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Bent Magnus: 24 February 1954 / Magnus Estate
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24 February 1954 / Magnus Estate. I doubt it would've made any difference. It just proves what I've always asserted: journalists will print anything about you if their suits are ripped to shreds by a shark in your shark tank. On a separate note, I look thin in the cover photo. I'll double my ration of filet mignon and butter for the next two weeks. THIS ENTRY WAS PUBLISHED March 04, 2009. Learn more about Mr. Magnus. Bent Magnus Seen and Heard. Enter your email address:. Or subscribe in a reader.
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Bent Magnus: 8 April 1933 / Germany
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8 April 1933 / Germany. I need to backtrack because it’s been a busy week. No matter, though, I was only there to help. I also left her with an ominous observation that it’s very possible the animals she’s chasing away will team and rise up against her in violent retaliation. Upon hearing this, she noted the revenge-y looks an opossum had given her last month as it was being led away. It wasn’t long before I received word of some exotic animals being held captive by some of those awful weirdo Germa...
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Bent Magnus: 30 April 1974 / Magnus Estate
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30 April 1974 / Magnus Estate. I was recently given a copy of Oliver Sack's book, Awakenings. By a former employee who now works with Dr. Sacks in New York. To say I enjoyed it would be an understatement. Its appeal to the lay audience is unprecedented, and I hear that it is going to be made into a movie that will feature the voice of Johnathan Winters as the animated protagonist of the story, the chemical L-dopa.*. Robin Williams, who starred in the eventual adaptation of the book, said that he actually...
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Bent Magnus: 16 June 1968 / Magnus Estate
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16 June 1968 / Magnus Estate. I realized this morning that, at some point, I’m going to have to invent my own children’s museum. So today I thought of some materials I’m going to need and did some potential exhibit brainstorming. This list is in no particular order, nor is it anywhere near complete. Materials I know I already have on hand:. 2 tons of frozen hot dogs. Materials I probably already have on hand but need to check. Chock Full of Nuts coffee cans. A few miles of rope. Wayne Newton voice samples.
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Bent Magnus: 17 October 1953 / Paris
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17 October 1953 / Paris. I just saw all the dresses at his atelier, and I am confident that Pierre's new spring line will change the world. Of course, my opinion is far from objective. I have, after all, known him since he was "Little Pierre Balmain, the Boy with the Iron Fists.". Of the letters correctly oriented. He had only heard rumors about something called "school" and I believe he thought it was some kind of food. Labels: Boy with the Iron Fists. THIS ENTRY WAS PUBLISHED May 12, 2010.
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Bent Magnus: 15 October 1975 / Sydney, Australia
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15 October 1975 / Sydney, Australia. I’ve long been an advocate for healthcare for everyone. Yes, I took baby steps in my ideology to get there, starting with when I first got into medicine, and my advocacy for healthcare for everyone I know. You, doesn’t mean I like. There had to be a better way, and eventually my theories spread simply to include just everyone. Since then, I’ve written numerous op/ed pieces and articles in papers all across the country expressing my thoughts. One of my latest...It̵...
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Bent Magnus: 20 September 1947 / Jalapa, Mexico
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20 September 1947 / Jalapa, Mexico. Late last night, I won a pepper-eating contest, though to be honest, I hadn’t realized I was taking part in a competition until I was awarded a chicken and everyone around me cheered. Within seconds of witnessing the event, I saw my chance and was launching any garbage I could put my hands on out the window and onto the procession below. And to my litter wild eyes, everything in this ramshackle apartment was fair game. The wonders of this world’s cultural differe...
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Bent Magnus: 10 September 1952 / Wisconsin
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10 September 1952 / Wisconsin. Because of what I did to their church, the Unitarians are still very angry at me. I find their swift and violent reaction to the "attack" on their "meeting house" to be completely at odds with their reputation as wishy-washy peace lovers whose ire never exceeds the piquancy of their omnipresent casseroles. Their anger is particularly upsetting to me because I bear them no ill will. Wisconsin. Frank Lloyd Wright. THIS ENTRY WAS PUBLISHED June 09, 2010. Alfred P. Sloan.
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Bent Magnus: 2 October 1956 / Turkey
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2 October 1956 / Turkey. Yet again the media has completely and disgustingly distorted one of my scientific accounts for the sake of sensationalism and sexual appeal. I guess I’m partly to blame for trying to appeal to an audience larger than the fussy club of weirdos that reads scientific journals. I thought. This is sexy! But in the back of my mind, I was also thinking of the cover art, thinking, when is this man going to start stabbing her? A turtle would not behave this way! It wasn’t until I t...
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Bent Magnus Ephemera: Bent Magnus is a Clown Cupcakes
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