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Fryupdale: White Power
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Something in the way you love me won't let me be. I don't want to be your prisoner so baby won't you set me free. Wednesday, 8 February 2012. As forty-something neo-Nazis went, no-one was denying she was hot as shit. She had short-hacked hair that shone white as a Klan hood, and a perma-tan so deep she was in danger of having to start to hate herself. Posie Birtles shook her head at Dazaster crumpled up on her driveway and told him her old man wouldn’t stand for one of her boys being beat up by a P...
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Fryupdale: Contents
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Something in the way you love me won't let me be. I don't want to be your prisoner so baby won't you set me free. Wednesday, 8 February 2012. Marnie Sleightholme was well chuffed when she got the chance to be carnival queen, and she couldn’t give a shit if it was true what folk were saying about her only getting picked because she’d had her right arm ripped off. 4 The Parish News. The Ladies’ Group held a tasting of ten different puddings in the village hall. They were:. Trisha dreamed of being a Playboy...
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Fryupdale: Shiny And New
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Something in the way you love me won't let me be. I don't want to be your prisoner so baby won't you set me free. Wednesday, 8 February 2012. When Debbie first got pregnant we had her going that the bairn would most probably pop out looking like that pervy old codhead off the fishfingers packets. It was our way of taunting her for getting herself knocked up while the fleet was in. Debbie was on and off with Jake Birdsall and the night behind the boat sheds must have been an off night. She could easil...
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Fryupdale: Odd Kirk
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Something in the way you love me won't let me be. I don't want to be your prisoner so baby won't you set me free. Wednesday, 8 February 2012. The way I see it, things started to go wrong the day I got myself in all sorts of trouble fishing for rainbows on Burgess land. It never crossed my mind them rich folk would give two hoots about nowt but a plaggy bag full of rainbows but then I never had no cause to be well up with what goes on in rich folks’ heads. Funny, but it’s not the sight of that lass ...
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Fryupdale: Revelations
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Something in the way you love me won't let me be. I don't want to be your prisoner so baby won't you set me free. Wednesday, 8 February 2012. Debbie Bullock’s mum was as horny as hell till the day she saw a vision of the Virgin Mary scouting up at her from the bottom of a fish and chip tray. Call it divine intervention, whatever. That was the day the shit really started to hit the fan. 8217; I saw it all right. The way it greased out of that tray, I just knew it was going to be trouble. Debbie’s mu...
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Fryupdale: The Parish News
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Something in the way you love me won't let me be. I don't want to be your prisoner so baby won't you set me free. Wednesday, 8 February 2012. The Ladies’ Group held a tasting of ten different puddings in the village hall. They were:. The Aquarist Society held its annual presentation night at the Fox and Rabbit. First prize went to Mr M Smith with an albino guppy. Second prize went to Mr G Williams with a roshai guppy. Third prize went to Mr L Seed with an albino guppy. 8217; Tammy Marsden took a spray ca...
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Fryupdale: Jimbob
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Something in the way you love me won't let me be. I don't want to be your prisoner so baby won't you set me free. Wednesday, 8 February 2012. Jimbob Blakey wasn’t so much given birth to as clambered right out of his mother himself. He weighed in at almost thirteen pounds, came ready-fitted with a shock of fat black hair and a couple of razor teeth. Jimbob liked school. His hair grew back. His arms grew longer. He grew taller, broader. He stood tall as the kids in class six. They tease...For years after, ...
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Fryupdale: To Boldly Go
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Something in the way you love me won't let me be. I don't want to be your prisoner so baby won't you set me free. Wednesday, 8 February 2012. The cops went round more or less every house in the village in turn. Here’s the truth, at least as far as most people saw it:. 8216;I seen the lights,’ said Mary Lomax. ‘I stood there on the front lawn with the wind whipping up. I had that same kind of paralysed feeling, just like the boy said.’. Jody Morgan said, ‘me and Carly, we’re best friends. ...A huffer name...
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Fryupdale: Cow-tipping
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Something in the way you love me won't let me be. I don't want to be your prisoner so baby won't you set me free. Wednesday, 8 February 2012. The sight of all those schoolgirls’ legs unfolding off the buses at just past four o’clock every afternoon is almost enough to shut anybody up, except for Roscoe Williams when he’s got another one of them stupid ideas of his rattling around in his thick old head. So when he starts up with the famous cow-tip shit, I blink my eyes off all those perfect bodies and dri...