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Inappropriate thoughts on life from an unorthodox perspective. The hell that is stay-cation. Posted by Abbie Nourmel. So, what does a stay-cation with kids mean? I'll break it down for you in very simple terms. It means this:. EVERYDAY UNTIL SCHOOL RESUMES, ALL THE FUN THINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO SPONTANEOUSLY FLOW FROM YOU (NON-STOP) FOR 12 HOURS LIKE SOME FRIGGING ELF WITH MAGICAL FUN DIARRHEA. Can we go to a fun place? What are we going to DO today? WHY AREN'T WE HAVING FUN YET? Of course they wake up an...

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Inappropriate thoughts on life from an unorthodox perspective. The hell that is stay-cation. Posted by Abbie Nourmel. So, what does a "stay-cation with kids" mean? I'll break it down for you in very simple terms. It means this:. EVERYDAY UNTIL SCHOOL RESUMES, ALL THE FUN THINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO SPONTANEOUSLY FLOW FROM YOU (NON-STOP) FOR 12 HOURS LIKE SOME FRIGGING ELF WITH MAGICAL FUN DIARRHEA. Can we go to a fun place? What are we going to DO today? WHY AREN'T WE HAVING FUN YET? Of course they wake up an...

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Why chipmunks are the devil. Posted by Abbie Nourmel. WE HAVE DEATH WISH CHIPMUNKS! WHY do they only bolt across the street right when a truck is less than 5 feet from their general vicinity? What the hell is mince meat pie anyway? Isn't it a natural repellent for just about anything? After a small amount of research. VOILA! My essential oils have come to save the day again! How to get rid of pests naturally. Why chipmunks are the devil. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Bored with the normalcy around ...

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Malapropos FREAK: April 2013

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Posted by Abbie Nourmel. From my perspective, which admittedly is one that luckily hasn't been touched personally by these tragedies. well, this is my personal feeling. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). If you become a member I won't stalk you. View my complete profile. So once upon a time, we were in a rental. This rental just happened to fall into a time in our lives where it was an in between residence. The Lone Hair Weave. Blah Blah Blagh Archive:. There was an error in this gadget.

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Malapropos FREAK: June 2012

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Im tired because your insane. Posted by Abbie Nourmel. But it entertained me to a level of snorting under my breath so I thought I would share it. Enjoy! These are things I don't feel like doing anymore today for my kids:. Telling you to stop yelling, shoving, licking, pushing, hair pulling and tantrumming for the 7,856,932th time. Asking you to use your "nice voice" for the hundredth time this last half hour. No you may not horf your corn back up and spit it into the carpet, because you "don't like it".

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Malapropos FREAK: Home crap home

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Posted by Abbie Nourmel. As we were mopping up the water from the floors, we simultaneously took care of multiple carpenter ants which had found a home in many of the walls inside the house. They were merrily climbing on the walls, across the floors, over the furniture, around the windows. EVERYWHERE. What the hell kind of vacation home was this? It was falling apart! What's my point in all of this rambling, you ask? Were we exhausted from being outdoors all day and night? Bored with the normalcy around ...

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Malapropos FREAK: July 2012

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Stalagmites are good teddy bears. Posted by Abbie Nourmel. Some bonuses to that relationship:. They don't look at you awkwardly when you say something off key. Stalagmites don't want to avoid you if you come across weird. Then the blank listless stare from your listening party ensues. this is horribly bad. This is the worst sign that you are the biggest loser ever. Ugh. The icing on the cake is when you hear the tell tale sign (and from a close friend), "You're weird! I want to hide away. Living in a cave.

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