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Love Hurts: Phone Call
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Short stories of lust and love. Of trust and infidelity. Of happiness and bitterness. Monday, December 5, 2011. You don't tell the bartender that. The guy your wife's fucking with is in this hotel right now waiting for her to show up. You know it's true—you hacked into her e-mail a month ago. They've had this meeting planned for weeks. You know the exact time she'll arrive. You gulp the drink down. Played pro ball for the Bears, couple of years back? You nod. "Yeah, man. ". Had a good day," you say, reme...
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Love Hurts: January 2012
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Short stories of lust and love. Of trust and infidelity. Of happiness and bitterness. Monday, January 9, 2012. She turned the shower on full last, hoping the hot water would relieve the dull ache between her shoulder blades and the tightness in her neck. Jerry. She wondered what Jerry would think of her now, shacked up with another woman's husband, a man taking her for all the could get and she giving him all he wanted, never saying no. Sunshine, blue skies—looks like a great morning for a dip.". Sitting...
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Love Hurts: December 2011
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Short stories of lust and love. Of trust and infidelity. Of happiness and bitterness. Monday, December 5, 2011. You don't tell the bartender that. The guy your wife's fucking with is in this hotel right now waiting for her to show up. You know it's true—you hacked into her e-mail a month ago. They've had this meeting planned for weeks. You know the exact time she'll arrive. You gulp the drink down. Played pro ball for the Bears, couple of years back? You nod. "Yeah, man. ". Had a good day," you say, reme...
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Love Hurts: February 2012
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Short stories of lust and love. Of trust and infidelity. Of happiness and bitterness. Thursday, February 9, 2012. Strangers on the Beach. I've been thinking about having an affair," Cindy said, glancing quickly at Mark for his reaction. "Would you be interested? They were standing alone at the shoreline, looking out at the lake. Blazing stars and a luminous full moon cast a silver glow over the water. He smiled. "An affair? He said. "What would your husband say? He smiled. "I'm happily married. G...She c...
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Love Hurts: Strangers on the Beach
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Short stories of lust and love. Of trust and infidelity. Of happiness and bitterness. Thursday, February 9, 2012. Strangers on the Beach. I've been thinking about having an affair," Cindy said, glancing quickly at Mark for his reaction. "Would you be interested? They were standing alone at the shoreline, looking out at the lake. Blazing stars and a luminous full moon cast a silver glow over the water. He smiled. "An affair? He said. "What would your husband say? He smiled. "I'm happily married. G...She c...
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Lori Speaks: January 2012
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Wednesday, January 25, 2012. After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new
apartment to a couple of his friends.
He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
. What's that big brass gong? One of the guests asked. It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied. Asked his astonished friend. Yup, it is," replied the drunk.
. The friend asked, squinting at it. "Look like only a gong to me.". 8232; "Watch," the drunk replied. Started my d...
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Lori Speaks: May 2012
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Wednesday, May 9, 2012. Hell To Get Old. Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend, "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that.". The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class.". Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). 160; ...
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Lori Speaks: Dating in 1960
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Thursday, April 12, 2012. It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960 and Fred had a first date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house promptly and rang the bell. Oh, come on in! Peggy Sue's mother gushed as she welcomed Fred in. "Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Iced tea, please," Fred said. Mom brought the iced tea. "So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight? She asked, clasping her hands. Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him with a smile.
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Lori Speaks: September 2012
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Wednesday, September 19, 2012. Two Priests and a Blonde. Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on a vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not. Wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the. Plane landed they, headed for a store and bought really outrageous. Shorts, shirts, sandals, and sunglasses. The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their. Tourist garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the. They couldn't help but stare. As sh...
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Lori Speaks: July 2012
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Wednesday, July 11, 2012. A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' if need be to direct the flow away from their clothes. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). An old ma...
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