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HORSINGTON SMYTHE AT LARGE: October 2014
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HORSINGTON SMYTHE AT LARGE. The mad rantings of Horsington Smythe. Duck Flat Cap Society. Monday, 6 October 2014. THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING HEAD OF IRINA "HITLER" PINDELECH. THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING HEAD OF IRINA "HITLER" PINDELECH. Irina Pindelech was an unfortunate spinster from Sopat, Poland, who although biologically a female, bore an uncanny resemblance to Adolf Hitler. However, this was by no means here worst affliction as she also suffered from "extreme cranial diminution syndrome" or ECDS. Returni...
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HORSINGTON SMYTHE AT LARGE: BATTLE FOR CONTROL OF THE DUCK FLAT CAP SOCIETY
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HORSINGTON SMYTHE AT LARGE. The mad rantings of Horsington Smythe. Duck Flat Cap Society. Tuesday, 14 July 2015. BATTLE FOR CONTROL OF THE DUCK FLAT CAP SOCIETY. BATTLE FOR CONTROL OF THE DUCK FLAT CAP SOCIETY. After an extraordinary meeting of the imbibing and procrastinating sub-committee of the DFCS, Driver Chard has been expelled from his long held Presidency and Chairmanship. In view of this incident Chelsea Dave the Duck was temporarily released from his position only to be reinstated the following...
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HORSINGTON SMYTHE AT LARGE: November 2013
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HORSINGTON SMYTHE AT LARGE. The mad rantings of Horsington Smythe. Duck Flat Cap Society. Saturday, 9 November 2013. COMMIE "LITTLE LEGS" PARKS IN MAYORAL CLASH WITH DRIVER CHARD. COMMIE "LITTLE LEGS" PARKS IN MAYORAL CLASH WITH DRIVER CHARD. COMMIE "LITTLE LEGS" PARKS. The office of "Mayor and Alderman of Middlesex" has been empty for over a hundred years due to the gradual absorption of the "Middle Saxon" county of Middlesex in to the metropolis of Greater London. This recently created outpost of alleg...
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HORSINGTON SMYTHE AT LARGE: February 2015
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HORSINGTON SMYTHE AT LARGE. The mad rantings of Horsington Smythe. Duck Flat Cap Society. Tuesday, 3 February 2015. 50 DAYS OF CHARD. 50 DAYS OF CHARD. Leaked papers from the secret files of the Duck Flat cap Society have revealed that acting Chairman and President, Driver Chard of El Hadj Duiff, has declared that he is to direct, produce and star in a live production of “50 Days of Chard”. Documents are reported to state that Pasha Chard’s residence was to be constructed within the Pyramid complex...
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HORSINGTON SMYTHE AT LARGE: December 2014
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HORSINGTON SMYTHE AT LARGE. The mad rantings of Horsington Smythe. Duck Flat Cap Society. Monday, 1 December 2014. I SEE NO SHIPS! I SEE NO SHIPS! The day started with a cold shower and a five minute turnout. The previous evening had been a success for Able Seaman Lancelot Shippey, and all objectives had been achieved. As he entered the lift, he tucked in his shirt tail and glanced at his red puffy face in the brightly lit mirrors adorning the walls. He sprang out of the shuddering capsule as the lif...
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HORSINGTON SMYTHE AT LARGE: August 2014
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HORSINGTON SMYTHE AT LARGE. The mad rantings of Horsington Smythe. Duck Flat Cap Society. Monday, 18 August 2014. THE CANTONESE COUNT AND THE COURT OF MISOGYNY. THE CANTONESE COUNT AND THE COURT OF MISOGYNY. Kok Hung Lo was a mild mannered peasant who farmed a moderate small holding on the outskirts of Canton. He lived with his wife and three children in a small mud and thatch structure adjacent to a mosquito infested paddy field and a stinking pig sty containing his prized pot belly porkers. The local C...
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HORSINGTON SMYTHE AT LARGE: July 2015
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HORSINGTON SMYTHE AT LARGE. The mad rantings of Horsington Smythe. Duck Flat Cap Society. Tuesday, 14 July 2015. BATTLE FOR CONTROL OF THE DUCK FLAT CAP SOCIETY. BATTLE FOR CONTROL OF THE DUCK FLAT CAP SOCIETY. After an extraordinary meeting of the imbibing and procrastinating sub-committee of the DFCS, Driver Chard has been expelled from his long held Presidency and Chairmanship. In view of this incident Chelsea Dave the Duck was temporarily released from his position only to be reinstated the following...
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HORSINGTON SMYTHE AT LARGE: September 2013
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HORSINGTON SMYTHE AT LARGE. The mad rantings of Horsington Smythe. Duck Flat Cap Society. Friday, 6 September 2013. WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO BABY RAY! WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO BABY RAY! Sixty five years ago a large plump baby entered this world crying his beady eyes out and screaming at the maximum volume his infantile lungs would allow. Ray the Dust" had entered the world. Furthermore, in an outrageous cannibalistic attack on an old aged pensioner, "Ray the Dust" recently sank his putrid teeth in to the hind ...
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HORSINGTON SMYTHE AT LARGE: January 2014
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HORSINGTON SMYTHE AT LARGE. The mad rantings of Horsington Smythe. Duck Flat Cap Society. Tuesday, 21 January 2014. DRIVER CHARD IN "DARK MATTER" INTRIGUE. DRIVER CHARD IN "DARK MATTER" INTRIGUE. Driver Chard of El Hadj Duiff has astounded the assembled leadership of the fabled "Duck Flat Cap Society" by revealing that he has discovered the format of "Dark Matter". At a recent meeting of the astrophysical and imbibing sub-committee of the Duck Flat Cap Society, Driver Chard explained his theory to the ex...
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HORSINGTON SMYTHE AT LARGE: November 2014
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HORSINGTON SMYTHE AT LARGE. The mad rantings of Horsington Smythe. Duck Flat Cap Society. Thursday, 27 November 2014. THE BOHEMIAN ACCELERATOR AND LOST FOLIO OF THE BARD. THE BOHEMIAN ACCELERATOR AND LOST FOLIO OF THE BARD. At a recent meeting of the science and imbibing sub-committee of the Duck Flat Cap Society, it was announced that documents have been obtained by the “Wenceslas Institute of Biochemistry and the advancement of Imbibing”, that reveal. This warning to not attempt to consume this alleged...