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HOW TO BE A NEW YORKER. Newer posts →. 1 January 2009 · 3:36 pm. New Year, New Post. Happy New Year, faithful reader! If everyone on this pedicab is as happy as I think they are, that must mean that everyone not on a pedicab is miserable and lonely and hates their life. Please. I-see-what-you-did-there, you sick bastard. The childish games of the Chinese Olympic gymnastics team. Juveniles. Shawn Johnson is so above this. Instant win, all year round! 9 September 2008 · 10:43 pm. I would have taken a pictu...
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Change Is Gonna Come. That’s What She Said. | HOW TO BE A NEW YORKER.
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HOW TO BE A NEW YORKER. Step 3: Be a Creeper. Bed Bugs: The Al-Qaeda of Insects →. 21 July 2011 · 3:22 pm. Change Is Gonna Come. That’s What She Said. Instead of a fakepartment. I’m sitting in a. French for “a desk in a hallway.” Rather than procrastinating graduate work, I’m on my lunch break weighing the health risks of a back alley Financial District quickie manicure. Well, hello. It’s been awhile. While staying completely unfazed by bizarre things. Tagged as New Start. Step 3: Be a Creeper. I’m...
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A Confluence of Tragedies | HOW TO BE A NEW YORKER.
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HOW TO BE A NEW YORKER. Bed Bugs: The Al-Qaeda of Insects. 25 October 2011 · 3:20 pm. A Confluence of Tragedies. I don’t know, really. Sitting on the kitchen floor, my sister and I watched, in real time, how our vernacular changed. Ground Zero. September 11. And 9/11. Nine One One for a brief period, until broadcasters realized it was too cliché. Al Quaeda. Bin Laden. Terrorism. United We Stand. In a day, these words and phrases were integrated into American culture. 9/11 Memorial, South Tower. Underneat...
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Bed Bugs: The Al-Qaeda of Insects | HOW TO BE A NEW YORKER.
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HOW TO BE A NEW YORKER. Change Is Gonna Come. That’s What She Said. A Confluence of Tragedies →. 12 August 2011 · 12:00 am. Bed Bugs: The Al-Qaeda of Insects. Here’s a fun riddle! Q: What’s tiny, parasitic, and ruins lives in a matter of weeks? My latest and most paralyzing fear is bed bugs. Do you have these bites that look like this? They are BED BUG BITES. You and your bites are not welcome here! Fast forward a few years, and these pests are now infiltrating my beloved city in record numbers, leaving ...