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Got Schpilkes?: May 2008

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Thursday, May 29, 2008. Stonehenge was used as burial grounds. Read more. Sunday, May 25, 2008. Or might it be over the top theatrics or the gyrating dancers bouncing from one end of the stage to the other like wasps chasing and retreating, soaring and falling, tumbling and.skating? Has a 75 year old man angrily rapping and scratching an old Victrola while the band of middle aged men wail traditional sounding music to a bunch of half naked dancing young women) . Performing Pirates of the Sea. Wednesday, ...

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Got Schpilkes?: September 2008

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Tuesday, September 30, 2008. Friday, September 26, 2008. Turns out that my bank, Washington Mutual has been seized by the government and absorbed by JP Morgan Chase. It's all very strange karma. I was at Chase bank in the early 90s and then switched to Chemical Bank. I think? Then Chemical became Wamu. I'm confused. I'm reading that Chase became Chemical, but then Chemical became Chase again. When did Wamu take Chemical or was I dreaming. Now Wamu/Chemical/Chase is all JP Morgan Chase. Hvorfor kan jeg ik...

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Got Schpilkes?: Elmo centrism - Why Sesamgade disappoints me.

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Monday, November 16, 2009. Elmo centrism - Why Sesamgade disappoints me. It started gradually in the 70s when the little red baby monster was a nobody extra. Then from the mid 80s and on, with his cute squeeze-toy voice, Elmo rose to great power. The following episodes were not very different. All of that said, after the first screening my daughters were laughing and singing. Elmo managed a familiar Danish song in that irresistible-to-a-child voice and Ray Bolger-esque clumsy dance style that tickled...

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Got Schpilkes?: November 2009

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Monday, November 16, 2009. Elmo centrism - Why Sesamgade disappoints me. It started gradually in the 70s when the little red baby monster was a nobody extra. Then from the mid 80s and on, with his cute squeeze-toy voice, Elmo rose to great power. The following episodes were not very different. All of that said, after the first screening my daughters were laughing and singing. Elmo managed a familiar Danish song in that irresistible-to-a-child voice and Ray Bolger-esque clumsy dance style that tickled...

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Got Schpilkes?: Loud keys and thundering epiphanies

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Friday, October 17, 2008. Loud keys and thundering epiphanies. So I'm at the doctor's office yesterday when I notice a thundering and repetitive sound behind me. It's the heavy fingered typing of the receptionist. She's banging against the keys in a slow and sporadic rhythm. Hunt and peck punctuated with anger. Perhaps she has magnets in her fingertips, which are drawn like anti-gravity boots to the old, metal keys. Might it have to do with the oat soup I've been ingesting? October 21, 2008 at 1:15 AM.

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Got Schpilkes?: November 2008

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Monday, November 17, 2008. Actual rainbow shot 2 days ago. The post was written a month ago. I think I sprained my ankle. I was coming down a grated step from my daughter's school and my foot got caught forcing my ankle to twist. I could have gone with it, but I was holding my non-school-age daughter and I didn't want to drop her. Who says my parental instincts are not sharp? I wonder if Sasquatch (is that also used for the plural? Any thoughts on Autumn? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Moon Blog for Jews.

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Got Schpilkes?: August 2008

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Saturday, August 9, 2008. A night in Vesterbro. Monday, August 4, 2008. Imaginary space and telecommunication. I have a gripe with the telecommunication companies of Denmark. The painting above pretty much sums up my feelings. They appear to provide service, but under the service, the lines lead to nothing:. Call to Telia: . Me: "I'm interested in a data plan.". Telia: "A data wha? Me: "a data plan, like the one described on your webpage". Telia: "hold on.". Telia: "sorry we're out of that product.".

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Got Schpilkes?: October 2010

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Sunday, October 31, 2010. Live at The Dubliner, Copenhagen - 14 October 2010. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. Enter your email address:. Grannie panties and more. Hvorfor kan jeg ikke tale dansk? Jill the Mighty a.k.a. Thirty Eight plus two. M's pathetic expat blog:). Melissa Maples in Turkey. Moon Blog for Jews.

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Got Schpilkes?: July 2008

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Friday, July 11, 2008. It's happening. It's been over 3 years, but it's happening. The mechanical strain of starting over, like going for a run after 3 years of sitting on my ass. Stubborn bouts of shit, avoidance and frustration has turned into flow. Just in time. Wednesday, July 9, 2008. Click on the pic to download pdf version. Sunday, July 6, 2008. I have a severe grass allergy. Trees, bushes, Formaldehyde, dust mites, cat dander.and who knows what else. Allow me to describe where I live:.

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Got Schpilkes?: Health records

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Sunday, October 19, 2008. I just read an interesting article in the New York Times. Here's my take on all the secrecy:. Theory one: Obama is the savior so there's no need to pry further. He will remain in perfect health until the end of the world. He just doesn't want to cause a stir. A blood test made public would reveal his true identity. Theory four: Obama is from Atlantis. Checking for webbed feet and gills would surely give the right wing conservatives a field day. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).