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The Half-Life of Shoes: November 2007
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The Half-Life of Shoes. The sarcastic views of a Chicago boy. Monday, November 26, 2007. The Circle of Life.After Death (Flying Spaghetti Monsterism Style! Adam is created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster in Leonardo Da Vinci's masterpiece. The world is ending.blah blah blah. It certainly felt that way Saturday night after the #2 Jayhawks lost to - of all teams - Mizzou, giving Kansas its first loss of the season and ending hopes of a national title in football. But Bowl here we come! Of course, this migh...
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The Half-Life of Shoes: October 2008
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The Half-Life of Shoes. The sarcastic views of a Chicago boy. Monday, October 27, 2008. There Is Nothing To Fear But Barack Obama. 1) Barack Obama is a Muslim and the U.S. Constitution will immediately be translated into Arabic once he takes office. Our currency will be changed to say "In Allah We Trust". Christianity will be banned. 3) President Obama will sit down with Iran's Mahmoud Achmedinejad and together they'll figure out which countries - along with Israel, of course - to wipe off the map. O...
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The Half-Life of Shoes: April 2008
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The Half-Life of Shoes. The sarcastic views of a Chicago boy. Tuesday, April 8, 2008. NCAA Division I Basketball National Champions in 2008! Not much else to say.What a great weekend to beat North Carolina by 18.and then win one of the best National Title games in recent memory. Down 9 points with less than 2 minutes in the game.Huge shots, made free throws, 3 pointers by Collins and the Unbelievably clutch shot by Mario Chalmers. Did I mention BCS Orange Bowl champs, too? Tuesday, April 1, 2008. I think...
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The Half-Life of Shoes: September 2008
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The Half-Life of Shoes. The sarcastic views of a Chicago boy. Monday, September 29, 2008. I've got to say that Tina Fey does such a fantastic job as Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live. Just watch a few exceprts of Tina Fey's satirical portrayal of Palin's interview with Katie Couric. Now THAT was hysterical. Tina Fey just nailed the- what? I'm sorry, that was the. Interview of Sarah Palin? Saturday, September 6, 2008. Barack Obama has a powerful line of argument, though, when he says that John McCain has...
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The Half-Life of Shoes: August 2008
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The Half-Life of Shoes. The sarcastic views of a Chicago boy. Tuesday, August 26, 2008. Graffiti is probably going to be the evil force that destroys America. The perpetrators of this crime are called 'taggers'. There's only one way to stop them: With a gun. I'm wondering why there aren't more voices on the airwaves out there preaching the kind of good morals and behavior of Dennis Prager. His words of wisdom move me to tears sometimes. (Can you cry from shame? Only to wound them by shooting them in the ...
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The Half-Life of Shoes: Name Picking
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The Half-Life of Shoes. The sarcastic views of a Chicago boy. Wednesday, December 17, 2008. As you know Mrs. Shoes and I are pregnant. So one of the biggest dilemmas we have is what to name our child so that they don't get the crap beat out of them in school. So I thought I had the perfect name picked out, but then I read this story. And that worked so perfectly for either a boy or a girl, too. Elmo wishes Happy Birthday to Adolf Hitler Schumann? I guess he'll never have that chance. You Can also Chance ...
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The Half-Life of Shoes: March 2008
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The Half-Life of Shoes. The sarcastic views of a Chicago boy. Thursday, March 20, 2008. Hope: Maybe we can all feel it. Senator Barack Obama gave a speech on Tuesday, March 18th about racism. He delivered this speech because he needed to address some of the comments made by the Pastor of his church in Chicago. I think it's something everyone should invest the 37 minutes and 10 seconds to watch. I read by Mary Katherine Ham, a columnist on Townhall.com. She says:. She quotes Obama here:. In short: Black p...
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The Half-Life of Shoes: The 2008 Election
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The Half-Life of Shoes. The sarcastic views of a Chicago boy. Saturday, September 6, 2008. The ad campaigns for President have begun. Whether or not they're true is a different matter altogether. Unfortunately, not nearly enough people in this country take the 5-10 minutes necessary to research whether or not a candidate's claims are true or false. The internet is the quickest, easiest way to get unbiased, non-partisan views that aren't clouded by politics. The main answer is the filibuster. Accordin...
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The Half-Life of Shoes: June 2008
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The Half-Life of Shoes. The sarcastic views of a Chicago boy. Tuesday, June 10, 2008. What Ever Happened to Beaver? I used to think we lived in a pretty good world. Boy was I wrong! Of course I didn't realize how very ignorant I was until I read Dennis Prager's column on Townhall.com, titled. When I Was A Boy, America Was A Better Place.". You see, this is something I'd never heard of before: an old man complaining that the world is different from when he grew up. Inconceivable! And of course he's right ...
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The Half-Life of Shoes: This is great!!
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The Half-Life of Shoes. The sarcastic views of a Chicago boy. Monday, September 29, 2008. I've got to say that Tina Fey does such a fantastic job as Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live. Just watch a few exceprts of Tina Fey's satirical portrayal of Palin's interview with Katie Couric. Now THAT was hysterical. Tina Fey just nailed the- what? I'm sorry, that was the. Interview of Sarah Palin? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Web Places Where Shoes Has Walked. Chris Wieland: Our Man In L.A.