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Blather 'Bout Burl: A Body Bag and a Trial
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Because stuff like this should not go without comment. A Body Bag and a Trial. It's Battle-of-the-Sexes, suburbia-style, in The Dinette Set. On the surface, the offenses described here seem like petty grievances. As such the temptation is to dismiss the entire panel as an elaborate set-up for Burl's reversal of the standard toilet seat complaint. That would, after all, follow one standard Dinette Set. Paradigm: over-elaborate setup, disappointing punchline. Involves a body bag and a trial. As Baby Jane's...
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Blather 'Bout Burl: Emergency Services
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Because stuff like this should not go without comment. I have to keep this short today, because I'm off to dial 911. No, not in anticipation of a bloody car-on-Rascal accident. Repeated reading of The Dinette Set. And the attendant forehead smacking, has resulted in fairly severe cranial damage. At any rate, all I will say about this particular vignette is that you can file it under "Conversations no human being has ever had; set in an Escheresque landscape.". 05 November, 2007 08:40. 12 April, 2009 16:04.
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Blather 'Bout Burl: Seven Pumpkins
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Because stuff like this should not go without comment. Is another in a series of desperate attempts. To prove that poor math skills are fertile ground for humor. The net effect, predictably, is to prove the exact opposite. And yet Burl's "No! Still manages to be the strangest part of the panel. Is Donner Farms supposed to be funny? Cannibalism usually is hilarious, of course, but it just doesn't work here. 26 October, 2007 09:01. Jesus, Larson, get your impulses under control! 26 October, 2007 09:04.
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Blather 'Bout Burl: Thanksgiving Sickness
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Because stuff like this should not go without comment. In today's Dinette Set. An unbelievable amount of dialog is used to make the joke, to use that term loosely, that some people call into work sick when (gasp) they are not in fact sick. If we were to assume this was worth any words at all, an assumption I will not grant, surely it could be done with much fewer than this? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Shuttle Bus from Hell. Not to Mention that Septuagenarian Smell. Joe Mathlete Explains Marmaduke.
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Heads On Sticks & Ventriloquists: December 2005
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Heads On Sticks and Ventriloquists. The prodigious writings of a tortured genius. Friday, December 30, 2005. Now usually I don't do this, but go ahead and break 'em on off with a preview of the remix. Now look, man. Enough is enough, man, on the real. I mean, can’t y’all see that I love y’all? No matter what chy’all say to me or try to do to me, I’ma love you anyway. Know what I’m sayin’? What you need to do is let me go on and do this music. Ya’ll know what I’m sayin’? I mean, what I gotta do? Finally, ...
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Michael Matters: June 2010
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Vids and Idears (brought to you by Blueberry Muffin Tops). Monday, June 28, 2010. SHFT - Ban The Bag. Posted by Mikel at Monday, June 28, 2010. Los Feliz/Los Angeles, California, United States. And I'd like to thank Kanye." -Lil' Wayne. View my complete profile. Heads On Sticks and Ventriloquists. THE HAPPENING. THINGS ARE CHANGING, I CAN FEEL IT.
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Michael Matters: October 2006
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Vids and Idears (brought to you by Blueberry Muffin Tops). Monday, October 30, 2006. This is Halloween ( - Stupid Song). At one point in the night, people were unscrewing the lightbulbs inside the train car. The car was nearly pitchblack for exception of the incoming light from the windows. It was in my best interest to climb up onto the baggage rack and stay out of the abyss. It was a warzone my friends. Sippin the milkshake woman. I can honestly say that was the craziest night of my life. And I've ...
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Heads On Sticks & Ventriloquists: April 2006
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Heads On Sticks and Ventriloquists. The prodigious writings of a tortured genius. Thursday, April 27, 2006. Chuck Norris, for instance, won six consecutive. Middleweight Karate world championships from 1968 to 1974. He knew that he could only carry on such a title for so long before his old age got the best of him. He retired in 1974 undefeated. Now he is a legend. Posted by Bill @ 9:58 AM. Monday, April 24, 2006. Where Have All The Singers Gone? Or that sideburn guy from Fall Out Boy. It There's a certa...
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Heads On Sticks & Ventriloquists: June 2006
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Heads On Sticks and Ventriloquists. The prodigious writings of a tortured genius. Friday, June 30, 2006. Yo, these guys. Totally ripped me off. I posted about this months ago. Posted by Bill @ 6:03 PM. Friday, June 23, 2006. The Three Finger Salute. So my friend Jon,. Stumbled across one of the funniest forums ever. It involves discusssion amongst devout Republicans about the stickers on their cars. The forum is here. Or just read the text below. Posted on 07/03/2004 12:05:22 PM PDT. Posted on 07/03/2004...
