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Legolas, prince of Mirkwood: December 2005
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Legolas, prince of Mirkwood. Wednesday, December 21, 2005. I'm making a list. Since Aragorn published his Christmas list, I decided to put mine on here too:. Aragorn-an Aragorn action figure (anything else you want? Gandalf-a new doorknob (his old one broke). Merry-a Rohan soldier's helmet that actually fits his head. Frodo-a membership cupon to the one ring anonymous (it will help you with your problem). Sam-some herbs and stewed rabbit. Gimli-some multi-colored post-it notes. Eowen-a new leather jacket.
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Legolas, prince of Mirkwood: Attack of the cows
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Legolas, prince of Mirkwood. Saturday, August 05, 2006. Attack of the cows. The cows are attacking! The cows are attacking! They've been breeding an army-. And now they're attacking Minas Tirith! Yes, Gandalf run! Even you are no match for these hell bovines! And then, uh.hmm.next a, uh.oh I know! Next an epic battle begins when the brave soldiers of Gondor rush to defend their home! And it is there waiting for them that lurks.wait, there.waiting.does that sentence make any sense? Find out next week!
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Legolas, prince of Mirkwood: February 2006
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Legolas, prince of Mirkwood. Friday, February 17, 2006. I am starting a Lord of the Rings team blog. Any LOTR blogger wishing to join is welcome to, just leave your E-mail in a comment on this post and you will recieve an invite. We also need more LOTR blogs. There is a Gollum blog now,:. Http:/ myprecious179.blogspot.com. Posted by Legolas @ 4:07 PM. Friday, February 10, 2006. I asked."You stole my treasure map! He handed me a piece of paper:. This is a real map though! I'm going to find the treasure!
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Legolas, prince of Mirkwood
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Legolas, prince of Mirkwood. Thursday, July 20, 2006. Wow, has it really been almost a month? Well, I got home yesterday from my much needed vacation in Rivendell. Staying with the Elves is nice, but they all talk weird and kind of have that old people smell-oh wait, I'm an Elf! Sam, why are you digging all these holes? So I can plant the seeds to grow by the winter harvest.". What are you planting, exactly? Ok, I won't even ask. And why are you going to harvest them in winter? At this, I gave up and wal...
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Legolas, prince of Mirkwood: April 2006
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Legolas, prince of Mirkwood. Sunday, April 16, 2006. Slumber party at Aragorn's (sort of). Last night me and Pippin went over to Aragorn's house for a sleepover. I got there around 5:30 and Pip got there about 6:00. We ordered some of that Gondorian pizza and it was pretty good. Then we drank a. Then Arwen came home. As soon as the door opened, all we could hear was Arwen screaming in rage. "Aragorn! GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW! Arwen:"Look at this mess! This is a discrase! For the rest of the evening. If ...
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Legolas, prince of Mirkwood: Slumber party at Aragorn's (sort of)
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Legolas, prince of Mirkwood. Sunday, April 16, 2006. Slumber party at Aragorn's (sort of). Last night me and Pippin went over to Aragorn's house for a sleepover. I got there around 5:30 and Pip got there about 6:00. We ordered some of that Gondorian pizza and it was pretty good. Then we drank a. Then Arwen came home. As soon as the door opened, all we could hear was Arwen screaming in rage. "Aragorn! GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW! Arwen:"Look at this mess! This is a discrase! For the rest of the evening. If ...
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Legolas, prince of Mirkwood: November 2005
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Legolas, prince of Mirkwood. Saturday, November 26, 2005. Bye Bye, Borimir. Man Borimir died a couple days ago and it really sucks. Now I only have Aragorn and Gimli to talk to and they're weird. Aragorn is always off in his freakishly retarted little LA LA unicorn land all the time, and Gimli just won't stop bitching about how tired and hungry he is. I'm worried about Aragorn, though. I think he's on drugs. Posted by Legolas @ 8:58 PM. Friday, November 25, 2005. Posted by Legolas @ 10:54 PM. Well, I go.
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Legolas, prince of Mirkwood: Pipe with Pip
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Legolas, prince of Mirkwood. Friday, June 23, 2006. The other day Pippin and I decided to smoke our pipes. We were smoking for about an hour when I said,"Hey, let's go mess with people! Ok," he said. First cam Sam's house. Remembering the joke that was played on him in the winter we decided to fill his room with a bunch of snow. But then we realized it was the middle of June, so we poured melted snow in his house. Next was Frodo's house. So we bought a bunch of pepperoni and stuck it to his windows.
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Legolas, prince of Mirkwood: Attack of the Cows: Part Two
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Legolas, prince of Mirkwood. Saturday, August 26, 2006. Attack of the Cows: Part Two. We join our hero, Pippin, in Minas Tirith, which has been wheeled into a giant warehouse. Suddenly, over a loudspeaker, the cow king speaks to the surviving defenders of Gondor:. Attention K-mart shoppers, frisbees are on sale in the sporting goods section for only $1.99. Now kill the remaining humans in this pitiful city. The Cows began rushing upward to finish off our hero and his companions. Like Boromir. Legolas, ar...
