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Momo-Mama: Mom, what's a Sex Shop?
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1 Momo, 1 Mango and a Whole Lotta Weird. Friday, December 19, 2008. Mom, what's a Sex Shop? Just the other night, after telling my kids to go to bed. I began tidying the house a bit so I could relax. He Who Must Not Be Named (HWMNBN) has labeled this fit of cleaning anxiety "Mom's in a mood"'. But I just call it "I can't relax if their is shit all over the place, because I'll keep thinking about it until I clean it up". My first thought was:. Great, Momo used this bathroom today.I wonder if she read ...
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Momo-Mama: August 2011
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1 Momo, 1 Mango and a Whole Lotta Weird. Thursday, August 25, 2011. Momo and I were photographed the other day at our annual Japanese Community Picnic. I can't stop looking at the photo because. 1: I actually like the way I look (or at least I am not appalled by it). 2: I can't get over how grown up Momo looks. Seriously.she seems to have grown up overnight! I love it and it makes me sad, all at the same time. To which I replied "Ughhhh, you better be". It was pretty funny. Wednesday, August 17, 2011.
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Clearly, She’s Not
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Self and Other Self. Laquo; Heather, Mike & Maddie – My Friends. Clearly, She’s Not. April 20th, 2009 Author: Dre. I have been emotionally unpredictable lately, and it’s been driving me insane. Today, I cried more often than I didn’t cry. I wrote this to try and get some of my feelings out, so that maybe tomorrow I can wake up with dry eyes. I want to laugh, like Maddie laughed. Soon, I hope. 8212;——. U nlike many people, I couldn’t imagine myself in. Vaccinate. What choice do we have? No, clearly she...
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Momo-Mama: Bird Love
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1 Momo, 1 Mango and a Whole Lotta Weird. Saturday, March 23, 2013. If you haven't seen the Portlandia skit called "Put a Bird on It". You really should check it out. It's a pretty funny spoof on the hipster obsession with birds and crafting. When I saw the skit, I thought it was hilarious, and pretty soon I realized that I have a lot of stuff with birds on it. I also have quite a few clothing items with birds on them. The sweaters are my fave. 1: Because I am no where near being 21. 2: Because I have no.
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A Pirate Says....: February 2009
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This is the true tales of my life, raising my kids.the pirates! The ups, the down, and everything in between.some days I get to be the pirate.and just say ARGGGGGGGG! Friday, February 27, 2009. For Lynn.on marriage. Lynn over at Love, Laughs, and Lice. Posted this and I thought I'd play since I havent answered any of those little meme things on Facebook either.though some I half consider. What are your middle names? How long have you been together? Who asked whom out. How old are each of you? We are both...
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Momo-Mama: Uncle Do You Have A ...
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1 Momo, 1 Mango and a Whole Lotta Weird. Monday, February 2, 2009. Uncle Do You Have A . I know I have been blogging about some weird stuff lately i.e. Puccini and Vajayjays. And the joy I get from publicly humiliating my kids. So I thought I would share a nice, wholesome story with you. This story is about how Momo used to ask everyone she met whether they had a penis or a vagina. Why, of course dear Momo.ask away. Hahahaha, you're quite a funny one Momo! Indeed I am pretty, but alas. I have a penis".
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Momo-Mama: November 2010
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1 Momo, 1 Mango and a Whole Lotta Weird. Thursday, November 18, 2010. Last night we attended the end of the season water polo banquet where Mango received the Boys Varsity Water Polo - Warrior Award. It is a huge honor as it is the coaches favorite award and reflects the character, commitment and courage of the awardee. So, that was last night.and tonight we are celebrating Mango's Sweet Sixteen! I cant believe it! Mango is 16.Dear Gawd. In case you were worried, he WON'T be driving any time soon. Anyway...
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Momo-Mama: Happenings
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1 Momo, 1 Mango and a Whole Lotta Weird. Wednesday, August 17, 2011. Momo is growing up. She graduated from 8th grade in May and is really looking forward to Freshman year (which starts next week). Mango is growing up too.He's going to be a junior this year! Luckily Momo and Mango (and friends) all enjoy hanging out together. All in all, the kids are cool and so are the dogs. August 17, 2011 at 6:41 PM. So good to hear a bit from you! Im so glad I didnt! The kids are gorgeous! The Cast of Weirdos.
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Momo-Mama: The Great Straight Alliance
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1 Momo, 1 Mango and a Whole Lotta Weird. Monday, November 15, 2010. The Great Straight Alliance. This is going to crack you up. Mango participates in just about every club he can possibly manage in his schedule and at the high school football game this past Friday he had to work at 3 different booths doing fundraising. I am still not sure how he managed to be at all three booths at the same time, but the social butterfly that he is. He managed. The GREAT STRAIGHT ALLIANCE! OH NO SHE DI'INT! She thought (...