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php for fun: November 2007
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This is a blog for anyone who loves PHP as much as I do. Using PHP for dynamic websites is so boring. Abstract and more complicated projects are way more fun. heh. Wednesday, November 28, 2007. Learning, the Long Way. Print 'This is a test';. Is pretty simple, wouldn't you say? Print is a simple command that outputs what its given to the browser. Indeed simple. Now lets look at this:. This is a test');. Echo $*; / ERROR. Echo ${'*'}; / outputs: foo. Ok, so $* is invalid, but how does it work? Set the las...
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php for fun: My Web Spider
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This is a blog for anyone who loves PHP as much as I do. Using PHP for dynamic websites is so boring. Abstract and more complicated projects are way more fun. heh. Thursday, November 22, 2007. A page is set to reload every 2 seconds. This initiates the parsing of a page, stores all new urls into the database, and displays a cool url list to show me it's working. The regular expression that parses out the urls:. I need another soda. I'll write more later as I feel like adding to the engine. l8 r. Any tips...
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php for fun: Using "IF Comments" in PHP
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This is a blog for anyone who loves PHP as much as I do. Using PHP for dynamic websites is so boring. Abstract and more complicated projects are way more fun. heh. Thursday, November 22, 2007. Using "IF Comments" in PHP. Here's a nifty hack using comments to quickly enable/disable a block of code. I haven't seen examples of this before so I feel special. Here we go. Suppose you have the following code:. Data = get crap();. Data = get crap();. To disable execution of code:. Data = get crap();.
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da404LewZer: Bright House is Slow and Irritating
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I'm bored and MAN do i have a lot of tech to talk. Wednesday, December 17, 2008. Bright House is Slow and Irritating. For the past couple months, the internet in my home has been very unstable. Up and down, up and down. At first, I thought that it was my roommates router, after setting up a Linksys WRT54GL and getting the same problems, we turned to the cable modem. Nothing. So whats the deal here? When I ping www.google.com -t. For a while, I get scary results:. Nearly every other click, website, downlo...
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da404LewZer: Six tools you shouldn't live without
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I'm bored and MAN do i have a lot of tech to talk. Friday, November 07, 2008. Six tools you shouldn't live without. Hello, I have decided to blog about some of the various applications I have installed and can't live without. These applications will help you speed up your computer lifestyle. That's right, and it does a HELL of a better job. I have mine set to replace the system task manager. You can do this by going to:. Options - Replace Task Manager. Doing it again reverts it back). UltraMon is screens...
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php for fun: MySQL speed improvements
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This is a blog for anyone who loves PHP as much as I do. Using PHP for dynamic websites is so boring. Abstract and more complicated projects are way more fun. heh. Friday, November 23, 2007. MyISAM seems to be faster than InnoDB with the queries that I've been using for my web spider. I switched over my tables and found that my crawls were running 3 times faster because MyISAM supports INSERT DELAYED. For the example, we will using entry #. UID, uURL FROM. UError = 0 AND. Interval 12 hour ) ORDER BY.
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da404LewZer: January 2007
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I'm bored and MAN do i have a lot of tech to talk. Monday, January 08, 2007. PHP: creating a simple GET navigation system. How it all works. When the request to index.php is made, PHP will first check the url to see if the variable "a" has been set (e.g? These files are included, not linked to. Your users will never know these files exist, unless you have an error message dump it out somewhere. Errorinc and style.css are not required for this example. This is the daddy script that determines what to do.
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da404LewZer: April 2008
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I'm bored and MAN do i have a lot of tech to talk. Monday, April 07, 2008. Sunday, April 06, 2008. Tons of information on hard-drive structure. Awesome side-by-side shot of kids drawings re-done by an artist. This is a pretty sweet little maneuver. These cool lights are gonna cause crashes, drunk and high people will love them until they get arrested over it. A Monkey Riding a Dog. This made me laul. I'll post more later. l8r. It's amazing how true this is. Well done xkcd, well done. Php 4 fun blog.