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Welcome to Do Land: January 2005
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Careening wildly along the Road to Enlightenment. Monday, January 31, 2005. Interview With a Libertine. Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen. I'm your host, Charlie-Rose-Type-Character. We want you to come on a journey with us, past your preconceptions, beyond your stereotypes, upwind of your bigotries. Tonight we journey into. The Heart of A Liberal. Forget his strange twisted conceptions of politics, tonight we want to go further. What are his fundamental conceptions of Love? Had sex, that you were no lon...
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Welcome to Do Land: August 2005
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Careening wildly along the Road to Enlightenment. Thursday, August 25, 2005. South of the Border. You'll never find it," the old man said. "Many a great man has sought out the g-spot, and returned with his head hanging in failure. You won't be any different. You'll see.". It started back in June when I heard it mentioned in a conversation between two bar patrons in my hometown in Alabama. What the hell's the g-spot? Search me. Another round, bartender.". Figure it out, smart guy," she hissed. I didn't un...
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Welcome to Do Land: Does that make me crazy?
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Careening wildly along the Road to Enlightenment. Thursday, October 19, 2006. Does that make me crazy? Something I've learned: Women are particularly sensitive to being called crazy. Carl Jung said that people react strongly to things when they suspect that they're true, and I think that's what we're dealing with here. Deep down, women wonder if maybe a little tiny bit of them is. So what do you call a man if you really want to get to the root of his insecurity? Posted by Christopher Zane at 11:40 PM.
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Welcome to Do Land: June 2005
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Careening wildly along the Road to Enlightenment. Wednesday, June 29, 2005. Just a Man, and His Will to Survive. The Yugoslavian forward heatbutted the ball into the net, just barely missing the fingertips of the diving Mexican goalie. My friend and I screamed in joy. We each then punched ourselves in the face as we poured beer all over our crotch: painful and humiliating, in the finest Yugoslav tradition. The Yugoslav team, is good than Mexico team, no? My friend asked me. "Yes-uh! Is good in world!
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Welcome to Do Land: Maxxximum Exxxtreme Relationship Challenge!
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Careening wildly along the Road to Enlightenment. Monday, June 12, 2006. Maxxximum Exxxtreme Relationship Challenge! Things getting boring at home? Fix it. Follow these directions. 1 Google "Scully Mulder Erotic Fanfiction." You will get about tenteen jillion hits. They're stories. About sex. About the characters from X-Files. 3 Print it out. 4 Tell your girlfriend that you wrote something for her. 5 Give her the print out. 7 Try to explain. 8 Try to laugh it off. 9 Tell her about this website. Sweetie, ...
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Welcome to Do Land:
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Or My Wife's a Slut. Careening wildly along the Road to Enlightenment. Sunday, July 09, 2006. Or My Wife's a Slut. I guess I should have seen it coming. I should have seen it in the knowing look in Sandy's eyes when we got into an argument. The look said "I know something you don't know" and "That something is that I'm cheating on you.". Oh, Rick- " she moaned. Then she noticed me. "What the fuck are you doing? I'm on a phone call with my friend Rick! Sorry, sweetie," I said, embarrassed. I shut the ...
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Welcome to Do Land: October 2005
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Careening wildly along the Road to Enlightenment. Wednesday, October 19, 2005. Lotus Blossom My White Ass. For those of you in the peanut galleries who don't know me, I am sorta known for not dating any white girls ever, or any other race for that matter. Except Asians. (In both their Eastern and Southern varietals). Aww, yellow fever, yeah yeah booooyyyy! What gives with the attempted murder of my hand, bro? And I tell, beginning by insulting you:. You stupid son of a bitch. And can I slap your nose?
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Welcome to Do Land: THE FINAL TWELVE MYSPACE COMMENTS BEFORE THE END OF THE WORLD.
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Careening wildly along the Road to Enlightenment. Friday, July 28, 2006. THE FINAL TWELVE MYSPACE COMMENTS BEFORE THE END OF THE WORLD. Hey OMG check you out, this pic from last wknd! HEY GURL, JUST WANTED TO SAY THANX 4 THA ADD, KEEP YA HEAD UP, DONT LET THEM NAZIS GET u DOWN! GET AT YA BOY.". Saw this pic of a rose an though of u, cuz u sweet like a rose, lol! F them nazi ho'z, i got fyah for them fools if they mess with my girl! GET AT YA BOY, YA HEARD ME! GET AT YAH BOY! Please check out my blogg t-0!
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Welcome to Do Land: Clueless
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Careening wildly along the Road to Enlightenment. Friday, April 20, 2007. We DoLanders have been on hiatus for some time now, but that doesn't mean that the steady flow of comments and questions have stopped pouring in. One recent question reads:. Dear Do Landers,. Other than hoping that she doesn't ask my reasons and is as anxious as I am to end things, what is a good plan of attack? Posted by Christopher Zane at 6:36 AM. Hi Hans Castorp, Nice blog you got here! Does that make me crazy?
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Welcome to Do Land: April 2005
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Careening wildly along the Road to Enlightenment. Friday, April 29, 2005. Livin' la Vida Culo. I said to my friend Hector as he approached, carrying a bucket of cold Coronas. Hola" He chuckled at my joke. He knows I don't speak Spanish. Hector," I mused, "what does it take for a guy to get laid in this country? Forr two-huntret pesos- " he began. Without paying for it," I interrupted. "I've been spending enough on cervezas. Without paying for sex tambien. May I say tat your Español. It is the tattoo!
