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mollyCLE: Bored? Let Me Help You!
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Friday, February 24, 2012. Let Me Help You! To be read as if Paula Deen was saying it.). It's 74 degrees and rising here so I'm going to make a quick post then go wash that guy I live with's car because I'm just that awesome and nice. So here's some other people's stuff to entertain you! See what I did there? I made you think I was blogging but really I'm just directing you to other people's articles, blogs, and crafts. Stories like this intrigue me. Oh we all know I'll buy them. How cute for St. Pats.
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mollyCLE: A Beautiful Thursday
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Thursday, March 1, 2012. It's a b-e-a-utiful Thursday here in Virginia Beach. We've had quite a few of these lil' nuggets. In fact, last week it was 80 degrees. But then it got so hot that a storm blew in, and guess what? They sent kids home early from school for a "severe thunderstorm". Reeeeeally? Kids in Ohio would love that shit. Alright so it's a beautiful day and here's what I'm doing:. Here's what it looks like outside: (79 degrees). And here's Monster crying at the door:. March 3, 2012 at 8:16 AM.
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mollyCLE: Happy Valentimes Day!
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Tuesday, February 14, 2012. Yes, I say Valentimes, because my favorite Valentine-related television episode is 30 Rock when Jack gets a hooker played by the awesome Rachel Dratch:. Shockingly enough, I'm not a Valentines Day hater. Weird, I know! In fact, I'm a bit of a romantic, so a day that guilt trips men into buying me flowers is A-Ok in my book. Would I prefer flowers on a random Tuesday? Hey, you wanna go out and buy yourself some flowers for Valentines Day? For example, Monster chases a stick wit...
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mollyCLE: What the shit is going on?
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Friday, February 17, 2012. What the shit is going on? The last few days have been bizarro. I got my beautiful Edor Jewelry necklace in the mail. It's super dainty and really beautiful. I had it for ohhhh about 5 hours when I electrocuted it. Yes, you read that right: electrocuted. I took it off and placed it in the medicine cabinet. It then fell out of the medicine cabinet landed perfectly on both prongs of a plugged in night light and exploded. What are the odds of that? A woman was wearing sweat pants ...
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mollyCLE: February
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Tuesday, April 3, 2012. So, from the pictures, it looks alright. However, in person it was grungy and gross. It was also the smallest master bath I've ever seen. The shower was like showering in a tube. It was gross. So now comes the "during reno". I love love love the body sprayers. Not sure if you can see those on the wall under the rain shower head thingy (I'm very technical) I also love that. Tell the guy you live with, him and his family did a great job! April 10, 2012 at 9:18 AM. I'm Selling My Eggs.
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mollyCLE: If You Loved Me, You'd Bomb The Kardashians.
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Thursday, April 26, 2012. If You Loved Me, You'd Bomb The Kardashians. Can you think of a more suitable, or favorable, place for a terrorist attack than the opening of RYU? Honestly, it's as if people were asked on the street, "hey, who are the two most annoying celebrities in all the world. And people replied, "Definitely Kanye West and Kim Kardashian" and then some asshat bastard publicist. What the fuck is RYU, you ask? Those all seem like very valid reasons to own a restaurant. Oh what's that? Seriou...
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mollyCLE: 50 Shades of Porn Lovin Literature
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Wednesday, April 25, 2012. 50 Shades of Porn Lovin Literature. I'm a sucker for a craze! And I've been bitten by the 50 Shades bug. HARD. [pun intended]. I was finishing up The Hunger Games trilogy and was very concerned I'd have nothing to live for after the final book, Mockingjay. [I give it a "oh come on already" and "are you fucking serious? Correction, Kelly mentioned it first, but after hearing about it now twice I decided to give it a whirl. A lot of Fifty Shades of Grey. On Amazon and did a dance...
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mollyCLE: Capitalizing on my Housewife-ness
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Tuesday, April 24, 2012. Capitalizing on my Housewife-ness. Can't do it. Simply can not do it. My old roommate, Kelly, can attest to this. Kelly loves The Bachelor, Big Brother and I truly believe her all-time favorite, Bachelor Pad. I once made the mistake of cancelling a recording of Big Brother and I seriously feared for my life. Anyway, I can't watch those shows without nervously talking throughout the whole program. "Oh my god! What is she doing? I'm going to enter Live! With Kelly's trivia. All...
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mollyCLE: Humans are the worst.
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Thursday, April 5, 2012. Humans are the worst. This is a real quick post. I got a new job Yay! I truly believe God keeps putting me in these situations so that I will be the one to say, "SERIOUSLY? And possibly make some people laugh. Anyway here's my daily dumb story:. I was talking to a girl at work about why living in apartments suck: loud music, people upstairs walking in what appears to be concrete shoes, dog/cat making noise all night etc. when she stops and says:. And now Molly will decipher this:.
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