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Talkin' Smack w/ Zak Attack: January 2012
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I am Zak. This is my Blog. I think it's funny, so you don't have to (but you can if you want). Tuesday, January 3, 2012. That Was An Overreaction. Seriously though, think back. How many times in recent memory were we all going to die? What is wrong with this country? Me: Hey, what's up? Friend: Nothing, just watching Spongebob. Magnificent. There are no words. All this overreacting, I feel, is bad for society. If it doesn't stop WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE. Posted by Zak Attack. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Talkin' Smack w/ Zak Attack: February 2012
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I am Zak. This is my Blog. I think it's funny, so you don't have to (but you can if you want). Saturday, February 11, 2012. Oh hey, look. I finally updated my layout. Sorry it's blurry-ish. At least it's AWESOME. In case you weren't aware, this was the winner of the Layout contest thing on my blog's. Which you can still like, if you like my blog and haven't liked it already. You can do that every day! Have you even read the books? That movie sucked. Why? They just can. They have a pretentious sixth s...
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Talkin' Smack w/ Zak Attack: March 2012
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I am Zak. This is my Blog. I think it's funny, so you don't have to (but you can if you want). Tuesday, March 27, 2012. The BAYne of my existence. I know you've all been waiting with bated breath to get my opinion on, what I think, is one of the greatest atrocities I've ever heard of in my life. This This is the thing. Well, I spent a good long time writing a letter to Michael Bay, and here's a draft:. Dear Mr. Bay,. SO HELP ME, I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL! Posted by Zak Attack. Tuesday, March 20, 2012. Netflix...
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Talkin' Smack w/ Zak Attack: Reviews
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I am Zak. This is my Blog. I think it's funny, so you don't have to (but you can if you want). Someone told me you had a blog. They said it was pretty funny.- Woman at Church. You have a blog? Well, it's a blog alright- My good friend. I love your blog! Person who may or may not be real. Zak, you are so silly. - My own Mother. It's like this person is inside my head! Why are you sitting here writing fake reviews for your stupid blog? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. Stephen with an I.
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Talkin' Smack w/ Zak Attack: Super!
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I am Zak. This is my Blog. I think it's funny, so you don't have to (but you can if you want). Saturday, May 5, 2012. I have a problem, dear readers. I know what you are thinking, but before you unleash your chorus of "Well DUH." Hear me out. This is a problem I've had for a while. When people compliment me on my amazing good looks, I don't know whether I should say "Thank you" or "You're welcome"! You see what I'm saying? Ok, I'm sorry. That was mean. What's that though? How have I been? To be fair Sam ...
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Talkin' Smack w/ Zak Attack: Filler
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I am Zak. This is my Blog. I think it's funny, so you don't have to (but you can if you want). Friday, January 4, 2013. Well, I drove a lot today and now I'm tired. Remind me tomorrow to write about rest stops and road trips. Posted by Zak Attack. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I'm Zak. I am a Mormon. I started this blog because I like to be funny, and this seemed like a good way to practice. I am an English Major at BYU-Idaho, and I served a full-time mission to the French West Indies.
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Talkin' Smack w/ Zak Attack: January 2013
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I am Zak. This is my Blog. I think it's funny, so you don't have to (but you can if you want). Friday, January 4, 2013. Well, I drove a lot today and now I'm tired. Remind me tomorrow to write about rest stops and road trips. Posted by Zak Attack. I am really sorry that this post is so lame. On the morrow I embark on a journey. A journey that will take me across many strange and unknown lands, lands such as Wyoming and western Missouri. Why must I go you ask? Posted by Zak Attack. It really is terrible&#...
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Talkin' Smack w/ Zak Attack: Whoever put a "b" in subtle was a mastermind.
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I am Zak. This is my Blog. I think it's funny, so you don't have to (but you can if you want). Sunday, February 10, 2013. Whoever put a "b" in subtle was a mastermind. I haven't posted since the first of the year and that is terrible. For me anyway, I don't even think anyone really reads this anymore. If they do, Hey! What's up. So why did I decide after months of silence, to blow the dust of the old bloggeroo and write something up? Ok, maybe not, but it's getting said anyway. I'm totally lost. I wi...
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Talkin' Smack w/ Zak Attack: Half n' Half
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I am Zak. This is my Blog. I think it's funny, so you don't have to (but you can if you want). Thursday, January 3, 2013. Woah, I am blogging again. This is weird. Some might even say that it is too much. Well, forget you some! I am gonna do what I want. It really is terrible. I guess what I am trying to say is that we should all move to a more centralized location. MOVE FOR ME. Thanks. Posted by Zak Attack. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. Promote Your Page Too.
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Talkin' Smack w/ Zak Attack: An Ode to A Bygone Apocalypse
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I am Zak. This is my Blog. I think it's funny, so you don't have to (but you can if you want). Monday, December 31, 2012. An Ode to A Bygone Apocalypse. Well, 2012 is drawing to a close, and neither Facebook nor Twitter seemed to allow me an appropriate amount of space to express everything I want to about this year, so I have blown some of the dust off of my poor blog and started to type, (which, being the sharp bunch you are, have probably already noticed.). Posted by Zak Attack. Promote Your Page Too.