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I Sold My Soul to Microsoft. Tuesday, 21 December 2010. Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25. There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't. Infinite mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a pint. The second orders half a pint. The third orders a quarter pint. The fourth orders an eighth of a pint. the fifth orders a sixteenth of a pint. The barman sighs, and pours two pints. A physicist, an engineer a...

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I Sold My Soul to Microsoft. Tuesday, 21 December 2010. Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25. There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't. Infinite mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a pint. The second orders half a pint. The third orders a quarter pint. The fourth orders an eighth of a pint. the fifth orders a sixteenth of a pint. The barman sighs, and pours two pints. A physicist, an engineer a...

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I Sold My Soul to Microsoft: URL Routing Niggles

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I Sold My Soul to Microsoft. Friday, 19 February 2010. I've been playing with URL re-routing in Web Forms recently. Although originally supplied as part of the MVC framework the classes can now be used in standard web forms so you can have nice, neat, copy-and-paste friendly, search engine optimised URLs in your web forms application. The basics of how to do this are well documented, so I won't bore you with them. If you don't know how it's done, I'll let 4-Guys. Optional and Extensible Parameters. Repor...

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I Sold My Soul to Microsoft: Date Conversions in SQL

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I Sold My Soul to Microsoft. Tuesday, 31 March 2009. Date Conversions in SQL. Does what it says on the tin. I find this a particularly handy trick to know when trying to copy and paste SQL data from Query Analyser into Excel, because the default date/time format causes Excel to scramble the dates into nonsense. Anyway, on with the show. CONVERT(CHAR(19),GETDATE() - gives 31 March 2003 11:19. CONVERT(CHAR(11),GETDATE(),106) - gives 31 March 2003. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Date Conversions in SQL.

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I Sold My Soul to Microsoft: February 2010

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I Sold My Soul to Microsoft. Friday, 19 February 2010. I've been playing with URL re-routing in Web Forms recently. Although originally supplied as part of the MVC framework the classes can now be used in standard web forms so you can have nice, neat, copy-and-paste friendly, search engine optimised URLs in your web forms application. The basics of how to do this are well documented, so I won't bore you with them. If you don't know how it's done, I'll let 4-Guys. Optional and Extensible Parameters. Repor...

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I Sold My Soul to Microsoft: Favourite Geek Jokes

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I Sold My Soul to Microsoft. Tuesday, 21 December 2010. Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25. There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't. Infinite mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a pint. The second orders half a pint. The third orders a quarter pint. The fourth orders an eighth of a pint. the fifth orders a sixteenth of a pint. The barman sighs, and pours two pints. A physicist, an engineer a...

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I Sold My Soul to Microsoft: Quey across a join in nHibernate

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I Sold My Soul to Microsoft. Friday, 12 February 2010. Quey across a join in nHibernate. My god, I don't think I've ever come across any framework with quite such a poor popularity-to-documentation framework as Fluent nHibernate. Everyone is using it, but no one writes down how. SELECT * from product p. Inner join sku s on s.id = p.id. WHERE p.Name like '%widget%'. OR sSkuCode like '%wd %'. Dim results As ArrayList = session.CreateCriteria(Of DataTransferObjects.Product). Certainly not the way I'd expect...

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