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The Klonopin Chronicles: 500 Words, Day 22 - Hashtag Heaven

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Wednesday, June 10, 2015. 500 Words, Day 22 - Hashtag Heaven. The bad news: Anne Lamott fucked up today. The good news: I have rediscovered Twitter. Again. The bad news: I’m out of popcorn. The good news: I’m on Atkins so no carbs. My love for and obsession with social media is ironic. I saw the Anne Lamott debacle unfolding and my thought was, “Oh good, 500 words will write themselves tonight.” It’s like a snow day for blogging. Does it really matter what the flap is about? Shit like this go down. My mi...

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The NotsoSuperMom: Author, Author!

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April 21, 2012. Now, I have at times specifically wanted to be a novelist, a playwright, and I briefly flirted with the idea of journalism. I imagined that I would write wonderful short stories for magazines and be "Published." These specific writing jobs never materialized, and there really is no job title for someone who furiously scribbles poetic rants on napkins. It really is it's own job all by itself.). When blogging became de rigueur. The other problem was that I couldn't imagine that anyone would...

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The Klonopin Chronicles: 500 Words, Day 18 -- Round and Round and Round We Spin

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Saturday, June 6, 2015. 500 Words, Day 18 - Round and Round and Round We Spin. Your daughter is bringing her feral, drug-dealing boyfriend home to sleep with him in your house. Do something! She mentally pounded him with her fists. And he would tell her to do something herself, if she felt so strongly about it. She left him to clean up the filthy mess she had allowed him to make. And came back to clean it up when she saw that he would not. Posted by Mina Klonopina. June 6, 2015 at 11:30 AM. 500 Words, Da...

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The Klonopin Chronicles: 500 Words, Day 23 -- The Twitter

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Thursday, June 11, 2015. 500 Words, Day 23 - The Twitter. So I’m taking another stab at The Twitter. (Follow me! Well, no, there’s no exclamation point, it’s just @KlonnieChron with no punctuation or anything. A Twitter handle, that’s what it’s called right? I’ll buy it. Same thing with Twitter. Neil Patrick Harris? Fuck and yes. Boom, following. What do you mean, it’s not really Neil Patrick Harris? That’s his photo. RIGHT THERE. #what. But even weirder is 900 people follow me. How did THAT happen?

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The Klonopin Chronicles: 500 Words, Day 21 - Kitchen Work

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Wednesday, June 10, 2015. 500 Words, Day 21 - Kitchen Work. As she moves around the kitchen, she feels the inevitable tears welling, and she stops to consider this, to pay attention. What is happening right now that is prompting this sad, familiar overwhelm? Everything in general, nothing in particular. But no, stand still, notice. What is this really about, this time? Posted by Mina Klonopina. June 10, 2015 at 7:11 AM. June 10, 2015 at 9:35 PM. December 21, 2015 at 4:41 AM. All About Me: Yes. It&#46...

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The Klonopin Chronicles: #TextsFromMom

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Saturday, May 9, 2015. Yeah I should probably stay off the internet this weekend. What will my kids say about me, as adults, on Mother's Day, when they look back? Will my daughters think of our relationship as the tightest bond they've ever known? Or will I be the bane of the stories they will tell? Oh my god my mother. Horrible, mean, angry, hypocritical, manipulative. She made Dad miserable. She ruined our lives. Who waits for a child to start behaving like an adult? The child in question is 22 years o...

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Martha Stewart Doesn't Live Here: Fat girls are old....

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Martha Stewart Doesn't Live Here. Friday, May 8, 2015. Fat girls are old. These palm trees on my bewbs are so sexy! Also, I'm not actually fat- I just play. A fat model in sales ads.). Who designs this crap? Skinny bitches with a bone to pick? Asshole men who think it's funny to see fat girls wear old lady's clothes? I'm so over this. If I could sew my own shit, I totally would. Why can't they make the cute skinny girl clothes in bigger sizes? I'm fed up with fat girl clothes. Yes, I do.). Dina Marie A P...

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The NotsoSuperMom: April 2015

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April 26, 2015. Listen To Your Mother Lehigh Valley 2015. Today I had the honor of being on stage. With a fabulous group of writers as part of a nationwide series of live readings about motherhood. Some pieces are heartfelt, some pieces are funny. Most, like life- and motherhood- -are a little of both. Some of us wrote pieces to audition with and others pulled from past work and found appropriate pieces that we had already written. My piece. Every Single. Day. I found myself crying. I cried that cry that...

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The NotsoSuperMom: July 2015

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July 30, 2015. I hate bedtime. I didn't used to hate it. My older two children always went to bed without much fanfare. No whining, no last-minute requests for drinks. There was bath time, a story, tooth brushing and hugs and kisses. I never realized how spoiled I was then. The Bedtime Circus here isn't fun or entertaining for me. Every night I get intensely (and probably unreasonably) frustrated that it is not as simple as it once was and I loathe it's inescapable occurrence. I often feel an unb...It be...