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Nanners Rambles: December 2013
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Bridging the gap between bull and shit one day at a time. Dec 15, 2013. Dear New Yawk, I Love You. If you haven't guessed yet,(or you're just an idiot), I went to New York. Ohbut wait.I haven't told you how I got there. Because I'm an eager beaver. My high school nickname. I rolled up to the airport and sailed right through security, they even let me bring my nunchucks and machete on board! If not, the rage I'm about to share will make you rage too. To add to my happiness, I discovered I could watch Mode...
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Nanners Rambles: Karma is a Bitch
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Bridging the gap between bull and shit one day at a time. Feb 23, 2015. Karma is a Bitch. Well, here we are 7 weeks into 2015 and my adult acne is flaring up, I accidentally gave myself an episiotomy in the shower while shaving my cha-cha this morning, and I'm fairly certain my new birth control is making me 50-shades-of- bat-shit-cray. I actually googled 'prison pen pals' and there are a shocking. To worry that somehow an inmate who is currently in 'the slammer' getting his free college degree in I....
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Nanners Rambles: November 2013
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Bridging the gap between bull and shit one day at a time. Nov 17, 2013. Hi I'm Dave. LOL". The man of my dreams is probably out there, but I'm sure he's tied up banging prostitutes and scoring smack behind a dumpster somewhere. That's okay, I'll wait. What's another 32 years? Yes I am. Ryan Gosling is in my. Heart and soul and makes my lady bits tingle. Okay, maybe I don't watch it everyday, but I at least have it on in the background while I read the messages I've received from. BUT, I do. Or " One of m...
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Nanners Rambles: September 2014
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Bridging the gap between bull and shit one day at a time. Sep 14, 2014. Welcome To My Meltdown. When I was a little girl I got my ideas of love from T.V shows such as Dallas. Which I blame for my unattainable life's mission to be a rich, slutty heiress to an oil empire. And probably why I roll down my window and touch myself at gas stations). However, in my sad, dismal reality,. Meets Amanda Woodward from Melrose Place. Although no one has ripped my blouse open in a fiery passion. In a long time (well ma...
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Nanners Rambles: August 2014
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Bridging the gap between bull and shit one day at a time. Aug 17, 2014. I'm currently laying on my couch staring at a plate of burnt sausages while wearing my "I love BJ's" t-shirt.alone.proving that dreams really do come true. And if it isn't glaringly obvious, I've been reading The Secret. So I totally fucking manifested this moment. Feeling like a busted up hooker. For the last 30 years. Marathon on, realize nothing is fair in this life when it's a Say Yes to the Dress. Aug 10, 2014. I love you John.
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Nanners Rambles: April 2014
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Bridging the gap between bull and shit one day at a time. Apr 26, 2014. Dating: A Nanners Exclusive. An activity between two people wherein at least one person leaves thinking "what the fuck? Youtube videos used in the post sometimes can't be seen from your phone, so if you want the full effect, you'll need to go to your computer. I'm back. My apologies for the delay, but I've been at a spiritual retreat in the Himalayan mountains, discovering God and finding inner peace. I know. Shocking, right? This is...
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Nanners Rambles: OKStupid
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Bridging the gap between bull and shit one day at a time. Jun 5, 2015. I've unlocked a secret society of assholes and they are all located on. Let's just get this out of the way shall we? My father passed away in April so I've been dealing with my own private shitstorm, so in the spirit of self torture and to distract me from the depths of my misery, I've signed back up for online dating. BECAUSE I WASN'T MISERABLE ENOUGH. This is me complaining to my attorney about the last dick pic I received. It was a...
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Nanners Rambles: Things I Wish I Could Go Back and Tell my 21 year-old Self
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Bridging the gap between bull and shit one day at a time. Mar 1, 2015. Things I Wish I Could Go Back and Tell my 21 year-old Self. So do you want the good news or bad news first? Okay fine, good it is: I just got in the ultimate face-off with my purse in round 233428 of the game 'WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY KEYS? I didn't find my keys but this is where the good news comes in.I. I feel like I may have one or two emotionally stable readers who don't know what Ativan is. But what you really want to feel is ".
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Nanners Rambles: Dear 2014, Suck It.
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Bridging the gap between bull and shit one day at a time. Dec 14, 2014. Dear 2014, Suck It. Well, despite Tinder's best efforts to give me an STD in 2014, I'm proud to report I escaped that, (just barely), so I thought I'd celebrate with a blog post. Hell, I've got nothing else to do on a Sunday night because Tinder, Match, OK Cupid, Plenty of Fish and E-Harmony and God provided me with a bunch of pencil dick weirdos. #YOLO. O my late night therapy appointment. That sounds like most of my dates this year.
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Nanners Rambles: October 2014
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Bridging the gap between bull and shit one day at a time. Oct 13, 2014. Nanners, is that you behind the squat rack? As some of you may know, I've been hitting the gym somewhat religiously for over a year now. Well, unless it's the day after a date and I'm either hungover and sobbing while laying face down in my hallway or. IS THIS THE KIND OF CHEMISTRY YOU DO RAY? So yes, the gym. I'm 99% certain that my future husband goes to my gym. Well, that's not true, he does. Know I exist for a few reasons:. To sp...
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