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The Velvet Hen House: February 2010
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Wednesday, February 10, 2010. Heads Up, Son. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Eric Mistretta is a recent graduate from the MFA program at the School of Visual Arts. He is doing a great job, his parents are proud. View my complete profile. I Have Beef With. Sicko of the Week. A Slice of Earthly Delight. THE ONION: Report: Meat Now America's No. 2 Condiment. Fuck You, Penguin. Still "Fuck You" After All These Years. House Votes to Cut Funding for Sesame Street. Heads Up, Son.
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The Velvet Hen House: Heads Up, Son.
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Wednesday, February 10, 2010. Heads Up, Son. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Eric Mistretta is a recent graduate from the MFA program at the School of Visual Arts. He is doing a great job, his parents are proud. View my complete profile. I Have Beef With. Sicko of the Week. A Slice of Earthly Delight. THE ONION: Report: Meat Now America's No. 2 Condiment. Fuck You, Penguin. Still "Fuck You" After All These Years. House Votes to Cut Funding for Sesame Street. Heads Up, Son.
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The Velvet Hen House: March 2010
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Sunday, March 14, 2010. Is there any image that so perfectly illustrates chaos and the complete loss of control as someone whose umbrella has flipped inside out and is desperately attempting to position themselves in such a way as to have the catastrophic winds blow it back into place? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Eric Mistretta is a recent graduate from the MFA program at the School of Visual Arts. He is doing a great job, his parents are proud. View my complete profile. I Have Beef With.
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The Velvet Hen House: Richard Prince
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Tuesday, October 6, 2009. October 8, 2009 at 8:55 PM. I dont go past his marlboro ad genius. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Eric Mistretta is a recent graduate from the MFA program at the School of Visual Arts. He is doing a great job, his parents are proud. View my complete profile. I Have Beef With. Sicko of the Week. A Slice of Earthly Delight. THE ONION: Report: Meat Now America's No. 2 Condiment. Fuck You, Penguin. Still "Fuck You" After All These Years. Some Things I Wish I Liked.
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The Velvet Hen House: On Regret...
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Sunday, March 14, 2010. In fourth grade, we had a classroom based spelling bee in order to determine who would advance to the highly esteemed school-wide spelling bee. I wanted in, but I spelled 'lightning' wrong. I forgot the first 'n' and spelled 'lighting'. You gotta be fuckin kidding me. March 22, 2010 at 10:01 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Eric Mistretta is a recent graduate from the MFA program at the School of Visual Arts. He is doing a great job, his parents are proud. I Have Beef With.
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The Velvet Hen House: Some Things I Wish I Liked
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Tuesday, October 13, 2009. Some Things I Wish I Liked. Right off the bat, anything covered with melted American Cheese is a big draw for me. The creamy, buttery, overly processed taste is something that resonates as both nostalgic and amazing. And little chunks of celery. I like the idea of this. If I liked tuna melts I would order them from the diner every time. But I don't like the taste of canned tuna! Dancing With The Stars. And yet for some reason I just can't commit to you! Eric Mistretta is a rece...
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The Velvet Hen House: The Shame
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009. My definitive action was the result of a two month, exercise free hedonism binge, during which I essentially payed the New York Sports Club $65 a month so I could eat pasta with butter three nights a week and drink six packs of Bud Heavys like they were Evian. And just as I was about to make a run for it, the voice of a rhinoceros bellowed at me from behind. "Eric? OK, come on back to my office.". Why are you canceling your membership? I'm moving. To Italy.". The next thing I...
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The Velvet Hen House: Some New Things
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Friday, October 9, 2009. October 9, 2009 at 4:21 PM. Digging this A LOT. Youre on to something here. More please. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Eric Mistretta is a recent graduate from the MFA program at the School of Visual Arts. He is doing a great job, his parents are proud. View my complete profile. I Have Beef With. Sicko of the Week. A Slice of Earthly Delight. THE ONION: Report: Meat Now America's No. 2 Condiment. Fuck You, Penguin. Still "Fuck You" After All These Years. You Might Wanna Read.
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The Velvet Hen House: Things Unraveling
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Sunday, March 14, 2010. Is there any image that so perfectly illustrates chaos and the complete loss of control as someone whose umbrella has flipped inside out and is desperately attempting to position themselves in such a way as to have the catastrophic winds blow it back into place? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Eric Mistretta is a recent graduate from the MFA program at the School of Visual Arts. He is doing a great job, his parents are proud. View my complete profile. I Have Beef With.