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Noggin Vomit: November 2011
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Only I could think this shit is funny. Monday, November 21, 2011. Thanks for the help, I guess? Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I was Janet Jackson's left boob until they outsourced the job to India. View my complete profile. Thanks for the help, I guess? Better Blogs Than Mine. Ya Damn Pastry Chef.
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Noggin Vomit: October 2011
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Only I could think this shit is funny. Sunday, October 23, 2011. Kiddo makes me proud. Those aren't zombies. Zombies can't run. That's a zomgie. The hell's a zomgie? Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I was Janet Jackson's left boob until they outsourced the job to India. View my complete profile. Kiddo makes me proud. Better Blogs Than Mine. Ya Damn Pastry Chef.
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Noggin Vomit: June 2011
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Only I could think this shit is funny. Sunday, June 19, 2011. They're young, not dumb. I feel compelled to reiterate this. It's the root of an argument I've had repeatedly with some of my friends. I never let the kids win when we play games or otherwise compete. I do. Take note, folks. It's not just my kids who like to be challenged. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I was Janet Jackson's left boob until they outsourced the job to India. View my complete profile. Theyre young, not dumb.
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Noggin Vomit: February 2011
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Only I could think this shit is funny. Sunday, February 27, 2011. He's talking trash above his grade level. You kids ready for your spankings? I wanna play Monopoly. Does Monopoly involve spankings? It will when I beat your butt. Links to this post. Saturday, February 26, 2011. He's so much fun to tease. Because a certain Justin Bieber looking beyotch. THAT'S WHY I WANT A FREAKING HAIRCUT! Links to this post. Friday, February 18, 2011. Reads Dr. Doom's Twitter feed. To wifezilla] Blah blah blah FML.
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Noggin Vomit: January 2011
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Only I could think this shit is funny. Friday, January 28, 2011. The WoW goldfarmers are getting more aggressive. Now they're advertising to me on my evening commute. Links to this post. Friday, January 21, 2011. Do you know about the Jersey Devil? Oh, yeah, I know all about him. I learned about it today. Know how he was created? No, this lady had a baby with horns and wings and it flew out through the fireplace. Links to this post. Tuesday, January 18, 2011. I feel you, brother. Links to this post.
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Noggin Vomit: November 2010
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Only I could think this shit is funny. Tuesday, November 23, 2010. Will you help me learn to be a detective so I can be one when I grow up? Sure Next time I take a crap, you can practice by trying to detect what I had for lunch. Links to this post. Monday, November 22, 2010. I want to write a gay country and western ballad called "You Made My Brown Eye Blue.". Links to this post. Tuesday, November 16, 2010. I read the kids a lot of the ones that are about them, and we laughed. Links to this post. Links t...
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Noggin Vomit: They're young, not dumb.
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Only I could think this shit is funny. Sunday, June 19, 2011. They're young, not dumb. I feel compelled to reiterate this. It's the root of an argument I've had repeatedly with some of my friends. I never let the kids win when we play games or otherwise compete. I do. Take note, folks. It's not just my kids who like to be challenged. I always took this route with my nephews and people gave me heat for it. Good to know Im not the only one. June 19, 2011 at 8:59 PM. June 20, 2011 at 10:58 AM. Hey there, lo...
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Noggin Vomit: His sarcasm is developing nicely.
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Only I could think this shit is funny. Thursday, April 14, 2011. His sarcasm is developing nicely. I got a hundred on two tests in a row. Kick ass. I'm proud of you; you're really smart. What tests? Okay, so you're studying fractions in math. What was the science test on? Not like all of them though, just the sun, the moon, and the stars. Cool, what did you study about them? Like how they light themselves. Well, the sun lights itself. But the moon doesn't, I know. The stars do, though. Ya Damn Pastry Chef.
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Noggin Vomit: April 2011
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Only I could think this shit is funny. Thursday, April 14, 2011. His sarcasm is developing nicely. I got a hundred on two tests in a row. Kick ass. I'm proud of you; you're really smart. What tests? Okay, so you're studying fractions in math. What was the science test on? Not like all of them though, just the sun, the moon, and the stars. Cool, what did you study about them? Like how they light themselves. Well, the sun lights itself. But the moon doesn't, I know. The stars do, though. Links to this post.
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Noggin Vomit: August 2010
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Only I could think this shit is funny. Tuesday, August 31, 2010. We're gonna have pork and corn. Links to this post. Monday, August 30, 2010. Playing a tower defense game. Oh Is your World of Warcraft not online? No, it's fine. Why aren't you playing? Kinda bored with it. My friends haven't been playing lately. Oh They got girlfriends? Links to this post. Tuesday, August 24, 2010. Of course I don't get permission until he's already found a job. I'm gonna have to wear my glasses for a couple of months.
