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Go Forth, My Son, and Rock: When A Man Is A Woman
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Go Forth, My Son, and Rock. The Cosmonauts Guide to the Halls of Valhalla. When A Man Is A Woman. So I was thinking, casually of course, what would the experience of giving birth be like for a man? What would be going through his mind? What would his soul be experiencing? What exactly would happen to him? As I thought about this, I figured that the only way to articulate my thoughts would be to do it in screenplay form. Thus, without further ado, I present to you:. A film by Jonathan Martin. The nurse an...
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Go Forth, My Son, and Rock: The Legend of Yngwie Malmsteen
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Go Forth, My Son, and Rock. The Cosmonauts Guide to the Halls of Valhalla. The Legend of Yngwie Malmsteen. Born in the Year of Our Lord 1963, Yngwie Malmsteen literally exploded out of his mother's womb in Stockholm, Sweden. The great grandson of Viking warriors, Yngwie came out swinging an axe and has been shredding ever since. Appearing in a descending beam of light from the Heavens above, Malmsteen wore an open red robe adorned with the feathers of an Eagle as he shredded his guitar and eventually exp...
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Go Forth, My Son, and Rock: Olay Olay Olay Olay
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Go Forth, My Son, and Rock. The Cosmonauts Guide to the Halls of Valhalla. Olay Olay Olay Olay. As some of you wisely know, I'm a fan of Real Salt Lake, also known as RSL. Tonight, they did something that I honestly didn't imagine could possibly happen. Yes, they won the MLS Cup in only their fifth year of existence, and will forever more don a star on their jersey. Yes, they dropkicked Beckham, and stopped the announcers blow job of Landon Donovan in the middle of the receiving. View my complete profile.
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Go Forth, My Son, and Rock: The Rules Of Manhood In The 24th Century
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Go Forth, My Son, and Rock. The Cosmonauts Guide to the Halls of Valhalla. The Rules Of Manhood In The 24th Century. Since the 24th century is now upon us all, I realized I was past due on updating you all on how to be a man in this brave new world. Naturally, you're asking yourself, "Jonathan, how. I become a man in this bold frontier? Well, I'm glad you came around, because I'm here to tell you how it's done. Rule #1: Get a good blaster by your side. Rule #2: Alien tail is FAN-. Nothing like a good hen...
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Go Forth, My Son, and Rock: Ass Pirates From Beyond The Grave
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Go Forth, My Son, and Rock. The Cosmonauts Guide to the Halls of Valhalla. Ass Pirates From Beyond The Grave. Ass Pirates from Beyond the Grave. It's here. Rape it. Continuously. July 22, 2009 at 11:15 AM. My timbers have been shivered! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Welcome to the Dojo of your destiny. Linger long enough, and you too may become an echo. . I am all you need to know, and everything that is worth knowing. View my complete profile. Dispatches from the Island. Ivan, Becca, Maks Makarov.
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Go Forth, My Son, and Rock: Vampires. What's up?
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Go Forth, My Son, and Rock. The Cosmonauts Guide to the Halls of Valhalla. Vampires. What's up? I make my triumphant return unto you, my loyal and faithful readers, with a subject not very dear to my heart, but fun no less. Of course, what I'm going to write about and I'm sure you've already guessed, is Vampires. What is it about Vampires that illicit cat calls from the the ladies? What is it about Vampires that inspire the highest form of "art" for the masses? In conclusion, I think we all know why Vamp...
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Go Forth, My Son, and Rock: She Wants Revenge
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Go Forth, My Son, and Rock. The Cosmonauts Guide to the Halls of Valhalla. I think it's the way they stink. It stinks. Good I hope we've all experienced the rich aromatic stink of a woman's skin, and the way it is only enhanced the closer we put our faces to their bodies. I find it intoxicating, and I'm sure my manlier friends feel the same way. You know what's another thing that's fantastic about a woman? A woman with great hair is already making a man think crazy. A woman that wants to kill. It's a ver...
