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Pam-a-rama ding dong: Too old for blue hair?

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Thursday, October 24, 2013. Too old for blue hair? I have a bad knee from a fall two years ago, so I have learned (for the first time in my life! How to do squats properly. Seriously, no one ever told me to think about sticking my butt back instead of focusing on bending my knees. Why did no one ever tell me that? Oh, and perimenopause is happening. But the social stuff is harder. Not crazy blue, but definitely bluer than anyone else's hair at my kids' elementary school. As weird as it seems, I have many...

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Pam-a-rama ding dong: Laser hair removal: The after post. (No, no photos.)

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Thursday, January 3, 2013. Laser hair removal: The after post. (No, no photos.). So you may all recall that several months ago, I began a groupon-prompted round of laser hair removal. Here are lessons from my six sessions at the medi-spa:. The way back. Be ready with either a euphemism or a vulgarity if you’re hoping to… um… tidy up the back porch. 5) You will still have to shave. Remember when I was all freaked out about “what if I shave crooked and then my pubes are crooked forever? DearI am very honor...

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Pam-a-rama ding dong: The glamorous life of a model

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Wednesday, June 29, 2011. The glamorous life of a model. So I did the photo shoot last night after all. It was amazing, and the photos are everything I hoped they would be. You will get to see the best of them. Tomorrow. I need to go through them and narrow it down from the 50-100 beautiful photos I have to choose from. In the meantime, let me tell you about some of the more glamorous aspects of my evening. 8221; jokes to get the smile into my eyes. I am completely and utterly enjoying myself. I do anoth...

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Pam-a-rama ding dong: Pin-up at 40

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Sunday, April 6, 2014. I turned forty this year. It’s a big milestone, and the first one that really makes me feel different. New medical tests are required, and my body is doing weird things. Hot flashes. My old wrist injury aching when it’s going to rain. Random eyebrow hairs turning silver, growing extra long, and spronging out from my face, like “Look at me! I’m a gray eyebrow hair! Do you see me? I know how that shining, fabulous eyebrow hair feels. Sometimes you just want to be seen. I am the perso...

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Pam-a-rama ding dong: A tattoo at 40

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Monday, December 2, 2013. A tattoo at 40. So I’ve been planning my next tattoo, a hummingbird and flowers on my shoulder, in honor of the hummingbird that flew into my house this past spring and taught me about getting myself out of depression. I remember sitting on that first tattoo design for a year after I drew it, waiting to make sure I wasn’t going to change my mind. At twenty-five, it seemed like a huge commitment to get something permanently drawn onto my body. And fifteen years went by. I couldn&...

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Pam-a-rama ding dong: Validating the righteous indignation of three-year-olds

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Thursday, April 14, 2011. Validating the righteous indignation of three-year-olds. It’s not fair. Life is not fair. So please get over it and stop making that horrible sound with your vocal cords. Thanks. Love, Mom. LifeScapes Photography and Video. April 14, 2011 at 1:27 PM. Nicely said. :) (Sorry about the weird photo/title. Shouldnt it just be my pic that shows up on your Followers list? April 16, 2015 at 10:45 AM. Https:/ www.facebook.com/bantalsilikongrosir. Http:/ bantalsilikon01.blogspot.c...P=4ht...

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Pam-a-rama ding dong: Brazil, as in... later today my hoo-hah is going to Brazil

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Wednesday, May 30, 2012. Brazil, as in. later today my hoo-hah is going to Brazil. Ahh, gentle readers, we've been through a lot together. You were there when I dd sunless tanning. And my body tanned but my stretch marks didn't. You've heard about my thong undies. And listened when I told you about extracting sand from the crotch of my underpants. We're close, you and me. So I feel that I need to share with you that this afternoon I am going to get my first laser hair removal treatment. It's kind of dumb...

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Pam-a-rama ding dong: TMI

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Thursday, April 16, 2015. If we are friends on facebook, you may know that I got my first Brazilian wax last week. Because that’s the kind of thing I share with my friends and family. So when I am telling you that this blog post is about to be TMI, you should probably run away. Really, you should stop reading now. Because I’m going to talk about my lady garden. Like, a lot. In detail. OK, you people still reading, you are my people. Hi. I went so far as to try laser hair removal. And now you know the car...

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Pam-a-rama ding dong: Box Wine Taste-Off: The Results!

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Monday, May 21, 2012. Box Wine Taste-Off: The Results! Twelve pretty red wines, all in a row. As many of your know, this past weekend I hosted a box wine taste-off. 15 box wines, eighteen tasters. Four to six of those people really know wine. When I planned this, I imagined a funny write-up, kind of like the Rants from Mommyland version. But when I looked at the tasting notes the next day, I realized that we have some good and valuable information here! 1 – I’d rather drink mouthwash. 7 – Quaffable.