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The Hard Times of Joseph McCrumble: February 2009
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The Hard Times of Joseph McCrumble. Saturday, February 21, 2009. Because I believe that someone out there might recognise my distress as genuine, recognise the latent talent that lives and breathes below my jaded skin, and perhaps even act as patron for the re-establishment of the Cumbernauld Instiute of Parasitology. Failing that, maybe they'll just let me tutor their kids in A level biology. It would be a start. That's right, me. Where is the jail? China Boss. Can you help me get out of here? There end...
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The Hard Times of Joseph McCrumble: September 2011
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The Hard Times of Joseph McCrumble. Friday, September 02, 2011. Oh my Who would have thought it? Am I about to be rehabilitated? My hands tremble slightly as I write this message. For so long has my dream to bring parasitology to the public been thwarted. For so long have I been consigned to living anonymously, keeping hidden all my ambitions, squandering my talents, looking forlornly out over the public engagement landscape and wondering - will my time ever come? For the rest of their lives.
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The Hard Times of Joseph McCrumble: February 2010
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The Hard Times of Joseph McCrumble. Saturday, February 06, 2010. He said breezily as if struck by a good idea. 'Stand Up for Africa. Have it in stock at their website. We just have to tell people not to but the book through Amazon, Blackwells or any other retailer. That way the royalties go straight to the charity. OK? Sure, Mark', I replied. 'So how are you doing these days - it's been a long time since you were in touch. I thought you maybe forgot about us.'. I squawked. 'I can't. Links to this post.
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The Hard Times of Joseph McCrumble: On the stage!
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The Hard Times of Joseph McCrumble. Friday, September 02, 2011. Oh my Who would have thought it? Am I about to be rehabilitated? My hands tremble slightly as I write this message. For so long has my dream to bring parasitology to the public been thwarted. For so long have I been consigned to living anonymously, keeping hidden all my ambitions, squandering my talents, looking forlornly out over the public engagement landscape and wondering - will my time ever come? For the rest of their lives.
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The Hard Times of Joseph McCrumble: Wan Ton Soup
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The Hard Times of Joseph McCrumble. Saturday, February 21, 2009. Because I believe that someone out there might recognise my distress as genuine, recognise the latent talent that lives and breathes below my jaded skin, and perhaps even act as patron for the re-establishment of the Cumbernauld Instiute of Parasitology. Failing that, maybe they'll just let me tutor their kids in A level biology. It would be a start. That's right, me. Where is the jail? China Boss. Can you help me get out of here? There end...
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The Hard Times of Joseph McCrumble: teenage angst
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The Hard Times of Joseph McCrumble. Thursday, March 05, 2009. What are you on about? I asked in alarm that my son had become suddenly so mobid. I'm just stating the obvious, you can't deny it's true. Go on, try.', he challenged. Hard as I might, I could offer no reposte. 'Are you thinking upon your own mortality? I asked instead, trying to understand where the idea of acting this way had emerged. And for two, haven't you noticed you've been shuffling around talking to yourself lately? Dr Wolfson - Denise...
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The Hard Times of Joseph McCrumble: March 2009
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The Hard Times of Joseph McCrumble. Thursday, March 05, 2009. What are you on about? I asked in alarm that my son had become suddenly so mobid. I'm just stating the obvious, you can't deny it's true. Go on, try.', he challenged. Hard as I might, I could offer no reposte. 'Are you thinking upon your own mortality? I asked instead, trying to understand where the idea of acting this way had emerged. And for two, haven't you noticed you've been shuffling around talking to yourself lately? Links to this post.
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The Hard Times of Joseph McCrumble: publishing disaster
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The Hard Times of Joseph McCrumble. Saturday, February 06, 2010. He said breezily as if struck by a good idea. 'Stand Up for Africa. Have it in stock at their website. We just have to tell people not to but the book through Amazon, Blackwells or any other retailer. That way the royalties go straight to the charity. OK? Sure, Mark', I replied. 'So how are you doing these days - it's been a long time since you were in touch. I thought you maybe forgot about us.'. I squawked. 'I can't. Being a parasitologis...
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The Hard Times of Joseph McCrumble: March 2010
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The Hard Times of Joseph McCrumble. Tuesday, March 23, 2010. Another call from my marketing manager - Dr Mark Booth. The other day. He sounded upbeat."Hey Joseph, you'll never guess! I'm sure I won't, so just come straight out with it, Mark", I replied flatly. His enthusiasm before the facts sometimes gets to me. OK, well basically it goes like this - the British Society for Parasitology. Is having their annual conference at the end of March at Cardiff University. Huh, surely.". He shouted farewell as he...
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The Hard Times of Joseph McCrumble: January 2009
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The Hard Times of Joseph McCrumble. Tuesday, January 27, 2009. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). My Name is Joseph McCrumble. I am a scientist and artist, married to Dolores, father to twins (X and Y), and a newborn son (No.3). This is my attempt to bring my science and art to the wider world. Please do not judge me harshly. View my complete profile. Buy it now - 50% of the cover price goes to aid projects in Africa. Moose and his muffin. Say no to Crack. The Emancipation of Dolores.
