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Who is McDougal?: Beating me in the face

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Monday, May 14, 2007. Beating me in the face. This post may be my last. I've lost too much blood. McDougal has composed a joke and cannot log in here directly. When I assured him I didn't know his password, he punched me six times in the face with a tire iron and maybe three more with a brick. I'm having one of those days where I wish I were Reginald Denny. McDougal says:. I have a pet spider monkey that I got for $20 from a homeless guy. His name is Genitals. I don't know the monkey's name. Part IV of IV.

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Sysm: Deep in the heart of the South...

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Deep in the heart of the South. I'm not kidding. The stupid fucker actually said that. I said, "You can be ignorant, if you'd like. I'm not going to attempt to reason with someone who gets all of their information from chain emails, and never bothers to ask whether there's any truth to them at all. But I'm not going to keep my kids around that kind of racist shit.". The fact that this election is even close is because of people like this. Good on you for standing up for what's right, though. BA - the pro...

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Who is McDougal?

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Thursday, May 17, 2007. And then there was that policewoman in Macon, Georgia. Man, she was beautiful. Her hair shined like copper. McDougal. Fell in love with her immediately. Of course, it would never have worked out. And anyway, she was only interested in McDougal. For his traffic violations. He showed up drunk at the jewelry store late one night, with the diamond from his grandmother's wedding ring and a hollowpoint. Bullet. Later that night, when he shot her with it, her Kevlar. Part IV of IV.

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Who is McDougal?: Archives

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Wednesday, July 25, 2007. From the Desk of the Campaign Manager. To: All Campaign Staff. Campaign then infiltrate their assigned rival campaign. If you are not aware of your assigned letter class, that means you were never given one, and are hereby. Terminated. The internship program is suspended, effective immediately. Posted by Friends of McDougal at 7:36 PM. Some things about me. And then there was that policewoman in Macon, Geor. Beating me in the face. A Laymans Guide to Horrific Trampoline Injuries.

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Who is McDougal?: Why McDougal Hates Poets

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Monday, March 12, 2007. Why McDougal Hates Poets. Brother McDougal called me in a fever and recited the following 37 reasons why he hates poets:. Chompers. Poets can't be doctors. Poets can't even pay their water bills or submit their own shit to get published . Well, the really hungry and really bad can. Poets generally can't get out of bed before noon and seldom keep appointments. If two roads diverged in a yellow wood and you beat a poet to death with a. Large rock, would anyone care? Google doesn't l...

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Sysm: I'm just talkin' 'bout Shaft (continued)

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I'm just talkin' 'bout Shaft (continued). At the local pumpkin patch over the weekend. This monstrosity would scoop up pumpkins, chomp them between its mighty mechanical jaws, and let the husks fall to the ground. This entry was posted on Monday, September 29, 2008 at 9:38 AM. You can skip to the end and leave a response. It's not even October. Pumpkin patches should be illegal until October. Everything about that is wrong. I think that thing is cool. Raquo; Post a Comment. Soft rock the vote.

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Sysm: Here's the thing

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The basement was really, really. I will write something, once a week. Starting with this months old anecdote. Henceforth, I will don a tunic prior to any rough housing. This entry was posted on Sunday, August 10, 2008 at 10:17 PM. You can skip to the end and leave a response. This will bring you glorious google search phrases. You make me so happy. Now that I'm here to see it, I wish I hadn't. For the record, the Sysmutt never humped anything while he was here. It must be you. Tits - right back at you.

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Who is McDougal?: November 2005

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Friday, November 25, 2005. The original screenplay for "The Poseidon Adventure" was called "The Upside Down Boat Movie," and featured a maniacal Ahab-like captain, who ate half his crew before the wreck and impregnated Det. Lt. Mike Rogo (the character ultimately played by Ernest Borgnine). This character, Admiral McDougal, was later removed by timid Hollywood censors, who believed the character too closely resembled Richard Nixon. Posted by Friends of McDougal at 9:16 PM. Wednesday, November 23, 2005.