way to stretch the color scheme, Panda! Was brown a bit to dynamic for you? I hope you get caught up in a penguin gang war for rocking their colors. In exchange&#4...

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Adventures in Pornography | Tuffy's Refrigerator Logic

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Tuffy’s Refrigerator Logic. This entry was posted on Sunday, January 13th, 2008 at 1:27 am and is filed under deadspin. Will leitch makes me want porn. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. Feed You can leave a response. From your own site. January 13, 2008 at 2:43 pm. Wow…it takes some special writing talent to make a purchase at a local Borders’ into The Odyssey. Well done. January 13, 2008 at 3:33 pm. January 13, 2008 at 4:05 pm. Well done, nonetheless. The sticky floors are ...

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Wake County Militia: An Outer View of My Interview...

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Thursday, December 11, 2008. An Outer View of My Interview. I had an interview for a job yesterday. I won't say where, but it is not my dream job. My dream job is to be a manager of a company that test to see how drunk you can get on certain beers. A goon can dream, can't he? Why the hell would I care that some chick (. Like a dude would water plants. Is using my mug to water plants? But, I really need this job, so I just kept my answer and moved on. Well I am glad it went well (nervous laugh).

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Wake County Militia: August 2008

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Friday, August 29, 2008. Girl, tease that hair up all you want. You ain't hiding that fivehead (that is bigger than a forehead). What's wrong with your mouth? Girl, you chewing tobacco? You ain't gotta do that to attract redneck voters. Leave your little girls back stage. I don't need to see all that sixhead and sevenhead. Watch out, this Rochester kitten has claws. Wednesday, August 20, 2008. God, I miss Firetruck. Why don't you just leave Michael Chang. Thursday, August 14, 2008. R Pauilino ($1): Not e...

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Wake County Militia: March 2008

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Friday, March 28, 2008. Come on, White Jesus. What is a matter, God? Is this how you get your jollies? The founder of Popeye's Chicken died this week. And then God goes all Killy McGee and takes the inventor of the Egg McMuffin, too. With all the totally deserving douche bags. In the world, why take these two truly great men? If the founder of T.J. Cinnamon's. Dies tomorrow, then I am going to seriously look at my religious affiliation. Wednesday, March 26, 2008. The King and I. Monday, March 10, 2008.

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Wake County Militia: December 2008

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Thursday, December 11, 2008. An Outer View of My Interview. I had an interview for a job yesterday. I won't say where, but it is not my dream job. My dream job is to be a manager of a company that test to see how drunk you can get on certain beers. A goon can dream, can't he? Why the hell would I care that some chick (. Like a dude would water plants. Is using my mug to water plants? But, I really need this job, so I just kept my answer and moved on. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile.

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Wake County Militia: Craigslist? More Like Rochesterlist

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008. So, I am perusing the latest want ad on craigslist today and come across this. I was shocked. I didn't realize I had put his thing up. I mean, I just lost one of my jobs so how could I pay them $400 to pose for my "catalog"? Most of the clothes in this catalog I am sure are cut-off shorts and baby girl track shorts. Also, to emphasize the clothes I am willing to bet that they need to rub salad dressing on there legs, for the clothes, of course. Our economy is a joke.

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Wake County Militia: October 2008

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Friday, October 31, 2008. Here is a fun lil’ one to play with your iTunes with. Go on and organize your iTunes by number of plays. If you are like me (and if you are like me, then I weep for you), then you have never reset your play counter. These ar your top 25. Fuck Billboard! I SAID FUCK BILLBOARD! 8217;s Top 25 with their play counts:. 25 Too Young –. 24 Fat Not Flat – Juan Huevos (38 PLAYS). 23 Huddle Formation – The Go! 22 My Dick – Mickey Avalon (39 PLAYS). 20 Mer De Japon – Air (39 PLAYS). Which ...

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Wake County Militia: February 2008

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Friday, February 29, 2008. I went to the $1.50 theater yesterday to see Into The Wild. And now I hate Sean Penn a little bit more. I don't think I needed to spend a $1.50 to do that, but I did anyway. Every film critic has been referring to this as the ill-fated journey of self discovery by Christopher McCandless. Here is a plot write up from imdb.com:. He dies and, much like the three annoying kids in Cloverfield. I was so glad when is happened. Okay, fine. But, I am still gonna oggle your wife. Has a s...

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Wake County Militia: No Albi...

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Tuesday, April 21, 2009. I am wearing my work clothes, which consists of a ratty old pair of brown shorts and a Buccaneers T-shirt. I felt out of place. It made me think of places that you really never see attractive people. And if you do, then you think there must be something wrong with them. Here some place I thought of:. Waiting for the Barbarians. Was most beneficial to me understanding humans and their appetite for cruelty to their fellow man. Hey, numb nuts, what makes you the Wake County Militia?