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Well, That Was Random . . . .: November 2007
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Well, That Was Random . . . . Wednesday, November 28, 2007. It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like . . . Late November? Isn't November 28 a little friggin' early to air "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"? Do I walk alone in this belief? Links to this post. Labels: Misanthropes Guide To Movies. Monday, November 19, 2007. Welcome To Procrastination Station! May I See Your Ticket? I'm super excited because for once I'm getting prepared ahead of time! Links to this post. Sunday, November 18, 2007. Depends on the da...
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Well, That Was Random . . . .: March 2008
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Well, That Was Random . . . . Wednesday, March 26, 2008. Anon's Post As Requested. Oh Captain, My Captain! I have been asked to write about the "typical teenager". But I don't know that I've ever met a typical teenager. I've met and/or gone to school with plenty of stereotypical teens. Like, for instance, the captain of the football team type. We had one of those. Well, he wore pancake makeup, work boots and short shorts so, I don't know, maybe? Links to this post. Monday, March 24, 2008. Unless you̵...
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Well, That Was Random . . . .: October 2007
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Well, That Was Random . . . . Wednesday, October 31, 2007. There are three rules for writing the novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. NANOWRIMO (National Novel Writing Month) begins at midnight. Oh, yeah, baby! Now that the bravado is out of the way I think it's safe to tell you that I have no ideas. None. Not a one. Niente. Nada. Zip and DooDa. I'm sure that will pass. Right? Anyway. Moving on. Links to this post. Wednesday, October 24, 2007. The Misanthrope Goes To The Movies. Probably not...
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Well, That Was Random . . . .: June 2008
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Well, That Was Random . . . . Monday, June 23, 2008. Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist." - George Carlin. This is the first comedy album I ever listened to. I can probably still recite most of it. That's all I have to say about that. I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work." George Carlin. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section? Links to this post. I went to...
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Well, That Was Random . . . .: July 2008
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Well, That Was Random . . . . Thursday, July 31, 2008. Memories Are Made Of This. When I was little I used to throw up every Christmas Eve. I would appear, of course, perfectly calm and blasé. I behaved as if it was any other ordinary day. But inside? Oh, Lord. On the inside I was dying. After all, I’d been watched, all year, by some old fat guy with a beard. He knew when I was sleeping. He knew when I was awake. He knew if I’d been bad or good, for goodness’ sake! Was that enough to black list me? You M...
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Well, That Was Random . . . .: "Perfection Is Intensely Annoying." - Hugh Laurie
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Well, That Was Random . . . . Tuesday, March 23, 2010. Perfection Is Intensely Annoying." - Hugh Laurie. I don’t blog enough. I know. . . I know. . . I know! But, you should know that when people point this out to me it only hurts you, the reader. Why? Because you know what you get now. You all know what time it is, boys and girls. Say it with me…. Stream of Consciousness Time With Fury (insert theme song of your choosing)! Dumb That’s why. Why did I decide not to ingest caffeine anymore? I get tired at ...
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Well, That Was Random . . . .: The Spider That Wouldn't Die
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Well, That Was Random . . . . Thursday, July 1, 2010. The Spider That Wouldn't Die. I have feared spiders since birth. Well, maybe not birth. I was a trifle busy that day. But sometime after that I found out that there were spiders. I realized on my own that they were evil. Works, if you will, of Beelzebub, Satan, The Dark One Who Lives Below. What greeted my mother’s panicked eyes? No idea. I just knew.), raised my arm and…THWACK! The magazine came down on the spider with all the miniscule strength in m...
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Well, That Was Random . . . .: July 2007
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Well, That Was Random . . . . Friday, July 27, 2007. This is what funny looks like. Don't forget to vote. It's right there on the screen. PS? It's the funny button not the other. I throw that in just in case you're stoned. Http:/ www.funnyordie.com/videos/6d184aa866. Links to this post. Thursday, July 26, 2007. Gimmee Some Sugah', Baby! I just got back from the grocery store. I love driving. You see the most interesting things. Hmmmmit's a tough one.This will take some ti- -OH! Links to this post. NOTE: ...