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Split down the Middle: 01/07/07 - 01/08/07
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Wednesday, 25 July 2007. Back from hols.with a bump. Being back from holiday is awful, it’s doubly awful when you have to change your gloating facebook profile from ‘ha de ha, in your faces, I’m going on holiday to, ‘I’m back and I’m peeling and miserable’. One of them, ‘ la cresta’. What else to tell…well, the alcoholic sister and crack head didn’t make it over to Spain whilst we were there, which was a great shame. Of course it meant we were able to drink to our heart’s content...Thankfully I found ...
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Split down the Middle: Commitment phobes and the gainfully unemployed
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Friday, 16 November 2007. Commitment phobes and the gainfully unemployed. Oh its all about phobias - 2 whole posts while the rightful blogger has been away and the best I can muster is phobias and making it a bit sam centric. Ali will be back next week to write up about her holiday and maybe any issues she is having about being one of the unwashed masses :) For now though you will have to make do with yet another from me. Posted by Ali P. Fеel fгee to ѕurf to my homepage payday loan online. The term reco...
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Split down the Middle: 01/05/07 - 01/06/07
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Thursday, 31 May 2007. Sod the DIY, it's date night. Given the *limited success of previous date nights, I’m kind of hoping that this one goes smoothly, and I think adding the whole ‘I miss you because I don’t live with you anymore’ element might be a sweetener. We shall see I suppose. Or maybe it’s me….probably the latter. I’m sure this means that by Monday I’ll have a whole host of amusing tales from my weekend. Over and out for now, Ali xx. Posted by Ali P. Wednesday, 30 May 2007. Posted by Ali P.
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Split down the Middle: Odd Phobias
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Tuesday, 13 November 2007. Until last Thursday night I was held high on a pedestal of Nutterdom that my worst phobia was tidal waves. This seemed ridiculous to most of my friends given we live(d) on the South East Coast which happens to be attached to the English Channel, one of the most unassuming bodies of water in the Northern Hemisphere. The news just wouldn't give up on it ( http:/ news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7085394.stm. Posted by Ali P. Always wake up before I've made my decision. Can get sweaters...
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Split down the Middle: The return of the ali-mal.
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Friday, 13 June 2008. The return of the ali-mal. My good friend Anita occasionally has far too much to drink and becomes obnoxious, difficult, unhinged and quite frankly.nuts. On those occasions we call her 'Angemal' to embrace her animalistic qualities. I, of late, have become my own special breed. The Ali-mal. It's fairly similar, but it's a slightly more self involved version because well, it's me. At Glastonbury. No more Maldives for me, I'm a changed lady. Hmmmmmmmm. Posted by Ali P. Plus, the Roman...
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Split down the Middle: 01/10/07 - 01/11/07
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Monday, 29 October 2007. Party- the low down. I'm sure you're all dying to hear about how the party went and I only wish I was able to tell you with any degree of certainty. Unfortunately my funny story telling abilities are hampered somewhat by just how trashed I got, but I'm pretty sure a good time was had by all (especially me). These are my top funny party moments (though some are funnier in hindsight and some are more cringe worthy). 1) Steve in silver boots. 2) Pseudo lessie behaviour. Where ever L...
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Split down the Middle: 01/08/07 - 01/09/07
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Thursday, 30 August 2007. People and their pets. A scene from the animated version of 101 Dalmations which makes me laugh without fail is the one at the beginning where people are likened to their pet dogs. A fussy lady with pretentious hair struts by with an equally ludicrous poodle and an afgan hound strides past with a glamourous looking lady with long shaggy hair. Ps- Anita- if you read this, it takes one to know one (someone extremly high maintenance that is! Posted by Ali P. 1) The smell of burning...
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Split down the Middle: 01/06/07 - 01/07/07
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Wednesday, 27 June 2007. I remember a long time ago, more than 10 years in fact, I went to the holiday inn in Reading (the one near Caversham) to complete my week of 'work experience'. The placements were chosen at random, and despite wanting experience in a 'busy office' I found myself in the wonderful world of hoteliering- perhaps this is where my love was born (of staying in hotels and cleaning, not the two together of course). The reason I cast my mind back to these happy carefree days (ahem) is that...
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Split down the Middle: Ali Update
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Monday, 12 November 2007. Hello there people. I am the assistant blogger while Ali is away sunning herself in Thailand. And what better place for her to be than on holiday given the day before she left she was "let go". I'm not giving anything away here and she asked that I cover this before her return so she can get on with stories of elephants up cliffs and how long she spent in the jacuzzi. Posted by Ali P. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). It's all about me. View my complete profile. Vic's blog whi...
