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STIFF in the News - Smart Ass. Let me start by apologizing for the long hiatus. I do have a good reason: I was moving. We've purchased our first home; a condo on the Southside. It's quite nice, and I'll hopefully be providing details soon. But for today, I'd like to begin a new installment called . STIFF (Stuff That Is Fucking Funny) in the News. Operation removes lightbulb from anus. Thursday June 29, 2006. MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters). This is what happens when a smart-ass gets an idea. Mohammad, who is ...
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Paws for Thought :: take the time
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Cause what I'm doin', I'm doin' for you. So I stumbled upon a new television channel today. With nearly 800 satellite channels, there are several I have never, and will never, watch. But this one gave me pause: G4, channel 354. Understand, my husband is a self-proclaimed "ginormous" Star Trek fan. Me? Not so much. But I wanted to earn cool points in his book, even if I got negative points in my own. So I told him about my new-found Star Trek gold mine. This is what caught my eye:. Star Trek 2.0. I'm maki...
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You think you know, but you have no idea: June 2006
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You think you know, but you have no idea. Brought to you by the letter S and the number 13. Friday, June 30, 2006. I recently got a new Ipod. I am not very mechanically inclined, which is funny cause my father is like this rocket scientist, mechanical engineer man he could out MacGyver MacGyver. You know when they say apples don't fall far from the tree? Well I guess in this case, this apple must have hit some slippery grass and rolled over the to orange groves. Posted by Melis @ 9:01 AM. An apple a day.
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Paws for Thought :: take the time
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Yesterday afternoon sucked . bigtime. And left me in a quandary. Don't give it to me at say, noon, right before lunch. If you need me to take it, say so first thing in the morning. So, back to our story . Dick drops his shit on me about 30 minutes before I'm leaving for lunch. He pops his head over the cube wall and says, "Does that offer still stand? I so wanted to go Whack-a-Mole on his ass and pop him in the head. "You've got to be kidding! So I took it. So here's the rest of the afternoon:. It's in p...
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Paws for Thought :: take the time
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STIFF in the News - World Cup Madness. I know I'm a little behind on this, but I felt these were still worth sharing. Besides the insane headbutting and general soccer hooligan shenanigans, here are some other weird things that confirm my belief that soccer can make otherwise sane people flippin' crazy. Here you have it, more STIFF in the News. Man pulls TV from house fire to watch soccer. Thursday June 29, 2006. When the neighbors shouted 'fire! The anti-social timing of the matches broadcast from Germa...
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Paws for Thought :: take the time
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Give the gift of music. I wish I could take the credit for discovering this. I was in the car today, talking with a friend of mine who told me about this magical toy that even Santa's naughtiest elves won't make. Initial reaction: Marketing GENIUS! I bet Apple wishes. Or as the company calls them, acsexories). So this is my gift to you. No, not the vibrator you sick little monkey - the gift of a good laugh. Posted by beaner dog at 6:27 PM. 0 had something to say. Jacksonville, Florida, United States.
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More Junk from Maki: It's as good an excuse as any.
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Thursday, July 12, 2007. It's as good an excuse as any. Yes, I am still alive. Yes, I know you're shocked. I'd like to say I've been living the life of privilege, but well, actually I kinda have. Maybe for a day or so. Sucks to be the rest of you that day, huh? People who have been tagged are required to reveal eight facts about themselves and to post and obey the following rules:. 1 We have to post these rules before we give you the facts. 2 Players start with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
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More Junk from Maki: If I were gay, I'd totally be Jude Law.
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Saturday, March 26, 2005. If I were gay, I'd totally be Jude Law. What brings this on? Two separate guys checking me out at the Ale House tonight. I'd say that maybe it's an Orlando thing, since I'm stuck in the land of horrendous traffic for yet another weekend, but it's not just that. It happened on the Casbah night. As well. As we were leaving, some guy asked Matt. They grudgingly come over and charge me double the going rate, all the while reminding me about the "no touching" rule, even though I've k...