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The Anti-Fascist Gazette: McCain to America's women: "Vote for the ovaries!"
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Fair and Imbalanced Since 1985. Friday, August 29, 2008. McCain to America's women: "Vote for the ovaries! DAYTON, OH - Presidential Candidate John McCain stunned Americans today by announcing that he was choosing Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin as his Vice Presidential Candidate. . Isn't she just a pistol? Asked the Senator. "Vote for the ovaries! Many were curious as to how the Senator made his decision. . It's true, my fellow Americans, that you have to really look far and wide to find a Republican and...
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The Anti-Fascist Gazette: McCain predicts "a nice long nap is rejuvenating" for nation's economy
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Fair and Imbalanced Since 1985. Sunday, October 12, 2008. McCain predicts "a nice long nap is rejuvenating" for nation's economy. Davenport, IA - The AFG caught up with Presidential candidate John McCain as he was leaving his rally in Iowa this Saturday, where the Senator revealed a surprising new economic theory:. My friends, there are a lot of different ways to look at things," the Senator held forth. . 160;I rest my case, my friends.". Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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The Anti-Fascist Gazette: U.S.A. To Bush: Fuck you!
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Fair and Imbalanced Since 1985. Wednesday, November 08, 2006. USA To Bush: Fuck you! You ain't shit your daddy ain't shit. Your brother ain't shit your money ain't shit. Your lab ain't shit your rings ain't shit. Your gear ain't shit your jewels ain't shit. Your kicks ain't shit nigga your whips ain't shit. Bobby you ain't shit nigga I'm the shit. You ain't shit your daddy ain't shit. Your brother ain't shit your money ain't shit. Your lab ain't shit your rings ain't shit. Nigga, I'm the shit.
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The Anti-Fascist Gazette: Clinton "Doctors" Puerto Rican voter turnout
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Fair and Imbalanced Since 1985. Saturday, May 24, 2008. Clinton "Doctors" Puerto Rican voter turnout. PUERTO RICO - News broke today that Senator Hilary Clinton . Continues to fight for the Democratic nomination - seemingly by . First came the senator's "assasination gaffe", and now it seems . That she has thrown her fate in the hands of a controversial figure - . One Doctor Moreau - in order to increase Hilary friendly voter . Registration in Puerto Rico. . As much as 50%". Them reading him his rights!
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The Anti-Fascist Gazette: So Fresh and So Clean: Biden Plays Outkast Card!
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Fair and Imbalanced Since 1985. Thursday, February 01, 2007. So Fresh and So Clean: Biden Plays Outkast Card! ATLANTA – Senator Joseph Biden expected to announce his candidacy for President last week to great fanfare, but reporters and supporters got more than they bargained for when Biden instead stirred up a furor by reffering to candidate Barak Obama as "fresh and clean" compared to previous african american candidates. Black people get me, get used to it! This is only the latest desperate effort by B...
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The Anti-Fascist Gazette: Desperate Republicans Promise Less Misery In Exchange For Votes
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Fair and Imbalanced Since 1985. Monday, November 06, 2006. Desperate Republicans Promise Less Misery In Exchange For Votes. WASHINGTON – Republicans, worried about the future of their party and feeling the sting of voter backlash, have now fallen back upon their ultimate back-up plan - the promise of freedom from further misery, oppression and suffering. Well, you mess with our control of Congress and we'll see to it the next two years are even worse! Heh, heh - you must not know me very well.". Cause y'...
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The Anti-Fascist Gazette: Fear & Loathing At The World Cup: Referee Coulibaly's Bad Trip
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Fair and Imbalanced Since 1985. Saturday, June 19, 2010. Fear and Loathing At The World Cup: Referee Coulibaly's Bad Trip. JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA -. American World Cup players were denied a historic comeback Friday via a 3-2 victory over Slovenia when Referee Koman Coulibaly of Mali called the goal off, with the game ending instead in a 2-2 tie. American players begged for answers, to no avail. That was some trip," said Coulibay, via a translator, coming down from an LSD. I got caught up in the spiri...
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The Anti-Fascist Gazette: McCain's environmental plan promises "waterfront property for the middle class.."
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Fair and Imbalanced Since 1985. Saturday, September 06, 2008. McCain's environmental plan promises "waterfront property for the middle class.". Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). McCain to America: Ill be right back. Bush calls for Red Cross investigation. McCains environmental plan promises waterfront p. Americans question viability of life below sea lev.
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The Anti-Fascist Gazette: Bush calls for Red Cross investigation
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Fair and Imbalanced Since 1985. Sunday, September 14, 2008. Bush calls for Red Cross investigation. Officials are dismissive, refusing the AFG access. However, in a journalistic coup, the AFG reached the President today on the bathroom phone outside the Oval Office. The President proved animated and more than willing to discuss his theory - that the Red Cross was somehow involved in the stream of disasters befalling the US. And they're an international organization. What does that tell you? McCains envir...
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The Anti-Fascist Gazette: Large Growth Removed From Mole
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Fair and Imbalanced Since 1985. Wednesday, July 30, 2008. Large Growth Removed From Mole. WASHINGTON DC - After last week's latest Senator McCain face growth activity, the mole in question has come forth to set the record straight. And according to the mole, he's the one that had the surgery. When reached for comment, he expressed his relief. . Toad of Toad Hall and Ratty refused to comment on this story. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Large Growth Removed From Mole.
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