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Beesnthings Blog: April 2006

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Thursday, April 27, 2006. After a night of drinking and smoking in Austria I woke up in the middle of the night to find that it was hurting to lie on my right-hand side. I didn't think much of it and went back to sleep. The next day I found these scars on my side. At my birthday party on the weekend I suddenly realised that my hand was bleeding and there was a cut right in the middle of my palm. This was either another UDI or I'm the son of God. Posted by Simon John Parkin at 2:58 pm. We realised that, b...

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Beesnthings Blog: October 2005

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Saturday, October 29, 2005. Will I meet my Match? I've finally subscribed to a month's worth of online dating courtesy of match.com. What a great time to take out a 25, month-long subscription when I'm going away for a week! I've just emailed my first three girls. Feeling slightly seedy after looking at their profiles for the last few days wondering whether I should email them or not. Kind of like looking through their knicker-drawers! Posted by Simon John Parkin at 2:48 pm. Friday, October 28, 2005.

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Beesnthings Blog: November 2005

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Monday, November 28, 2005. How to have a bad day. 1 Get your dog to piss on your bed really close to your pillow. 2 Realise that you've been kidding yourself that the girl you've been friends with for 8 years might want something more than friendship. 3 Take car to garage then realise you're going to be getting the bus home. 4 Sit in sub-zero temperatures all day with blanket wrapped round legs, hat and fingerless gloves on, looking like Steptoe, trying to be creative. 6 Get large tax bill. 7 Get bus home.

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Beesnthings Blog: May 2006

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Thursday, May 11, 2006. Like chicken pocks, the World Cup, getting old and dying, you just can't avoid Coldplay. Posted by Simon John Parkin at 3:50 pm. Wednesday, May 03, 2006. Essential saturday night TV back in the day. Automan. Was about a car that drives REALLY fast! What more could a 10 year old boy want out of a TV show? Posted by Simon John Parkin at 11:49 am. Let them sing it for you. The Wanderer walking fanzine.

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Beesnthings Blog: January 2006

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Monday, January 30, 2006. DJ Lurch on the rings of steel. I'm DJing at the Volks Club in Brighton for Carnival Collective on Feb 17th, 11pm to 4am ( what. Past my bed time! I'll be downstairs DJing with DJ Carls Cock. Should be good - come on down! That's a pic of us at the Ocean Rooms in Brighton last year. I'm on the right, loving it! Posted by Simon John Parkin at 4:53 pm. Friday, January 27, 2006. Don't want to share with a group of people I've only just met. In other news, I've got my new Mac. I got...

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Beesnthings Blog: March 2006

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Friday, March 24, 2006. Tales of the unexpected. For a thoroughly charming tale read this. Posted by Simon John Parkin at 1:43 pm. Thursday, March 23, 2006. My housemate's a primary school teacher and talking to her last night reminded me of two things that happened to me when I was at primary school:. I broke a crayon, I think it was a blue one, and I was mortified! Covered it in crayon! I can't remember thinking that it might be wrong, I just has it in my head and the job had to be finished! Where he g...

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Beesnthings Blog: September 2005

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Thursday, September 29, 2005. Caught in the act. Yesterday, Juju, my dog, walked through the studio with the top of the swing-bin stuck on her head. Posted by Simon John Parkin at 10:57 am. Monday, September 26, 2005. Milwaukee, Minnesota' is one of the worst films I've seen in a long time. As soon as it started I didn't like it. The characters are rubbish and really unlikeable. The acting is tired and predictable. There's nothing to keep the plot going. It's rubbish! Friday, September 23, 2005. The next...

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Beesnthings Blog: August 2005

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Monday, August 22, 2005. Hello and welcome to yet another blog! I've got my website, beesnthings, in two different servers. I just bought beesnthings.co.uk in the hope that it would get me inspired to update it more often. But did it work? So here's the blogging arm of beesnthings. Hopefully I'll be able to keep this one going. Posted by Simon John Parkin at 7:31 pm. Let them sing it for you. The Wanderer walking fanzine.

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Beesnthings Blog: December 2005

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Wednesday, December 14, 2005. A list of moans. 1 I paid 1800 for an operation that didn't work. 2 I'm still obsessing over a girl who dumped me 5 months ago even though I'm going out with a gorgeous girl who I've wanted to go out with for over eight years. 3 I'm moving house to a horrible area with a couple who are having a baby and are going to want to kick me out in nine months. 4 I'm working in a freezing cold studio. 5 I'm fed up with graphic design but can't see there's anything else I can do. I'd c...

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Beesnthings Blog: February 2006

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006. Me and my counsellor came up with a great metaphor for relationships, life and everything: gardening. It's about sewing your seeds (so to speak) and taking care of them, not just forgetting about them, nurturing them, watering them, then being patient in waiting for the plant to grow. It's also about trial and error. It's not just reading a gardening book, it's writing your own gardening book by learning from your mistakes. Posted by Simon John Parkin at 2:48 pm. Presenting ...