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Jasper Youngfield & Archimedes Wang: January 2012
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Jasper Youngfield and Archimedes Wang. Thursday, January 5, 2012. Well, Wangy. You've really outdone yourself this time! Jasper shot a look at the escort, who had propped her scrawny backside on the puzzle table and began braiding her bleach-blonde hair. "Ass off the puzzle-doing table! He yelled, and snapped his fingers at her. The good news is, she apparently became bored enough that she made some really good hats! She's made prostitute hats! Archimedes asked, scratching his head. Part of the scrat...
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Jasper Youngfield & Archimedes Wang: Jasper's Favorite Parts of the Holidays--a list
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Jasper Youngfield and Archimedes Wang. Friday, December 16, 2011. Jasper's Favorite Parts of the Holidays- a list. Holiday-themed candies, of course. Putting live animals in packages. OMG, Egg Nog Lattes! Taking an egg nog latte home and adding bourbon. If it is snowy, and you are hungover and don't leave your house, nobody gives you shit about it. Actually, fuck that. People expect. You to be drunk. Of course money grows on trees. Money is made of paper. And paper grows on trees. There was an error in t...
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Jasper Youngfield & Archimedes Wang: February 2012
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Jasper Youngfield and Archimedes Wang. Wednesday, February 1, 2012. The Gripping Account of the Wannabe Widower. Wangy," Jasper said, out-of-the-blue one day, "did I tell you the gripping account of how the Rainforest Cafe revoked my friendship on their social media cyber-groupie page? Cuh-FAY," Archimedes enunciated. Back to the point," Archimedes groaned in monotone. It was a familiar phrase to him. What was the question? Archimedes asked, with little interest in his tone. Oh, shit.". Archimedes made a...
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Jasper Youngfield & Archimedes Wang: Chapter 1.1
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Jasper Youngfield and Archimedes Wang. Tuesday, December 20, 2011. Are you looking at the tulle hats again, sir? No, I am fucking not, Wangy," Jasper snapped. "I am just thinking that it is a very fucking gloomy day.". Agreed, sir," Archimedes nodded. And since these kinds of days are only good for doing puzzles, organizing taxes and such nonsense, or cleaning under furniture, I think I shall make a pie.". What is the matter, sir? You forgot the bourbon," Archimedes said. More silence, and then Archimede...
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Jasper Youngfield & Archimedes Wang: The Gripping Account of the Wannabe Widower
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Jasper Youngfield and Archimedes Wang. Wednesday, February 1, 2012. The Gripping Account of the Wannabe Widower. Wangy," Jasper said, out-of-the-blue one day, "did I tell you the gripping account of how the Rainforest Cafe revoked my friendship on their social media cyber-groupie page? Cuh-FAY," Archimedes enunciated. Back to the point," Archimedes groaned in monotone. It was a familiar phrase to him. What was the question? Archimedes asked, with little interest in his tone. Oh, shit.". Archimedes made a...
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Jasper Youngfield & Archimedes Wang: December 2011
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Jasper Youngfield and Archimedes Wang. Thursday, December 22, 2011. Archimedes' Christmas Shopping List. New Michael Buble Christmas CD- karaoke version. Two bottles of the finest bourbon. How to Mind Your Manners for Dummies'. Late night trip to Vegas again? Where is life-size cardboard cut out of me so Jasper doesn't get suspicious? Gift certificate to Applebee's. A box of lucky charms. Taco Bell gift card. Good will towards man. Volunteer days off at the local homeless shelte. What is the matter, sir?