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Soy Extranjero. #10 | Barrels of Drunk Monkeys
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Barrels of Drunk Monkeys. Because seriously, you have way too much free time. Soy Extranjero. #10. The polls will be closing at midnight on Wednesday for the guinea pig vote. The little guy is losing 21-19, he’s up against the ropes, so i’m hoping the California vote will get out to the polls. C`MON HIPPIE FRIENDS, I reaaaly don’t want to eat the filthy rat. Here`s the url again if you havn`t voted. (again, no voting twice). Http:/ perpetualharvest.biz/poll.htm. Feed You can leave a response. You are com...
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Soy Extranjero. #11 | Barrels of Drunk Monkeys
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Barrels of Drunk Monkeys. Because seriously, you have way too much free time. Soy Extranjero. #11. I wanted to explore this concept a little more. So I found a fat kid and punched him muaaahahahahaha. Just kidding. I contemplated travel and travel ordeals… Since medical disaster was covered in a previous email, I decided to go with the other biggie: “third world prison cell”. So here it is. I had a ton of fun with this one, so I hope you enjoy. :-). 8221; Yeah. “Do you have any gringos? I walked around a...
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Soy Extranjero. #15 | Barrels of Drunk Monkeys
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Barrels of Drunk Monkeys. Because seriously, you have way too much free time. Soy Extranjero. #15. Quito, Ecuador, is a fairly well-run city by South American standards. The streets are almost-orderly and the buses occasionally on-time. The exception is it’s long-distance bus terminal: which is a complete disaster. I navigated clusters of disorganized ticket counters until I found a bus company advertising Tulcan. World’s highest rate of kidnappings. Everyone told me Cali. I found an internet cafe to che...
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Soy Extranjero. #14 | Barrels of Drunk Monkeys
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Barrels of Drunk Monkeys. Because seriously, you have way too much free time. Soy Extranjero. #14. Esta es Mi Cancíon de Carretera. No hay signos que me diran donde ir. Los encontrare cuando el guia corazon me quiera decir. Las millas del desierto me enfrentan desconocido. Las millas del desierto me enseñan lo que conosco. Escucho cuando mis llantas hablan. Me dicen que el camino es lejos. Les dije vamos derecho y seguro. No podemos equivocarnos, fuimos demasiado lejos. Encontré una chica con ojos verdes.
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Soy Extranjero. #12 | Barrels of Drunk Monkeys
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Barrels of Drunk Monkeys. Because seriously, you have way too much free time. Soy Extranjero. #12. Ok, check this; deep in the Peruvian jungle there’s a frog. The size of a small cantaloupe. It`s a prized delicacy consumed by locals. It’s name, “Hualo” ( ooah’ lo. Comes from the uber-loud whomping sound. Starts at middle-D on treble clef and grunts up to A) it makes. When tourists are trying to sleep in their tents. The best part? Drinking it’s urine makes you hallucinate for 6 days! We traveled in dugou...
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Soy Extranjero. #13 | Barrels of Drunk Monkeys
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Barrels of Drunk Monkeys. Because seriously, you have way too much free time. Soy Extranjero. #13. Bienveniedos a Banco de Credito-Sur America please insert your card, thank you, now enter your PIN… balance inquiry or withdrawel? Enter the amount you would like… thank you, please take your cash, have a nice day. gringo. muahahahaha…. I think anyone who’s traveled South America can bond with me on this rant: getting change is hell. It’s maddening, it’s bizarre, it’s outright di...Easy, they won’t se...
