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NoMad: 2005-11-20
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Posted here are some of my award-winning humor columns and experiences from everyday life. Tuesday, November 22, 2005. Reality TV Shows I'd Like to See. I’m not much of a television fan, but I listen to a lot of radio and read an awful lot of news on the Web, and you can’t avoid being bombarded by the latest reality TV programs. I understand there about a zillion out there now, and even TV producers can’t accurately report how many they are running at any given time. A friend asked me recently. Surgeons ...
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NoMad: 2005-10-23
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Posted here are some of my award-winning humor columns and experiences from everyday life. Saturday, October 29, 2005. Social work circles, as I like to call them, have a place. Group therapythat’s the place for circles. The kindergarten classroom circle is okay, too. But college classroom and office meeting room and pretty much everywhere else in the world are not the places for social work circles. I’m supposed to be hyphenated, so I should really be an ‘R.’ I shouldn’t go first. There’s nothing like a...
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NoMad: 2005-11-27
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Posted here are some of my award-winning humor columns and experiences from everyday life. Wednesday, November 30, 2005. The Law of Probability. Every now and again in school, usually before we’d adequately absorbed the last concept, our math teachers would announce a new segment of study. Monday, we will start working on probability, Mr. Dial said. 3 You have 40 pens in your backpack. There are 15 black pens, 15 blue pens, six red pens, two green pens, one pink pen and one purple pen. You need a...4 You...
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NoMad: 2005-11-06
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Posted here are some of my award-winning humor columns and experiences from everyday life. Thursday, November 10, 2005. To Hell with the Devil. I had an epiphany earlier this week: Even if you go to hell, you have eternal life. I'm not a spiritual person any more, but I was talking to my mother a few days ago, and it just sort of jumped out at me. Even in excruciating pain, much of which plagues her today. Posted by HackWriter @ 10:48 PM. Syracuse, New York, United States. A paralegal by training, I am i...
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NoMad: 2005-12-25
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Posted here are some of my award-winning humor columns and experiences from everyday life. Tuesday, December 27, 2005. Onward, Christian Soldiers. Some of America’s best and brightest are being slaughtered each day overseas fighting the war on terror. The irony is, while we are ostensibly trying to protect Afghanis from religious persecution by the Taliban and Iraqis from terrorist oppression, We the People, to some degree, are being subjected to both right here at home. I think it’s about time the Bush ...
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NoMad: 2005-12-18
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Posted here are some of my award-winning humor columns and experiences from everyday life. Monday, December 19, 2005. Let is snow, let it snow, drive in a ditch. Editor’s note: The names have been changed to protect the guilty. Last year, my friend Jane came to visit from out of town. Since she’s been gone from Cazenovia a couple of years now, I drove her around town to take a look at what had changed since she’d been gone. I’m thinking it might have been speed. I turned off Nelson Road onto Peterboro Ro...
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NoMad: 2005-11-13
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Posted here are some of my award-winning humor columns and experiences from everyday life. Tuesday, November 15, 2005. By All Means Use the Right Tool for the Job. Ahhhh, hardware stores. There’s nothing like’em. Two words: power tools. During a recent major automobile brake repair project, I pulled into the parking lot of a parts store. A huge sign in the window read ‘We Loan Tools! Automotive parts stores are second only to hardware stores when it comes to really cool stuff you never knew you needed...
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NoMad: 2005-10-30
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Posted here are some of my award-winning humor columns and experiences from everyday life. Friday, November 04, 2005. Preserve your marriage: don’t DIY. I have it on good authority that many home improvement centers may not practice truth in advertising. I suspect most such business may be secretly owned by massive networks of marriage and family therapists. Honey, I’ve been thinking. Did you hurt yourself? Ha, ha. We should remodel the [fill in the blank] room. Well, have fun. And good luck. The next ph...
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NoMad: 2005-09-18
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Posted here are some of my award-winning humor columns and experiences from everyday life. Thursday, September 22, 2005. Posted by HackWriter @ 10:17 PM. Syracuse, New York, United States. A paralegal by training, I am in my seventh year of editing three in a family of community weeklies in Central New York. I am featuring some of my award-winning columns here. I also have experience working in the non-profit, higher education and corporate fields. View my complete profile. Long may they waive.