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Over-caffeinated and Underfed: TGI - LA.
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Monday, August 9, 2010. This feels so strange, just going to chill at a friend's house instead of out to the bar,". I told my mom, on the phone last night. "I don't even know who I am right now! Woman, this is LA,. I reminded her. "Every night is Friday night.". I could hear her open and close her mouth as she searched - in vain - for a response, once again rendered speechless by the knowledge of her baby boi regularly running rampant 2,000 miles away. If she knew a sixth of it. You read it here.
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Over-caffeinated and Underfed: You know how everyone else knows that I'm gay now? 1:3
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Saturday, August 7, 2010. You know how everyone else knows that I'm gay now? I think I made out with that guy in your photo,". I wrote in a Facebook message to my friend, a couple weeks ago. "Does his name start with a 'd'? Does his name start with a 'd'? I tugged at my collar, grimacing exaggeratedly to myself. You know you're gay when.". He confirmed, quickly. " That's my friend Doug. And you did indeed make out with him a few months back. :)". What can I say? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Over-caffeinated and Underfed: Unsoliciters welcome.
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Friday, August 6, 2010. You're sure about these? I placed the pair of electric red hot pants that I had just spent the last 20 minutes trying on and asking the opinion of both salesboiz at the West Hollywood American Apparel. 8220;Oh YES. They are hahhh t,. One of the clerks confirmed, folding them as best one can fold such little material. Ght; because I've never owned shorts this short and I'm rollin' up to the bar alone and -". If you don't get laid in these, tonight,”. I wasn't gonna say anything,".
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Over-caffeinated and Underfed: You know how everyone else knew I was gay? 1:8
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Sunday, August 15, 2010. You know how everyone else knew I was gay? Whenever I take a trip back to Wisconsin, we Wienkers always make sure to find the time to sit down together and at least skim through a few of the more hilarious home movies in our family archives. One of our collective favorites features a particularly prophetic scene the night my younger sister, Mary, turned four:. 8220;Geez, you guys don’t give me nearly this much for my. 8220;Mmmhmm. You get nothing,”. 8220;What movie is it? Five or...
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Over-caffeinated and Underfed: Fellatiosophy.
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Saturday, July 24, 2010. If you go down on someone in their car and a homeless man is asleep in the abandoned armchair you parked next to, does that count as exhibitionism or a complete disregard of Los Angeles’ displaced population? Seeing as he had woken up and wandered off by the time we put our seats back in their upright and locked positions - Imma gonna say both. And, uh, maybe a smidge of indecent exposure, too; because he surely got a glimpse. Although, lemme tell yah:. SEX - *not* food.
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Over-caffeinated and Underfed: Gay forward.
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Sunday, August 8, 2010. I asked my friend, yesterday morning, inquiring as to the events following my departure from the bar Friday night. NoAlthough, this one guy wanted to have sex. He was all, 'Yo boy, group fuck? That's what he opened with? Was surprised by such aggressive tactics. How many boys you bringing home with you? My friend said the cock juggler continued. Was his own response. Oh man. How romantic,". He concurred. "You had me at 'group fuck.'". Failed attempt at sexiness. I'm a'Twitter, too.
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Over-caffeinated and Underfed: August 2010
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Tuesday, August 24, 2010. I'll always be over-caffeinated and underfed, but starting today you can read me over at my sparkly new site: jjwienkers.com. Labels: oh *hey* adulthood. You read it here. Monday, August 23, 2010. You know how everyone else knows I'm gay, now? I wear cologne to play organized sports. Even when they take place outdoors and the scent of sunscreen will most certainly overpower that which is manufactured by Gucci or my own sweat glands. You know how everyone else knows Im gay now?
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Over-caffeinated and Underfed: Ho(rror) stories: No party en mis pantalones. 1:2
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Wednesday, March 17, 2010. Ho(rror) stories: No party en mis pantalones. 1:2. Gay as to don such an obviously feminine garment. Also, sexy, swarthy, and statuesque is but one of my many preferred sex partner genres. "Generally tantalizing" is as close as I get to a definitive type. All by your lonesome,". I lured his attention, "Or workin' your magic? Working my magic,". He laughed. "You? Oh I'm workin' my magic. I'm working my magic right here.". I arched my eyebrows, grinning mischievously - like I do.
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Over-caffeinated and Underfed: Ready yo' rods.
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Wednesday, August 18, 2010. When I'm in it deep, you. Can dangle your worm just out of my reach for months and still - I'll gladly bite. Just know, though: you're free to take a pause, wipe your brow, and even fuck someone else; but if you get cocky or overwhelmed and let the line spool back out, chances are high that I'll snap free and my affection will drift away forever. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). David Sedaris meets Diablo Cody. With a smack (on the ass) of Chelsea Handler. I'm a'Twitter, too.
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Over-caffeinated and Underfed: Share the effort.
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Thursday, August 12, 2010. Should I message him? I shouldn't. Should I? I dropped my head into my hands, last Monday, as I waited for my friend Liana’s advice on how to move forward after a weekend of particularly lackluster textual responses from one of my latest crushes. It is so weird to see you falter,". She shook her head in dismay. "You never falter.". It's just with men. I hate it. IFUCKINGHATEIT! No, I love it. Oh Gawd,". I began to cackle deliriously. “ AHHH! Let him come to you,". Want to do any.
