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Life after FMS: October 2007
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Monday, October 15, 2007. Its been long since ive made the last post and yeah, there are a bunch of people trying to make it to this post.But like the saying goes, only the weirdos survive. Here continues the list:. 5 What do you call a cubicle that moves? Do let me know if we can stop this from achieving epidemic proportions. Some suggestions are:. 2 Ensure that a softy is in the lift. Or use your god given bowels. 3 Play James Blunt! Take your mobile and start speaking the exact same or opposite(depend...
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Life after FMS: February 2007
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Tuesday, February 20, 2007. 10 things I get to do at dalmiapuram. Agent Name: Crazy Fool. Mission: Avoid drowning in the coal swamps and survive without human contact. Reward: Will be sent back to civilization dirtier but wiser. The reason I chose such a suicidal mission was that I dint realize the suicideness factor in the assignment. Things you must ask your manager before you get deported:. 1 Does the client work on Saturdays? 2 Do you work on Sundays? 3 How many hours are there in a day? Why I decide...
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Life after FMS: September 2006
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Tuesday, September 26, 2006. Guy: Honey.Im broke, jobless and do not have a roof over my head. Gal: Dont worry. I still love you and i love you all the more now for telling the truth. Guy: Honey. I lied to you. Im rich, have my own company and a big condo. Gal: [speechless and overjoyed]. Wellthere is nothing like happy endings and there is nothing called happy ending.Atleast on the job.On my job! Posted by prad at 4:01 AM. Wednesday, September 20, 2006. Life of a Konsultant. Courtesy - Scott Adams.
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Life after FMS: December 2006
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Tuesday, December 12, 2006. The above is anything but apt for the current scenario in the Indian Aviation sector. As a to-be MBA, the dude with dreams in his eyes looks forward to flying biz class and rub shoulders with the doyens of corporate india. But with the current revolution in the industry and with the mantra of providing highest value to the customer(which means lower cost! Especially for travel), the MBA ends up rubbing shoulders with the who's this? Part II to continue. Blore, Ktaka, India.
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Life after FMS: July 2006
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Monday, July 17, 2006. Wellthere is not much of the above in my office! But then life seemed to be straight out of the movie for the first one month or so.Go to office.ask the manager if there is any work(which obviously was getting erased from the dictionary bit by bit) and then browse endlessly until the network administrator decides that you've had too much fun! Posted by prad at 11:13 PM. Tuesday, July 11, 2006. Posted by prad at 10:51 PM. Posted by prad at 2:49 AM. Blore, Ktaka, India.
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Life after FMS: June 2007
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Friday, June 22, 2007. Warning:Reading the following post could save your life. From being a half-realistic and completely impractical consultant with a satiric view on life, ive turned into a angelic angel who will give you tips to navigate on this journey of life without encountering fatal realities. All you need to do is avoid the following groups of homo/hetero sapiens:. 1 This one is for the health freaks. And this is the one that saves me on a regular basis. No sir a few more mm"."are you ok?
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Life after FMS: January 2007
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Tuesday, January 09, 2007. YupBeen there and got stranded! As i sit here with a vantage view of the city surfing the new broadband at speeds that do not allow one to even scratch, i am taken back two weeks when things very different.Infact very different. And so i finally sent a mail to the client and copied my official mail-id on that. But by that time the sun had set and the client had left. This was the closest i had come to fatherhood and death - on the same day. Posted by prad at 2:23 AM.
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Life after FMS: November 2006
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Saturday, November 04, 2006. From the frying pan into the fire. Have you heard of somebody who was looking to leave cool, temperate bangalore and go to hot and spicy city of chennai in ammaland? I think ive seen it all now. Posted by prad at 10:16 AM. Blore, Ktaka, India. View my complete profile. Warning:Reading the following post could save your. 10 things I get to do at dalmiapuram. From the frying pan into the fire. Save Little Wonder Aditya. Truths of Office Life.
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Life after FMS: May 2007
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Tuesday, May 15, 2007. It is a topic that piques some of the 'brilliant minds' in management theory but it completely pisses me off! After my first intracity client visit in a long time, i made the mistake of not thinking about change management. And yes, i got conned two bucks and lost some self-esteem early in the morning. Ever since then, i have built up reserves of change that would put even the RBI's collection of Forex to shame. My 2Rs on the topic? Posted by prad at 3:22 AM. Blore, Ktaka, India.
