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The Dutchess of Dorkville: Drunken Bathtub Is Back!
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Map of the Royal Kingdom. Tuesday, July 21, 2015. Drunken Bathtub Is Back! Insanity doesn't run in my family.it wanders in slowly, greeting each person with a smile and a goddamn cookie. That said, my train of thought is seriously fucking twisted, and my brain is always on the run. Also? I have a husband, 4 fucking dogs, 3 grown kids and a couple grandchildren. Once a week, in order to keep my head from popping smooth off, and spinning around screaming, "I WILL CUT THE NEXT FUCKING PERSON THAT BREATHES!
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The Dutchess of Dorkville: Awards and Shit
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Map of the Royal Kingdom. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Older Stuff I Wrote. Older Stuff I Wrote. We Call them Royals. The Queen of WTF? Planning the Last Tour of the Year. Planning the last big road trip before winter is always exciting for me. Clyde no longer flies for us so I'm required to go by ground. I often wish I coul. I did an epic fail. If a kat used a desk, I would hit my head on it. I forgot to post We Snapped! Before I went on blogcation. So, th. The Royals Tell All. From the Clyde reports!
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The Dutchess of Dorkville: A Party For WHAT?!
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Map of the Royal Kingdom. Wednesday, July 22, 2015. A Party For WHAT? Do you remember when you got your first period? I was 11, and on a camping trip with my Mom, and her best friend. Anyway, after going to the bathroom, I was a little freaked out. Dude, it was the 70's! Sex education didn't cover much back then! I called out for my Mom, she called her BFF into the melee, and then they gave me:. A thick ass maxi pad, with some kind of elastic torture device to hold it in place and a roll of toilet paper.
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The Dutchess of Dorkville: The Summer Cycle
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Map of the Royal Kingdom. Monday, July 13, 2015. Every year, it's the same old routine. Summer comes, pool is opened up, the deck furniture is put out, and pretty planters brimming with gorgeous flowers are put on the hanging plant hooks that surround the deck. Poor things, will die long before summer is over, but that's a story for a different post. Okay, I got this! I will join all the other crazy assholes who jog. Then I remembered that when I tried this last year, I made it through a quarter of a...
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The Dutchess of Dorkville: Summer Is Harsh, Baby
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Map of the Royal Kingdom. Saturday, July 18, 2015. Summer Is Harsh, Baby. Where have I been since late Monday evening? Well, pull up a chair kids, I have a cautionary tale for you. You might just learn something, or not, but what the hell else do you have to do? Not a damn thing, since you are here reading me, so, sit the hell down! Anyway, the great bathing suit/exercise debacle of the PREVIOUS POST. Was followed by a ride on the Emotionally Menopausal Rollercoaster Of Shame. Also, the awesome new udder...
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The Dutchess of Dorkville: About the Dutchess
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Map of the Royal Kingdom. First and foremost, I KNOW "DUTCHESS" is spelled wrong. However, being the Dutchess of Dorkville, it seems appropriate. So there. I am also a member of the Royal Court. I paid my dues for life. They gave me the village of DORKVILLE, with my own little castle. I have a pool, but they won't let me have any gators to put in there. If you'd like to send liquor, sparkly things, or just a dirty note, feel free to e-mail me at:. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Older Stuff I Wrote. Super ea...