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Frat Beasts: Is there Life on Mars??
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Where Frat Animals Have Come to Beast since 1899. Monday, November 2, 2009. Is there Life on Mars? Ok, let me say something before I dive into this one. On its surface, the focus of this post is on a bullshit College class called "Life On Mars". However, that is not the true focus of the post. Instead, it's designed to give some background into 2 of the FB authors' histories, back before they were bros. Those 2 authors? The only 2 who still write for this site: me and Tweeter. But the trend started that ...
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Frat Beasts: Word of the Day: Beast
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Where Frat Animals Have Come to Beast since 1899. Monday, June 15, 2009. Word of the Day: Beast. The word of the day today is BEAST. It's what I am, and what you might be too. Now not every single bro who pledges a frat is a beast. Just because you pledge, and get your stupid letter shirt at the end of all of it, which at the time was like seeing God, doesn't mean you're instantly a beast. You have to earn it, you have to want it, you have to become a beast. Be an asshole - you have to be such a dick tha...
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Frat Beasts: Alcohol is the Answer
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Where Frat Animals Have Come to Beast since 1899. Monday, May 4, 2009. Alcohol is the Answer. Note- The majority of the following post was written on Friday, May 1st. A full 2 days before the rest of the world realized what a joke Swine Flu is. Now enjoy. Well, friendo, you’d be wrong. I stared at the ceiling as my morning wood subsided and thought, “Would I rather be close to work and sober right now? Or would I rather still be drunk and in bed? Little tangent here. It makes me sick to see people ta...
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Frat Beasts: October 2009
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Where Frat Animals Have Come to Beast since 1899. Tuesday, October 6, 2009. Word of the Day: DILLIGAF. This word is turning into the Word of the Year. Now if there is anyone reading this, other than the frat hedgehogs that pledged the same frat as me, I suggest you pay close attention. Dilligaf is an acronym. It stands for, Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck. DILLIGAF. Let me give you some examples, because I love that about as much as I love chugging brewdanks and blacking the fuck out. If you've been out to ...
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Frat Beasts: June 2009
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Where Frat Animals Have Come to Beast since 1899. Monday, June 15, 2009. Word of the Day: Beast. The word of the day today is BEAST. It's what I am, and what you might be too. Now not every single bro who pledges a frat is a beast. Just because you pledge, and get your stupid letter shirt at the end of all of it, which at the time was like seeing God, doesn't mean you're instantly a beast. You have to earn it, you have to want it, you have to become a beast. Be an asshole - you have to be such a dick tha...
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Frat Beasts: Word of the Day: DILLIGAF
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Where Frat Animals Have Come to Beast since 1899. Tuesday, October 6, 2009. Word of the Day: DILLIGAF. This word is turning into the Word of the Year. Now if there is anyone reading this, other than the frat hedgehogs that pledged the same frat as me, I suggest you pay close attention. Dilligaf is an acronym. It stands for, Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck. DILLIGAF. Let me give you some examples, because I love that about as much as I love chugging brewdanks and blacking the fuck out. If you've been out to ...
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Frat Beasts: Dear World, Weddings are Fucking Fratty
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Where Frat Animals Have Come to Beast since 1899. Wednesday, July 8, 2009. Dear World, Weddings are Fucking Fratty. The entire wedding weekend is one of the best excuses for embracing your alcoholism because, guess what jerk? 8221; To which you answer, “It’s Chet’s bachelor party! 8221; To which he’ll say, “But Chet’s not here.” To which you’ll say nothing. But you will pour a beer on his head, laugh like a maniac, and get back to fist pumping to Eddie Money. And before all this goes down. Leave a fr...
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Frat Beasts: I hate GDIs and the Shit they Enjoy...
http://fratbeasts.blogspot.com/2009/07/i-hate-gdis-and-shit-they-enjoy.html
Where Frat Animals Have Come to Beast since 1899. Tuesday, July 14, 2009. I hate GDIs and the Shit they Enjoy. With the success of the Fratty list, the natural progression is to start a list of GDI pussy shit. Keep adding your ideas to the Frat List, but also add ideas to this list. Drawing from the fratty minds of our readership is very insightful, and, even though we’ve thought of everything, it’s nice to see our fratty minions showing off their Frat Prowess. Pillow talk with the girls. Ejaculating les...
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Frat Beasts: Blow Me
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Where Frat Animals Have Come to Beast since 1899. Monday, June 1, 2009. Fuckin' FratBeasts, I haven't graced you with my fratty brain in so long, probably because it's wasting away from all the drinking.frat. Truthfully, I just haven't had the urge, nor the material to write anything too beastly recently. Although with the summer months coming up, Big County's weekend, and hopefully many other gathering's that make beasts foam at the mouth, something will spark this fuckin' dormant site. Raise our standa...
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Frat Beasts: Back to Basics
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Where Frat Animals Have Come to Beast since 1899. Tuesday, July 14, 2009. First of all, I'd like to apologize on behalf of Frat Beasts for this somewhat extended hiatus. As has been mentioned, Summer is chock full of sick shit to do, so blogging goes on the back burner. Deal with it, asshats. We're busy smashing beers, blowing loads, and dropping deuces in random toilets. Homeruns (ground rule doubles are GDI). Dead Jokes (Fuck off, Michael Jackson). Banging chicks (chicks are geed, tho). Word of the Day.