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Hieronymus Anonymous: August 2005
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Sunday, August 21, 2005. Well, 'tis the night of the 21st of August, and on the morrow I leave for two weeks of sun, sea, sand, and sangria. No, sorry, I tell a lie. I leave for a fortnight of drizzle, England, and The Family. This should be. interesting. There's a lot of us going this year. My parents, my older sister and her husband, me and Matt, my younger brother, and my youngest brother, who's bringing his girlfriend. Nine people who are quiet and well-behaved would be quite a handful, but us lot?
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Hieronymus Anonymous: May 2006
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Monday, May 22, 2006. The Perfect U.F.O. 1 The definition of lalochezia. A) Using foul language to relieve stress. B) Addiction to citrus flavoured vodka. C) Inability to think before speaking. D) Compulsion to take photographs of dead avians. Guesses please (no googling or suchlike). 2 Thing that was shouted at me by workmen:. Without those boots I bet you're about 4 foot 5 tall! Made me laugh, and that's all I ask from my random encounters with labourers (not encounter. 3 I miss you guys. Well, firstly...
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Hieronymus Anonymous: October 2005
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Monday, October 31, 2005. My weekend was very up and down. So, if you're sitting comfortably, then I shall tell you about it. I woke up with a painful hand yesterday, which I can't explain as I didn't. And ate party food with a bunch of people. Entertainment was had by all. And hysterics. Down Very, very down:. We got home and found Baal was dead. Posted by Hieronymous Anonymous @ 11:52 am. Friday, October 28, 2005. Anyone for a quickie? In BDP news: walking under the BDP, I saw a fork-lift truck with tw...
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Hieronymus Anonymous: April 2006
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Friday, April 28, 2006. I have been having a think about graffiti. Not the art kind (which has a purpose) or band names or whatever as 'advertisements' (see Alleschwindel. Or even funny phrases (see Plankton! After all, I'd have about half as many photos in this silly little webpage if it weren't for them. The ones I wonder about are the more prosaic ones. The 'I was ere' and its equivalents. Just. why? I mean, what's the point of scratching your name and the date into a wall, or biro-ing it on a door?
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Hieronymus Anonymous: February 2006
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Monday, February 27, 2006. Family Matters (or does it? I've just got back from dropping my cousin off at the station. She's been here since Thursday night. Here's some observations and anecdotes of my last 93 hours. We started heaving this damn bag up the hill. We managed to get a bus for one stop, just to save time, then I got to carry the bag up the rest of the hill myself. We got to the flat road to the station, and J. said "Oh look, the bag has wheels! I can't raise my arms any more. She also said I ...
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Hieronymus Anonymous: September 2005
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Tuesday, September 27, 2005. Raindrops and noses and whiskers on kittens. Somethingty something and somethingty mittens. It would be sad if the poor kittens had no noses. Or, y'know, raindrops. Yes, it's random facts day again today. There is, after all, naught of excitement under the BDP bar about 50 buttons that someone has left, and the odd large branch that has come down in the wind. Today is brought to you by the number. er. 13. And the letter X. Most animals, really. Thursday, September 22, 2005.
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Hieronymus Anonymous: January 2006
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Monday, January 30, 2006. That I learned whilst going to the shop for potting compost. 1 Regarding the posh blonde girl giving me evil looks all round the shop:. 1a) if she's the sort of person who slaps down a 20 note whilst the girl at the till is ringing up her multiple small purchases which add up to about 2, and. 1b) sneers at the girl when she didn't notice the money due to her having been busy bagging all the crap, then I don't care that she gave me dirty looks, because I look down on her. Posted ...
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Hieronymus Anonymous: June 2005
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Thursday, June 30, 2005. On my own street! As I walked out to the kerb, a Pigeon took off at high speed in the opposite direction. They have been watching me. Maybe I should stop sleeping with the window open. A blackbird chasing a squirrel. Nothing to say about that except it was hilarious. BPC is still in gutter. It is looking a little hunchier than it was. Many thanks to the intrepid BDP photographer (whom we shall call merely ‘M’) who took these shots. Posted by Hieronymous Anonymous @ 9:37 am. Damp ...
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Hieronymus Anonymous: July 2005
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Friday, July 29, 2005. Under the BDP, there is now a Headless Pigeon which appears to have been gutted. There is also the beer barrel I mentioned before. And by it, a Pigeon that has no obvious injuries. Other'n that it's Dead, obviously. We at Chez BDP suspect it got drunk and fell off the roof. That happens with beer, sometimes. And a broken egg. Posted by Hieronymous Anonymous @ 5:17 pm. Wednesday, July 27, 2005. Author of 'Join Me' and co-author of 'Are You Dave Gorman? Monday, July 25, 2005. So, lit...
