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FUGGER: October 2014
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This is No Dream! This is Really Happening! Saturday, October 25, 2014. Or whatever before passing it to their friends who would show an obligatory. This would happen with every baby born into Hahananawup society, resulting in a whole population of people passing each other around. Of course, as a baby grew to adulthood the reactions of those it was passed to would change. Instead of pinching the baby's cheeks and saying ' coochie coochie coo'. And now a short film. Sunday, October 12, 2014. Silent. ...
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FUGGER: December 2014
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This is No Dream! This is Really Happening! Sunday, December 28, 2014. Pictured: an earlier example). This is it, the 500. The first ever Fugger blogpost, ever, the first one EVER, was made by me when I was just a primordial mollusc. It. Was all about the latest craze that had hit the primordial mollusc. World That craze was 'movement'. 'You can go and get food, it's great,'. That was I. The comments section beneath my inaugural mollusc. Sorry, I hoped that I'd enjoy your blog but this is ridiculous,'.
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FUGGER: August 2014
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This is No Dream! This is Really Happening! Tuesday, August 26, 2014. AN INDEPENDENT STATE OF ONE. You do not fill me with wonder. You just make me wonder what it's all for. You have broken my heart but I'm not broken yet. My defences are up but I will continue to trade and negotiate. I will participate in your customs but I will no longer pretend to fully appreciate them. I'll just be there like a visiting dignitary. That is, I will try to be dignified but I can't guarantee. Thursday, August 21, 2014.
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FUGGER: July 2015
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This is No Dream! This is Really Happening! Sunday, July 19, 2015. WASTED WORDS: Six Years of Fugger! Fugger first blogged on this day, six years ago. That's six years of words arranged in grammatically dodgy order for reasons best known to absolutely no one, least of all me. All I know is that six years is a lot of words. Too many words. But what the Hell, it's Fugger's birthday so here are some more. This post isn't very good is it? And they just nod sagely. Anyway, this brings me to the funny part of ...
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FUGGER: September 2014
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This is No Dream! This is Really Happening! Saturday, September 27, 2014. JENNY TALKS TO MOM. I just don't feel the same way other people do about stuff'. People don't have to agree about everything'. Said Jenny testily, 'I mean I don't feel like others feel. I don't have feelings like them.'. And how does that make you feel honey? Jenny glanced up at her mother. Their eyes briefly met to acknowledge the irony. Then Jenny dropped her head again. I guess it runs in the family'. Sunday, September 21, 2014.
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FUGGER: THE TECHNOCRATS
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This is No Dream! This is Really Happening! Monday, July 6, 2015. Do you remember those mad cartoon characters The Technocrats? Ah yeah, The Technocrats were mad. Do you remember them at all? KEN-E would say, 'I must stick with the programme. Advice. They'd tell you how to spend your pocket money and recommend that you sell all your toys to wealthier kids and then rent them back. After a while of renting the toys back you'd run out of the money you made from selling them. Then you'd write to ...This was ...
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FUGGER: May 2015
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This is No Dream! This is Really Happening! Thursday, May 28, 2015. The last in the trilogy. Wednesday, May 27, 2015. Wednesday, May 20, 2015. Friday, May 15, 2015. The first ever computer was Charles Babbage's 19. However, one unsolvable problem will result from this solving of all problems. The ultimate problem of eternal boredom. We'll be rendered yawning. As they are superior in the shadow of their Indifference Engine. Monday, May 11, 2015. CHOKING ON POWDERY SHITE. Sunday, May 3, 2015. What we need ...
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FUGGER: November 2014
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This is No Dream! This is Really Happening! Wednesday, November 26, 2014. Ray Sullivan's film of the Windell comic of the nightmare you are going to have. Monday, November 24, 2014. Said the Day, 'I make it day so you can find your way through the day until the fall of night when you turn off the light and get hopelessly lost again.'. Labels: day and night. Monday, November 17, 2014. Do you remember the Judgement Bird? We all made the pilgrimage. Authentic and devoid of mercy. Something that spoke of...
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FUGGER: June 2015
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This is No Dream! This is Really Happening! Friday, June 26, 2015. SWEAR NEVER TO DO IT AGAIN, AGAIN. We don't make history anymore. History just occurs. It kind of spills out all over the place and we have no say in it. History is like a pint that gets knocked over by some really drunk fella. It lands on his lap and makes it look as if he's pissed himself. Sometimes it leaves a stain in the shape of a country. We are all Jason Russell. Remember him? Future historians will look back at our times and try ...
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FUGGER: MAN UP! HEAD DOWN!
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This is No Dream! This is Really Happening! Tuesday, July 7, 2015. Way back in the way back when, F.W. Taylor knew that internal gratification didn't get us anywhere. He knew that external reward is the way to go. You're not a craftsman, you're a cog, but you're a cog that gets paid a heck of a lot more than a craftsman and shit gets made quicker too. Where would we be without quick shit? Yeah, we would. We'd all just be spare parts with no purpose. We'd have no reason to get our heads down and w...It co...