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Cyclopatra
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Monday, January 17, 2005. 25 degrees on Saturday. 60 on Tuesday. Strange. Now it's 52 degrees outside, and I can go out for a cigarette, and say. It's strange, how warm it is outside tonight. I guess I've acclimated. How.strange. Posted by Cyclopatra @ 11:51 PM. Thursday, January 13, 2005. All news is now NET-news! All reporting is now E-reporting! The CBS Evening News will be replaced by one man persistently correcting the Washington Post's spelling and grammar for thirty minutes! Things That Never Were.
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mr. grumpyhead's: IS anything funny, anymore? GWB and Clarke, Part Three
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So Glad You're Back for Part 2. Woo Woo. Mr Clarke and Mr. President, Part Four. Is it Part Four? I'm not sure, anymore. ». IS anything funny, anymore? GWB and Clarke, Part Three. I know what you're thinking: "Richard A. Clarke, that was so very two months ago. ". RC: Yes, I know. He tells me you meet with him first thing. every. single morning. GWB: Yep. Well, jes here in town. And at Camp David. I was thinkin' 'bout making that feller haul his butt over to Crawford, TX each morning I'm ther...RC: I've ...
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mr. grumpyhead's: The Inside Smack
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Laquo; The Other Reason. Aboard Air Force One ». Welcome to The Inside Smack, my new feature where I, who abide well inside "the Beltway" of Washington, D.C., will use my great gift for getting the dirt-caked knowledge and thrilling, truth-bespeckled facts about this place I've monikered "Our Nation's Capitol" - just for use in my fabulous blog. And it's all for free! So, here we go:. Who pays for all this stuff? ITEM: Don't look now, but we're at war in Iraq! It's, like, twenty degrees, out there. ITEM:...
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mr. grumpyhead's: Games
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Of Course, I Meant "Tomorrow" At The End of My Last Post in the Symbolic, Figurative Manner. And, besides, I was in mourning. For our nation. I just don't know what we're all going to do, now. Without further delay, allow me to present the final installment of my fictional conversation between Richard A. Clarke (remember him? And The Mr. President, at the White House. set in those care-free days sometime in July, 2001. Why are you empowering them? GWB: Me empowering them? Who we gonna call? RC: Well, the...
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mr. grumpyhead's: No, I Haven't Been Beheaded As Of Yet
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Laquo; Of Course, I Meant "Tomorrow" At The End of My Last Post in the Symbolic, Figurative Manner. What I'm Actually Thinking, Without Quite So Many Jokes. ». No, I Haven't Been Beheaded As Of Yet. Yeah, I know. Not funny, is it? But here's something that is funny! Just for the record: when I very occasionally look to see what brought people to my. If that is, indeed, a word - I find that the most common linkage, time and time again, is. And, of course, anyone within earshot of a televison in America wo...
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mr. grumpyhead's: Religion
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Mr Clarke and Mr. President, Part Four. Is it Part Four? I'm not sure, anymore. I've been away to the Big Bruised Apple, and had to compete with my two female companions on the trip for private, quiet internet use. which ought to more than sufficiently explain why I haven't posted in so long a time. However, my keen wits are always at the ready, and my saga of the almost Platonic/Socratic Clarke/Bush dialogue that has had so many of you on the very edge of suspense, and wonder, continues! A-ha ha ha....
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mr. grumpyhead's: Sports
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Sorry that I haven't posted in a week, but I thought I had better do it if only to satisfy the nonstop whining I've been getting in the thousands of emails I've received because of my overt absence. Good God, will you people never tire of me? Man, oh, man. if you few fellas out there who read me - yes, even men form a portion of my vast fanbase- if you guys didn't go to join your sisters at the March for Women's Lives this most recent weekend - then that's. No orgy that I would ever want to attend. So yo...
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mr. grumpyhead's: So Glad You're Back for Part 2. Woo Woo.
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RAC and G.W.B! Well, no, not exactly, but I think it looks funny. IS anything funny, anymore? GWB and Clarke, Part Three. So Glad You're Back for Part 2. Woo Woo. As you may recall, Richard A. Clarke was having difficulty discussing the problem of the Taliban in July of 2001 with his top superior and Commander-in-Chief, GWB. If you don't recall any of this, just read the more recent posting. In fact, reread it, anyway. It's hilarious.). RC: Be that as it may, you did just say 'Iraq", Sir. RC: No, Sir, I-.
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mr. grumpyhead's: Science
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And he's made another movie? And he directed it? And the movie's about Jesus Christ? That should be just total. And he plays Jesus Christ? Oh, that's gonna. Does he get to kill anybody? Oh, Dude, tell me he gets to kill somebody - Dude, did you see that. Mel fuckin' KICKED SOME. ASS in that one! So he gets to. And he's the foukin' Jesus Christ? Shit, Dude, I bet you sure as. Don't mess around with Mel Gibson as Jesus Christ! Man - did you see that, Man? You don't fuckin' mess with that historical. And no...