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THE MATTERMOTE EMPORIUM: WWJD?
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Saturday, June 18, 2011. I disagree with any religion that persecutes others beliefs as wrong or sac religious, as any one pursuing the ultimate love of God should. Oh yeah, and I can’t stand God-for-Profit organizations. You ask what would Jesus do? I think the more important question for a sweeping generalization of religion should be What DID Jesus Do? Or better yet, What DIDDN‘T Jesus Do? May 26, 2012 at 1:58 PM. For you to enjoy. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Well, basically i was born to some...
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THE MATTERMOTE EMPORIUM: The Farmhouse
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Monday, February 21, 2011. The boy looked up. “My name’s Andy Dolls” his voice cracking and anxious, he quickly looked down again. There was a dozen seconds of silence as Tennessee pulled out a cigarette tin and lit one with a purple Bic lighter. “Do you know what irony is Andy Dolls? The boy looked up at the cigarette and then at Tennessee with a scared blank stare. 8220;That ‘X’ on your cheek. What town had the pleasure of your company? 8221; asked Tennessee in a curious ruffled tone, this time not kno...
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THE MATTERMOTE EMPORIUM: The Lost Conversation
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Thursday, April 19, 2012. As Jesus was hanging on the cross he had a couple conversations before he died. Most made it into record, but one was forgotten. Now for the first time in history I reveal to you the lost conversation he had. Jesus is on his cross, in between 2 criminals, pissing and moaning). JESUS- “God, it hurts! I mean, I knew it was coming, but it still sucks! Howard Peters, with a camera around his neck stumbles away from his tour group and up to the cross). JESUS- “Hey there! JESUS- ̶...
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THE MATTERMOTE EMPORIUM: My Bucket List
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Friday, August 20, 2010. I know that I usually publish sarcastic or playful pieces on my blog, but this one isn't. This is a list of things I will try to accomplish in my life, some reasonable, some ridiculous, but all possible. I was thinking before bed the other night about the meaning of life and all that other garbage, what was I supposed to do? 1 Circumnavigate the globe on a sailboat. 2 Live on a small island in the south Pacific for one year. 3 See Vladimir Ulyanov's. Embalmed body in Red Square.
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THE MATTERMOTE EMPORIUM: Fear and Loathing at SARSstock (A harrowing tale)
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Monday, April 16, 2012. Fear and Loathing at SARSstock (A harrowing tale). Was controlled and dealt with in a matter of a week, people weren't coming back to Toronto. The damage had been done. So in an effort to kick start tourism in the ass, a massive concert was planned for Downsview. See you at noon". Looking back at that sentence now, I can see red flags, but at the time I didn't give a shit. I was leaving for SARSstock. In 12 hours and had to get ready. The next morning, my dad had already left for ...
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THE MATTERMOTE EMPORIUM: August 2010
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Friday, August 20, 2010. I know that I usually publish sarcastic or playful pieces on my blog, but this one isn't. This is a list of things I will try to accomplish in my life, some reasonable, some ridiculous, but all possible. I was thinking before bed the other night about the meaning of life and all that other garbage, what was I supposed to do? 1 Circumnavigate the globe on a sailboat. 2 Live on a small island in the south Pacific for one year. 3 See Vladimir Ulyanov's. Embalmed body in Red Square.
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THE MATTERMOTE EMPORIUM: April 2010
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Friday, April 16, 2010. Awesome Elementary' Scene 1. Ms Murphy- Grade 3 teacher. Johnathon- A midget playing an 8 year old. Children- 15 child actors playing children. Ms Murphy's Grade 3 Class). Ms Murphy is dressed like a ho and teaching her 8 year old's Geography.). So you see kids, Africa is the poorest continent in the world over saturated with inequality and AIDS. Are there any questions? Ms Murphy is sitting on her desk in a miniskirt with her legs crossed, and tits all poppin out). Apparently Joh...
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THE MATTERMOTE EMPORIUM: I Think...
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Sunday, August 1, 2010. I think there are 2 instances in which children should be tattooed. A) I want to tattoo. A bugs life' on a child where 2 pac. Had 'thug life'. It would be adorable AND gangster. B) If you name your child Missy, Misty, Destiny, Muffin or Precious, then the first thing that should happen to that child after it slurps out of the B-canal, is a tramp stamp. I think Pop Tarts should add more frosting. If they want to stay competitive with Toaster Strudels that is. Mean like The Huxtables.
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THE MATTERMOTE EMPORIUM: February 2011
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Monday, February 21, 2011. The boy looked up. “My name’s Andy Dolls” his voice cracking and anxious, he quickly looked down again. There was a dozen seconds of silence as Tennessee pulled out a cigarette tin and lit one with a purple Bic lighter. “Do you know what irony is Andy Dolls? The boy looked up at the cigarette and then at Tennessee with a scared blank stare. 8220;That ‘X’ on your cheek. What town had the pleasure of your company? 8221; asked Tennessee in a curious ruffled tone, this time not kno...
