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The Hell Hob: Raised With The Fume of Sighs
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Thursday, 17 March 2011. Raised With The Fume of Sighs. To do My list of things to do before my singlehood kicks the bucket. Me being me, that became an excuse to set myself a challenge. So here, with a few stories to explain, is my Single Bucket List. 1 Ask someone I really like out on a date, even if I think they might say "No! 3 Flirt with someone whilst entirely sober. I know this sounds like an odd one, but I have nowhere near enough self confidence to do this normally. Simple as that really. 5 Say ...
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The Hell Hob: May 2011
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Wednesday, 25 May 2011. I've got blue eyes that haven't worked properly for years, sensitive teeth, a greying beard, laughter lines, a round belly and a nose that won't stop growing. I've loved countless people, been in love with only four, kept this utterly secret from one of them. I've thrown 14 years of work onto a bonfire, cast treasured possessions into the sea, given a lifelong collection of books away so I could pursue a dream, and I've let that dream go when the time was right. I've wondered abou...
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The Hell Hob: August 2010
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Friday, 27 August 2010. You Can Give It To The Birds and Bees. Some people will know what I do for a living. Basically I write proposals to people's creditors to get their debts sorted out. Anyway - part of my job is to write a debt history for the person - explaining how they got into financial difficulty. Sometimes, though, people want to write their own. Here are a selection of my favourites. All real. None of them included in the final proposals! I have spent money on credit since it was made availab...
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The Hell Hob: Gagacue
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Wednesday, 15 September 2010. Dress Thirdly, and on a related note, what is the meaning of the phrase " more people are upset by butchery than impressed by it"? That's clearly nonsense. Most people choose not to think about the process of butchering animals, but they are more than happy to consume the results of it as long as it comes packaged and made to look pretty. Rather like Lady Gaga's dress was. Better songs than, for example, Big Time Sensuality. I leave you with that comparison to illustrate...
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The Hell Hob: September 2010
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Wednesday, 15 September 2010. Dress Thirdly, and on a related note, what is the meaning of the phrase " more people are upset by butchery than impressed by it"? That's clearly nonsense. Most people choose not to think about the process of butchering animals, but they are more than happy to consume the results of it as long as it comes packaged and made to look pretty. Rather like Lady Gaga's dress was. Better songs than, for example, Big Time Sensuality. I leave you with that comparison to illustrate...
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The Hell Hob: July 2010
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Monday, 19 July 2010. Whatever, there's some strange hocus pocus going on with the lamppost outside my old school! Posted by Jimmy Catsup. Links to this post. Thursday, 8 July 2010. My My, How Can I Resist Ya? God Mamma Mia is such a pile of shite. Dreadful, egregious nonsense with absolutely nothing to recommend it. Every time I think about it I get depressed - and not only depressed, but livid too. Moody. A good combination for Jimmy Catsup, let me tell you. So let me lay my cards on the table right no...
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The Hell Hob: An Englishman, An Irishman and A Gay Walk Into A Bar...
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Tuesday, 7 June 2011. An Englishman, An Irishman and A Gay Walk Into A Bar. Thought I might find it funny. We've come a long way, haven't we? But that joke today reminded me that homophobia really hasn't gone away. Not by a long chalk. In the same way that I still hear racist and sexist jokes, I still hear homophobic ones. And people shrug it off (even other gay people) by using the line that it's only a bit of fun. What harm can it do? Gaga is blatantly the same. The lyrics to Born This Way. Are practic...
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The Hell Hob: June 2011
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Tuesday, 7 June 2011. An Englishman, An Irishman and A Gay Walk Into A Bar. Thought I might find it funny. We've come a long way, haven't we? But that joke today reminded me that homophobia really hasn't gone away. Not by a long chalk. In the same way that I still hear racist and sexist jokes, I still hear homophobic ones. And people shrug it off (even other gay people) by using the line that it's only a bit of fun. What harm can it do? Gaga is blatantly the same. The lyrics to Born This Way. Are practic...
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The Hell Hob: Catsup Rash
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Wednesday, 25 May 2011. I've got blue eyes that haven't worked properly for years, sensitive teeth, a greying beard, laughter lines, a round belly and a nose that won't stop growing. I've loved countless people, been in love with only four, kept this utterly secret from one of them. I've thrown 14 years of work onto a bonfire, cast treasured possessions into the sea, given a lifelong collection of books away so I could pursue a dream, and I've let that dream go when the time was right. I've wondered abou...
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The Hell Hob: HELLO, SWEETIE!
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Thursday, 24 March 2011. Thing is, when I say that I am excited that Doctor Who returns in three weeks time, there are three kinds of people: there are those that say "Bless! In a condescending way but mean no harm; there are those that go "SQUEE! I know, right? And there are those that look at me like I am absolutely the saddest of the sad and the lowest of the low. I find that very odd. And this is what I want to say to them. Did I ever hide behind the sofa? Posted by Jimmy Catsup. I love you jim!