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The Digital Turd: 03/01/2007 - 04/01/2007
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Thursday, March 29, 2007. We made this up! 1 Do you pick your nose when no one is watching? 2 Have you ever farted and blamed it on a child? 3 Who is your best friend? 4 Do you know multiple pirate jokes? 5 What is the background on your cell phone currently? 6 How many states have you "visited"? Toenail extraction, wisdom tooth extraction, tonsillectomy. 8 Have you ever been dumped? 9 What is the longest flight you've been on? 8 hours to Alaska. 10 What color are your sheets right now? She goes out to p...
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Just like fun, only boring!: I love that the article's address is 'sperm like an Egyptian'
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Friday, July 10, 2009. I love that the article's address is 'sperm like an Egyptian'. Mother is so in denial it's not even funny. Or it actually is funny. She is suing a hotel, claiming her daughter got pregnant from stray sperm in the swimming pool. Wow. Discuss. Uhhh This was like all those girls in high school who got pregnant and never had sex. So you have to come pretty dang close to having sex to get pregnant. Just saying. You have to come pretty dang close to having sex to get pregnant Just saying.
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Just like fun, only boring!: January 2009
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Friday, January 30, 2009. Would Nazi zombies be more discriminating as to which brains they would eat? So, my crick got worse today. To the point where, when talking to someone I must have inadvertently tilted my head and I had to stop and close my eyes. She was like, it's hitting you like lightning, isn't it? That sounds about right, yeah. Anyway, I saw this. Thursday, January 29, 2009. I suck. I'm sorry. I feel like crap, physically and emotionally and am having a hard time getting over it. I think I m...
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Just like fun, only boring!: September 2009
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Tuesday, September 22, 2009. Really, other people who play 20Q on the 'puter? So I was playing 20 Questions on the 'puter and I think there's something wrong with people, in general. Apparently other users have taught 20Q that Bring It On is: a) romantic, b) realistic, c) inspirational, d) does not feature memorable music, and most heinous of all, e) not ridiculous! What does that movie inspire people to do? And how can you not find it ridiculous? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Just like fun, only boring!
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Just like fun, only boring!: June 2009
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Sunday, June 28, 2009. So, even though I am usually a terrible feminist, yesterday I was watching TV and got all bent out of shape. It was some reality program and this chick was like, "OK, you girls went out there and did that like men and I really respect that." A woman, telling other women that because they did something lik men, she respected them! What is wrong with women doing things like women? Why isn't that enough to garner respect? Labels: things that make me want to punch someone in the neck.
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Just like fun, only boring!: A short rant...
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Sunday, June 28, 2009. So, even though I am usually a terrible feminist, yesterday I was watching TV and got all bent out of shape. It was some reality program and this chick was like, "OK, you girls went out there and did that like men and I really respect that." A woman, telling other women that because they did something lik men, she respected them! What is wrong with women doing things like women? Why isn't that enough to garner respect? Labels: things that make me want to punch someone in the neck.
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Just like fun, only boring!: Vehicular issues
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Thursday, June 18, 2009. Things just keep falling into place right now. I mean, other than the part about my car breaking, although it does just prove I've been right to be so worried about it. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Just like fun, only boring! Don't you feed me lines about some idealistic future. Things I Like to Read. Jennie and Chad's Blog. 2010 Books So Far. The Mighty and the Almighty: Reflections on America, God, and World Affairs. Everyone should read this). Skeletons at the Feast.
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Just like fun, only boring!: May 2009
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Sunday, May 31, 2009. Started out as Hogwarts. This literal version of Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of the Heart made me giggle. "Emo Kid is throwing slo-mo dove at my face" "ninjas! Watch up to the fencing and if you don't find it amusing, then feel free to stop. Friday, May 29, 2009. Thanks, Reverend Doctor Jason Pettus, for teaching us about Laodiceans and their lukewarm gross water pipes! Thursday, May 28, 2009. I think I got the blade of the double-edged sword. Monday, May 25, 2009. From my attempts...
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Just like fun, only boring!: November 2008
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Wednesday, November 26, 2008. One might think that I am not working hard today. One might be wrong. I have gotten a lot done, I just need to do more since I am leaving for Boston Sunday morning and won't be back in the office until Wednesday. But I'm all antsy now. And I need to find my scarves, as I think I might need one in Boston. Here. Tuesday, November 25, 2008. I was thinking about how I call Dave and Rachel dude pretty often. I don't call very many other people dude, mostly because people make...
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Just like fun, only boring!: December 2008
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Tuesday, December 30, 2008. Monday, December 29, 2008. I am going to Boston again in about a week. Want to join? I fear that this time, the weather will be wintry and I will be frozen. Monday, December 22, 2008. I know, my syntax leaves something to be desired. Sorry. We will manage, though. Friday, December 19, 2008. Some people suck hard. Labels: things that make me want to punch someone in the neck. Tuesday, December 16, 2008. Or better yet, do you actually. Because you are a science nerd? And then th...