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dear peter: so sweet you are sometimes :)

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Tuesday, February 9, 2010. So sweet you are sometimes :). After so many weeks of mentally prepping myself to hate dilli de launde, i meet you instead:. Excuse me, ma’am. Says the kingfisher goodtime girl,. Please would you mind exchanging seats with mr? I look up at you as you blush prettily behind the air hostess. I enquire, puzzled, as i watch you flush white and then start to turn hot pink. Uhsorry to trouble you,. You manage to mumble,. God only knows how you do it! Thank you very much! And you, you ...

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dear peter: cougar town

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Saturday, April 3, 2010. Last night as i entered into senseless trawling and youtube nirvana just to ease the pain of the next six (ok fine, five) days of backbreaking work, i found this gem:. Yes peter, it’s alisha chinoy. the one who cried “anu malik”? Good riddance it would have been too, to him and his harmonium. But wait, we digress. The only point to this post is to raise a toast to the original cougar. And milind “baba” soman. So peter, just a note to say, watch out for the cougars! April 4, 2010 ...

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dear peter: oooh, you are my champion!

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Friday, May 28, 2010. Oooh, you are my champion! This young peter i know has been working seriously hard at being more macho. I’m playing sport on weekends, he informed me a few months ago. In the dilli summer? Chicks swoon when you tell them you play sport. Is that a fact? Yup plus i’m using lotus matte effect SPF 50 sun screen. it works, see? Hmm, no oily skin either. maybe i should try it too. Yes, you should. it needs to have SPF 50, minimum. Will do, sis! Awesome. who were you playing? It could be t...

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dear peter: down, boy!

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010. Let’s be very clear. my job is to be sexy, smart and altogether too good to be true. yours is to be complimentary…without being shady. tall order eh? Especially for your short order brains that are otherwise hardwired into shadiness? So yes, we come full circle. We begin by asking you to unlearn certain forms of behaviour that seem to have spread themselves among the male population through information mismanagement. A) stare at my boobs when talking to me. B) smart, intellige...

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dear peter: woops! tripped right into her vagina, did you?

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Wednesday, May 19, 2010. Tripped right into her vagina, did you? Call me a cynical cunt if you please, but i just don’t buy the ‘i was so drunk and stoned’ explanation. You see, the last time i was on substances, i did exactly what i wanted to. If you’d consult with your pecker, peter, i’m sure you’d find that’s exactly what you did too. It’s an abiding male fantasy that chicks don’t want to get laid. and while i hate to burst your bubble dearest, actually, we do. May 19, 2010 at 11:54 AM. Not true. ...

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dear peter: DO NOT tell me i have fat legs, fathead.

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Sunday, May 30, 2010. DO NOT tell me i have fat legs, fathead. You have no idea how unsexy that makes you look. And no, saying ‘baby, there’s more of you to love’ is not going to make things better. Even your mum wouldn’t consider that a compliment, peter, you ass! Image source: www.faculty.fairfield.edu. Am planning to take a print out of this and stick it up in various places.since I cant get myself to do anything about the fat legs, might as well ensure something is done about the fatheads. But never ...

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dear peter: it’s time you made your own bed and breakfast.

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Monday, February 22, 2010. It’s time you made your own bed and breakfast. While your mum has dedicated a lifetime to making your favourite meals, washing your underwear and telling you how wonderous you are, you might have noticed that nobody else has the time. yup, it’s a hard fact of life that must be acknowledged and accepted - mums are the worst trainers in the world when it comes to bringing up adult men. Besides which, i assure you there are a number of advantages to this plan. 3 you can leverage t...

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dear peter: what do you mean why don’t i just go pee?

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Thursday, April 22, 2010. What do you mean why don’t i just go pee? You’re so smug at the pub, peter, siphoning away the last pitcher of beer while i cross my legs and rock myself in agony. Bravo, chugged it down, did you? My bursting bladder salutes you. No, i don’t want to get another pitcher. Sure, i’ll tell you what i’m stressing out about. is there a loo? Will it be clean? Will the flush work? Should i squat or crouch? Will i even make it? Yes please, let’s leave already. Bad move, peter. Tentativel...

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dear peter: wanna jiggy jiggy with her hoo ha, baby?

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Sunday, March 21, 2010. Wanna jiggy jiggy with her hoo ha, baby? There’s a girl i know who makes me feel like i’ve grown a moustache. It's impossible to resist the urge to touch your upper lip, just to check. Some women always have this effect. They walk into a room and make you feel instantly more macho. Yes, i know this seems to work out very well for you, peter. But let me give you an inside tip, this kind of damsel never says vagina. Image source: www.baroqueinhackney.wordpress.com. I totally know th...

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the files of agent green glass: June 2010

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The files of agent green glass. Friday, June 11, 2010. When it rains i revisit old books. Some weekends when it’s stormy and afternoon is turning to evening, I lie on the futon and read all all my favourites. Mandrake. Bahadur. Alexander Frater’s Chasing the monsoon. The Mahabharat. Bill Bryson’s Notes from a small country. Patricia Highsmith’s Ripley Series. Biggles. Pearls before Swine. Philip Roth’s Goodbye Columbus. And of course liberal doses of Feluda. Posted by agent green glass. So I race out of ...