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Short Funny Stories: Where Would You Be?
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Monday, 25 July 2011. Where Would You Be? Where Would You Be? WHERE WOULD YOU BE:. IF - YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY YOUR HEART DESIRES? IF - YOU HAD NO WORRIES? IF - YOU CAME HOME AND THE FINEST MEAL WAS AWAITING YOU. IF - YOUR BATH WATER HAD BEEN RUN? IF - YOU HAD THE PERFECT KIDS OR PETS? IF - YOUR PARTNER WAS AWAITING YOU,. WITH OPEN ARMS AND KISSES? SO, WHERE WOULD YOU BE? YOU'D BE at THE WRONG. Labels: Funny picture stories. Funny stories about marriage. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Nag, Nag, Nag.
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Short Funny Stories: DEMENTIA QUIZ
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Monday, 13 June 2011. OU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE. THE SECOND PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU IN? IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST,. THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE. SECOND PERSON AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE! TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME. NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION,. DON'T TAKE AS MUCH TIME. YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION, OK? F YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE? IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE SECOND TO LAST, THEN YOU ARE. 4 NONO, AND?
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Short Funny Stories: Future of Social Networking.
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Monday, 13 June 2011. Future of Social Networking. In the not too distant future,. Will merge to form one giant, idiotic, super,. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Retired and having fun. Working people frequently ask retired people What they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife an. A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She Left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the Milkman read . Free Sex with Fill-Up. Nag, Nag, Nag.
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Short Funny Stories: Milk bath
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Monday, 25 July 2011. A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She Left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the Milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and. The milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons? The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?
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Short Funny Stories: Get out of the car!!
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Monday, 25 July 2011. Get out of the car! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Retired and having fun. Working people frequently ask retired people What they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife an. Free Sex with Fill-Up. A gas station owner near Camden , Alabama was trying to increase his sales So he put up a sign that read, “Free Sex with Fill-Up. Nag, Nag, Nag. Where the white man went wrong. Future of Social Networking. What IS A 710? What IS A 710?
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Short Funny Stories: Black Bra
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Monday, 25 July 2011. The Black Bra (as told by a woman). I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20 years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door. Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. Then I had to share my story:. A gas station...
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Short Funny Stories
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Sunday, 26 June 2011. A chicken farmer went to a local bar. Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too! What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me. I am celebrating'. This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating! As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating? Says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile? I used a different cock,' he replied.
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Short Funny Stories: Love letter by a Programmer
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Saturday, 25 June 2011. Love letter by a Programmer. Ultimate Love Letter…. By a Programmer. ). I`ve seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time I`ve been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now. My life is an uncompiled program without you, which never produces an executable code and hence is useless. And its all but certain that if. Kindly interpret this letter properl...
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Short Funny Stories: British Precision
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Monday, 13 June 2011. As requested, a British Royal Air Force pilot flies up to the back door of a. C-130 for a photo op. He radios, "How much closer do you want me? The radio, "How much closer can you get? Pilot Radios, ”Close enough? Labels: Funny picture stories. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Retired and having fun. Working people frequently ask retired people What they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife an. Free Sex with Fill-Up. Nag, Nag, Nag.
