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Jokes & Merriment: June 2012
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Lighthearted tidbits to make you smile during your day. Friday, June 8, 2012. A Cowboy Named Bud. A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf? Finally, he prints out a full-co...
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Jokes & Merriment: January 2012
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Lighthearted tidbits to make you smile during your day. Thursday, January 26, 2012. A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture of handcuffs. Monday, January 23, 2012. Saving All The Seats. Law of Cat...
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Jokes & Merriment: PMS and Lightbulbs
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Lighthearted tidbits to make you smile during your day. Saturday, March 10, 2012. Q How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN. WHY? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS. Just got back ...
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Jokes & Merriment: A Cowboy Named Bud
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Lighthearted tidbits to make you smile during your day. Friday, June 8, 2012. A Cowboy Named Bud. A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf? Finally, he prints out a full-co...
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Jokes & Merriment: How To Please Your I.T. Department
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Lighthearted tidbits to make you smile during your day. Sunday, March 4, 2012. How To Please Your I.T. Department. A quick check list for those who need to make contact.]. 1 When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children's art. We don't have a life, and we find it deeply moving to catch a fleeting glimpse of yours. 9 When you're getting a NO DIAL TONE message at home, call...
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Jokes & Merriment: December 2011
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Lighthearted tidbits to make you smile during your day. Saturday, December 31, 2011. A new doctor had arrived in town. He could cure anything and anybody. Everyone was amazed with what he could do - everyone except for Mr. Thompson, the town skeptic. The doctor scratched his head and mumbled to himself a little, then told Mr. Thompson, "What you need is jar number 47.". But before the doctor could finish his sentence, Mr. Thompson was cured and fled the room! Friday, December 30, 2011. With death certifi...
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Jokes & Merriment: Spiders on Drugs
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Lighthearted tidbits to make you smile during your day. Saturday, April 28, 2012. I came across this gem on YouTube. Enjoy. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Some Friends Blogs I Like. The UNSAID Book Review. The UNSAID by Aaron Blaylock I usually don’t post book reviews on my blogs. I’m not a book reviewer. My life is insanely busy and reading for enjoyment i. Brussels Sprouts and Cabbage are Medicine for Diabetes. Post by Dawn Lambros Fixing Our Bodies One Raw Food at a Time! Laura LaRue Babble On.
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Jokes & Merriment: Only in America
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Lighthearted tidbits to make you smile during your day. Tuesday, March 6, 2012. 1 Only in America.can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2 Only in America.are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3 Only in America.do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4 Only in America.do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke. The UNSAID by Aaron...
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Jokes & Merriment: February 2012
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Lighthearted tidbits to make you smile during your day. Wednesday, February 15, 2012. This consultant is working on a Web development project for a client, and he's also got a nontechnical intern to keep busy. Fortunately, that's a solution, not a problem. Part of the project included setting up about 150 user accounts for the client's customers to log in to a secure portion of the site and download their reports," says the consultant. Rather than creating passwords like 'book345' or 'house57,' he instea...
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